but it turns out it was just pimpmaster69 having sex in the back of my truck on top of optmusprimer's boat covers while i was driving down highway 70



[Edited on July 16, 2007 at 12:28 AM. Reason : i had to wait till i got home ]

7/16/2007 12:27:05 AM

man i had some people try to do that shit in the back of my ram coming home from a concert one time. they got more of a ride than they bargained for. sliding on line-x will tear up a bare ass.

7/16/2007 1:14:57 AM

just slam on the brakes a few times

7/16/2007 8:05:53 AM

just let'em do it

7/16/2007 8:12:48 AM

you should have drove through a car wash

as a matter of fact, please drive through a car wash

[Edited on July 16, 2007 at 9:30 AM. Reason : what about jeepmans bike? hahahaha]

7/16/2007 9:30:11 AM

you were having sex with jeepman's bike?!

Does he know this?

7/16/2007 9:31:45 AM

lol

7/16/2007 9:32:25 AM

^^ no, he took it out before I could put it on the roof of his porch

7/16/2007 10:33:28 AM

one of you musta told him...

7/16/2007 11:10:48 AM

that's gotta be distracting when you're tryin to drive

7/16/2007 12:06:16 PM

I took the long way home for him , the carwash woulda been a great idea, if my truck would fit in one, all i saw were feet sticking up over the tailgate, good thing my truck is too tall for most people to see into, but then again Jarod has no shame

7/16/2007 1:27:01 PM

ahahahhahhahahhahah what a crazy fuck jared is

[Edited on July 16, 2007 at 3:20 PM. Reason : primer's got swimmers on his covers ]

7/16/2007 3:20:15 PM

id be mad if i really thought this was the first time something nasty happened around my boat... but im sure its not

7/16/2007 6:59:30 PM

7/16/2007 8:36:37 PM

hahaha My parking lot looks like a War zone

7/16/2007 8:42:21 PM

Quote :

"id be mad if i really thought this was the first time something nasty happened around my boat"

that boat has been fucked in more times than a whorehouse

7/16/2007 9:55:30 PM

^^^my bad dude, i dont think i got any of my kids on the boat cover,

thanks keith for taking the long, non interstate ride home. i was fucking smashed though man

i bet you were gettin some road head from liz though in the truck weren't you

[Edited on July 16, 2007 at 10:03 PM. Reason : ,]

7/16/2007 10:02:46 PM

i plead the fif

7/16/2007 10:15:34 PM