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I don't think I could handle having something growing inside me like that.

7/13/2007 7:42:32 PM

i hate the whole ambilical cord and gooey shit thing

7/13/2007 7:43:53 PM

damn, it looks like the chick in the second video didnt change clothes for 9 months!!! LOL

7/13/2007 7:50:59 PM

wow nice videos!

the first one looks like it could be out of an alien movie!

7/13/2007 7:51:42 PM

In the first one, all the women are short of breath. Pregnancy must suck. I aint havin any yangins!
Birth control, FTW!

7/13/2007 7:55:08 PM

7/13/2007 8:13:56 PM

man whats up with women now a days not wanting kids

7/13/2007 8:22:50 PM

i didn't want kids, but now that i have one, it's been hard/wonderful.

7/13/2007 9:08:14 PM

then there's this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_77qzUY6IQ

7/13/2007 9:14:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCIKCJ1CmeU&mode=related&search=

7/13/2007 9:38:50 PM

^^^i dont want kids now but i mean probably sometime before i die...def cant rule it out at all

[Edited on July 13, 2007 at 9:45 PM. Reason : .]

7/13/2007 9:44:12 PM

Pregnancy looks terrible and scary and all, but I really will have kids eventually. I was just kidding earlier. CERTAINLY NOT IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!!

My best friend got pregnant and then her boyfriend left her... so I've been through the pregnancy stuff. She had a TERRIBLE pregnancy, not morning sickness, but she never could eat anything without throwing it up. I had the sympathy pains, I took her to the doctor, I got to hear the heart beat (which made me cry), and if I hadn't been in labs all day I would have been there when he was born. Pregnancy is terrible, but it can be amazing all at the same time.

[Edited on July 13, 2007 at 9:54 PM. Reason : ]

7/13/2007 9:54:22 PM

I really want kids, or maybe just one, but not any time soon.

7/13/2007 9:54:27 PM

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"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCIKCJ1CmeU&mode=related&search="

that's just wrong

7/15/2007 11:11:59 AM

[no kids]

7/15/2007 11:19:35 AM

It doesn't bother me...

Even though, I'm no where near marriage or financially ready...

I can't wait to get married one day and have a baby growing inside of me

I just found out this weekend that my big sister is pregnant and I couldn't be happier

7/18/2007 10:10:16 PM

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"i didn't want kids, but now that i have one, it's been hard/wonderful."

yep. prob been both the best and the most fucked up thing i've ever experienced.

7/18/2007 11:02:19 PM

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"In the first one, all the women are short of breath. Pregnancy must suck. I aint havin any yangins!"

I think they sped it up to show the movement more clearly. My mom told me I'd sorta stretch and hold for over ten minutes, sometimes.

7/18/2007 11:04:55 PM

forget having kids... not for me at all

7/18/2007 11:06:16 PM

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"http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=WCIKCJ1CmeU"

oh good god

never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

7/18/2007 11:07:57 PM

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"I just found out this weekend that my big sister is pregnant and I couldn't be happier"

I just found out this past weekend that my boss is possibly preggers too! Which is cool for me because she may need me to replace her when she's on maternity leave this spring.

She's got a kid already, so it's always easier the second time around.

7/18/2007 11:16:13 PM

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"oh good god never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever"

I just threw up a little bit.

7/18/2007 11:18:24 PM

Is there anything more beautiful? lol

7/18/2007 11:19:33 PM

just wait until you actually have to deliver a baby

that is quite possibly one of the nastiest things i have ever seen/touched

7/18/2007 11:20:29 PM

I love how it's all clean on TV...
Apparently they come pre-packaged in swaddling clothes too.

7/18/2007 11:26:56 PM

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"that is quite possibly one of the nastiest things i have ever seen/touched"

I've heard this from a good many people, including a couple of veterans.

I'm taking yall's word on it, and thanking god my bf is down with adoption.

7/18/2007 11:27:48 PM

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"I can't wait to get married one day and have a baby growing inside of me "

ALERT, ALERT!!!!

7/18/2007 11:32:29 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/picklesfrompluto/845032369/

7/20/2007 9:07:10 AM

i think pregnancy is great and wonderful and a miracle and all that shit, but it's just not for me.

7/20/2007 9:19:35 AM

oh come on blah, lets go make some babies

[Edited on July 20, 2007 at 9:23 AM. Reason : dsfg]

7/20/2007 9:23:41 AM

oh, alright

7/20/2007 9:24:02 AM

i dont get off work until 5:30 though

7/20/2007 9:26:41 AM

yeah, but then it's a 3 hr drive to charlotte

7/20/2007 9:29:00 AM

Hey I wanna have babies one day.. not now.. but one day... I still need to practice

[Edited on July 20, 2007 at 11:09 AM. Reason : dfgadf]

7/20/2007 11:08:57 AM

dammit if I can't find the thread I made about my wife and her pregnancy so far.

[Edited on July 20, 2007 at 11:20 AM. Reason : .]

7/20/2007 11:18:32 AM

the one about the hairy ass.. and her peeing a little when she sneezes or something? and something about how you still liked to have sex with her? that grossed me out a little.

7/20/2007 11:25:34 AM

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"I still need to practice "

did you know i was on the Practice Squad

7/20/2007 11:27:47 AM

hahaha yeah that's it. no more sex though, I can't do it because the baby moves too much and he kicks hard.

7/20/2007 11:27:54 AM

we talking about practice?

not the game i love but practice?

7/20/2007 11:28:42 AM

if i was your wife i would be really upset with that thread...

7/20/2007 11:30:20 AM

i am just kidding

7/20/2007 11:30:34 AM

7/20/2007 11:47:10 AM

Joe, why were you looking at pregnancy videos anyways?

7/20/2007 12:45:52 PM

I hate being pregnant. Nearly every single second of it. Yes, I get all mushy every time I see the baby on the ultrasound or hear its heartbeat, but I still hate being pregnant.

I cannot recall ever feeling as bad as I did during the first 3 months. And the second trimester isn't exactly fun either.

I saw the videos of babies moving and it looks like an alien should pop out any second. And don't even get me started on those childbirth videos. I watched one after getting pregnant, but it was too late to change my mind.

7/20/2007 1:40:26 PM

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"And don't even get me started on those childbirth videos. I watched one after getting pregnant, but it was too late to change my mind."

Lies. You can fall down some stairs any time you damn well please.

7/20/2007 1:41:21 PM

*lol*

One of the ladies that I work with informed me that the mother doesn't get to watch the birth from that angle so it isn't so bad.

My older brother claimed that the birth of his daughter was the most disgusting thing that he had ever witnessed.

7/20/2007 1:43:35 PM

I'm glad being the woman, because I don't have to see it physically happen

I also don't plan on having my husband watch for that exact reason

7/20/2007 1:45:27 PM

SOME STAY DRY AND SOME CAN FEEL THE PAIN

7/20/2007 1:46:38 PM

When I have my babies, I am gonna do it watching Venture Brothers doped up on some lidocaine... POssibly have a bag of chocolates sitting by my bed ...See how those bitches like that!

[Edited on July 20, 2007 at 2:35 PM. Reason : sdf]

7/20/2007 2:34:23 PM

Uh, at most places you are allowed to make up your own birthing plan and the facility does their best to follow the plan unless it's dangerous or against policy. So, if you want to have your baby while doped up, watching tv, and eating chocolate, you can.

7/20/2007 2:39:15 PM