http://floridastate.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?Sport=1&pr_key=55607

Quote :

"Rivals rates Footman a low three-star player, citing concerns about his bright red uniform making him vulnerable to crafty Colonials who are willing to flout all known rules of war by shooting at him from the trees instead of walking straight into volleys of musket fire. Bobby Bowden now turns his sights to German Panzer, French Surrenderer, and Ethiopian Guywith-Pointystick"

[Edited on July 16, 2007 at 9:47 PM. Reason : .]

7/16/2007 9:46:51 PM

swydt

7/16/2007 9:54:30 PM

lol

gg

7/16/2007 10:27:57 PM

someone photoshop a picture of him with a British redcoat uniform on.

7/16/2007 11:18:14 PM

this is one of my best threads ever

7/16/2007 11:28:59 PM

I laughed.

7/17/2007 10:50:57 AM

Quote :

"Ethiopian Guywith-Pointystick"

7/17/2007 10:59:28 AM

bttt

7/18/2007 8:13:48 PM

lol! 10/10, G

7/18/2007 8:20:16 PM

more like british TRIGGERman

7/18/2007 8:21:05 PM

exactly

7/19/2007 1:50:11 PM

some other great ones... my favorites in bold:

Indiana Jones LB Albuquerque Cibola New Mexico
Gator Godlove LB/RB 5'10 200 Batavia New York
Atticus Disney DL Andover Central Kansas
Trevino Woods OL 6'5 282 5.42 Athens Clarke Central Georgia
Benson Hedges DB 5'9 145 Owensboro Catholic Kentucky
Unique Occena DL/OL 6'1 260 Spring Valley New York
Jeremiah Big Spring DB/WR 6'0 165 Kellogg Idaho
Mike Bizzarro RB Whippany Park New Jersey
Brooklyn Fox QB 6'4 200 Tulsa East Central Oklahoma
Taxi Wilson OL 6'2 205 Seattle Lakeside Washington
Green Hill RB Aransas Pass Texas
Bryce Golightly RB 5'9 165 4.40 Levelland Texas
Sam Starbuck QB Logansport Indiana
Arby Fields RB/DB 5'8 186 4.59 Rancho Cucamonga Los Osos California
Addidas Tolliver LB 6'0 195 4.50 New Port Richey Ridgewood Florida
Arvie Kilongkilong DB 5'9 150 McAuley Catholic Missouri
Latani Moi Moi DL 6'3 230 Menlo-Atherton California
So-Rare Harrelson HAHAHAAHAHA WR 6'2 180 Chesapeake Oscar Smith Virginia
Cole Cherryholmes QB Remington Kansas
Tony Lira WR/QB 5'6 145 4.68 San Antonio Southwest Texas
Kevin Yen OL 6'3 226 Irvine University California
Ekolu Soon WR 5'10 160 Honolulu Kamehameha Hawaii
Shawnta Husband WR 6'1 180 Inglewood Morningside California
Ebahn Feathers QB/ATH 5'11 189 4.38 Fresno Washington Union California
Keegan Grabhorn WR/DB 6'1 175 Plymouth North Massachusetts
Shady Salamon RB/DB 5'10 180 St. Paul Cretin-Derham Hall Minnesota
Sam Son LB 6'2 205 Irvine University California
Kennedy Freeman RB/WR/DB 5'6 160 Normal Community Illinois
Thor Klinker LB 5'9 185 South O'Brien Iowa
Jake Fickle RB 5'11 215 Buena Vista Colorado
Robis Stamp RB Kokomo Taylor Indiana
Skyler Luxa RB 5'11 175 4.68 Blair Nebraska
Tom Roque RB Dunkirk New York
Alex Diffendaffer LB 5'10 200 Berthoud Colorado
David Person WR 5'11 160 4.50 Henderson Southern Vance North Carolina
Alexander Alexis WR 5'10 West Palm Beach Gardens Florida
Leslie Purdue WR 5'7 170 Whitehouse Texas
Chris Prom TE/DL 6'4 210 Port Washington Wisconsin
Larry Skippergosh OL/DL 6'5 265 Charlevoix Michigan
David Flunker TE/DL/LB Detroit Frederick Douglass Michigan
Michael Woodsmall DB/RB 6'1 195 Farmersburg North Central Indiana
Drew Rainwater DB 6'0 175 Lebanon Oregon
Laderek Tolefree DB/LB 5'9 175 Texas
Orry Fruit DB/QB 5'10 170 Ekalaka Montana
Stokes Volatile LB/OL 6'0 175 Arden Christ School North Carolina
Tiuke Tuipulotu DB/RB/LB 5'9 175 San Mateo Serra California
Leons Kabongo DB/LB 5'11 190 4.40 Woodbridge Gar-Field Virginia
Jordan Free OL 6'3 280 Baton Rouge Parkview Baptist Louisiana
Dorson Dort DB 5'8 160 Delray Beach Atlantic Florida
Cameo Holloway DB/RB/LB 5'9 181 4.74 Eastman Dodge County Georgia
Justin Renew TE 6'5 215 5.34 Kingsland Camden County Georgia
L.J. Gamblin LB 6'3 215 Des Moines Lincoln Iowa
Travis Trickey LB 6'4 220 Eagar Round Valley Arizona
Kyle Ka'aihu-Kaimiola LB 5'10 187 Wailuku Baldwin Hawaii
Greg Shotwell DB/RB 5'10 190 Elyria Ohio
Elirah Quawishafazz wtf?? DB/LB 5'11 180 Chicago Englewood Illinois

8/20/2007 1:07:50 PM

8/20/2007 1:11:57 PM

that's rich

8/20/2007 1:12:00 PM