In this thread, post quotes from sports announcers that are so dumb that they're funny... or at least amusing. I'll start

From UFC 73: Stacked
Mike Goldberg: This is the most exciting fight card we've had in a while
Joe Rogan: As a fan I am very excited for tonight's card, because I don't know who's going to win.
Me: As opposed to all those past fight cards, where you knew exactly who was gonna win, how, and when

Joe Rogan: (After Sean Sherk slams Hermes Franka down and hits his own head on the canvas in the process) Sean Sherk just slammed Franka down on the canvas. But he hit his own head also... and he pops right back up! What a testament to his conditioning!!

7/12/2007 5:46:51 PM

Anything Stuart Scott says is dumb and sounds like an 11 year old talking.

Also Dusty Baker is mentally retarded.

7/12/2007 5:52:01 PM

7/12/2007 5:56:23 PM

this thread shouldnt have made it through 2 posts without a bill walton montage.

7/12/2007 6:08:33 PM

Throw it down big man!

7/12/2007 6:09:47 PM

Send it in Jerome!

7/12/2007 6:14:41 PM

how has madden not gotten mentioned yet

7/12/2007 6:28:39 PM

boom goes the dynamite

7/12/2007 6:52:03 PM

Bill Walton on a turnover: "That quite possibly could have been the worst play in Utah Jazz history"

7/12/2007 7:00:59 PM

"Robert Horry is the greatest inbound passer in the history of Western Civilization." - Sir Bill

7/12/2007 7:12:17 PM

thats redunkulous

7/12/2007 7:16:36 PM

"Good god almighty! They've killed him King!" - Jim Ross

7/13/2007 11:52:16 PM

^ no no, its "OH MA GAAAHD, KING!"

7/13/2007 11:56:49 PM

yeah true I was just hoping some1 would know who Jim Ross was

7/13/2007 11:58:58 PM

terry bradshaw ftw, get him out of here.

7/14/2007 12:01:25 AM

"Why would they have their senior QB, Jay Davis, on the sidelines?" - the guy announcing the Car Care Bowl we were in two years ago--he kept saying Jay should have been the starter just because he was a senior.

The pair also routinely mixed up Manny/Mario and Tony/Andre.

7/14/2007 1:16:28 AM

sub par bowl = sub par announcers

7/14/2007 1:20:09 AM

about UCONN's Rudy Gay

"I'm a big Gay guy" -Some overweight ESPN analyst

7/14/2007 5:32:10 AM

^it was Rick Majerus and he said "I'm NOT a big gay guy"

7/14/2007 7:38:35 AM

"That is a disgusting act… I can’t believe we have that on our air.” - Joe Buck

7/14/2007 11:41:34 AM

mike goldberg is a tool.

[Edited on July 14, 2007 at 11:43 AM. Reason : lol @ boom goes the dynamite guy]

7/14/2007 11:43:10 AM

Gary Williams, pissed off cause his team just lost to a buzzer beater shot that he thought went off after the buzzer, went over to the ESPN cameras and announcers to show he was right.

He was shown he was wrong, but Dick Vitale said to Gary to rub it in: "the clock does not end until double zero baby!"

In my mind, it just strikes me as hilarious what Williams was thinking of Vitale at that moment.

7/14/2007 1:18:35 PM

what about on MNF when Madden said that kicking the football felt like kicking a bag of bolts.

7/14/2007 1:20:42 PM

My ideal sports show would consist of Charles Barkley, Michael Irving, and Shannon Sharp. Could you imagine the chaos. Maybe throw Bob Costas in there to keep order/sit there nervously with a bunch of big black guys.

7/14/2007 1:29:23 PM

"I've always been fascinated by fly balls" -Tim Kurkjian

"Aw, how could he (Jorge Orta) lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico." - Harry Caray

7/15/2007 12:06:38 PM

howard cosell - "look at that little monkey go"

7/15/2007 12:46:22 PM