They needed a false flag event in order to raise taxes on the American people so they blew up the bridge to get Americans up in arms about the safety of bridges and the lack of funding on our infrastructures. Now the Libs can jack up taxes, repeal our rights to not pay ass loads of taxes and claim that its all for the benefit of infrastructure. They keep Americans fearful by putting out reports of how dangerous our bridges are and how vulnerable we are to a major bridge collapse, in order to get the public to go along with tax hikes in the name of safety. Of course the real tax hikes will go towards welfare, socialism and feeding the pockets of all the rich liberals..but to make Americans think the money is going to the right cause they will have an illegitimate war on bridge collapses while they secretly line their pockets and help their true agenda. I watched the video of the bridge collapse many many times and I saw explosions before the bridge fell. I also know that loud bangs were heard as the bridge fell (not merely the sound of the bridge falling). I know for a fact that steel will not give way under the routine weight of traffic so there had to be charges placed in the bridge prior to the collapse. Also all the Liberal Jews in the media warned all the Jews to leave the bridge 10 minutes before the collapse and take a different way home that day. Also the size of the hole where the bridge used to be is way too big for it to just be the missing bridge, clearly there was a bomb dropped on it. And why are some cars missing? This is a vast liberal conspiracy pulled off masterfully by Hillary and Pelosi and their puppet masters Ted Kennedy and Howard Dean......We are through the looking glass people.











































See What I did there......see how dumb it sounds when you think about it like a conspiracy douchebag

[Edited on August 6, 2007 at 7:35 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2007 7:33:34 PM

8/6/2007 7:34:38 PM

Come on. Give the guys some time to concoct a good story. It'll be way more entertaining than this one

8/6/2007 7:41:08 PM

i dont know, im pretty dead on with this

8/6/2007 7:42:11 PM

not nearly enough distruction

8/6/2007 7:52:23 PM

8/6/2007 8:38:00 PM

For a second I thought this was a salisburyboy or hookgeezer thread.

8/6/2007 9:31:20 PM

its called a parody

8/6/2007 9:51:41 PM

I have to say, that was rather entertaining....

Thanks for that...

8/6/2007 9:57:37 PM

I won't lie, I've been looking at prisonplanet from time to time since the bridge went down in the hopes that a hilarious conspiracy theory would be proposed.

8/6/2007 10:01:36 PM

dude......i just proposed one

8/6/2007 10:17:13 PM

^x5

8/6/2007 11:54:22 PM

8/7/2007 2:10:24 AM

big fucking deal

there are still sad fucks out there that don't even think we really landed on the moon

that evolution doesn't exist

that 9/11 was a conspiracy planned and acted out by the US government

that Bond's isn't on the roids

that puff the magic dragon is a actual mythical beastie that re-lit the lighthouse lamp during the storm



here's a thought, rather than raising taxes lets just get everyone to actually pay them, stop pouring money into the black hole known as social security and medicare, stop pork barreling legislation, actually have a functional budget, reform and revise the public education system, and drastically alter the process of political campaigning

that would solve many more problems....

(ss would be covered by a manage mandatory pension plan where you still pay in, but you only pay into an account for you/(others in your family when you die), the government invests it so it matches or slightly beats inflation (many ways of doing that) then when you get older you get the money back, or at least access to it. Medicare - imho and from what i can tell inflates the cost of medical care as it is, since providers KNOW they can get the Medicare contribution they jack up the price just that much more, insurance is a different beast and needs some revisment as well)

8/7/2007 9:49:49 AM

the conspiracy lives

8/8/2007 12:19:19 PM

"I broke the dam."

8/8/2007 12:20:24 PM

I thought this thread was about another ridiculous children's book.

8/8/2007 12:34:18 PM

no, just a satire

8/8/2007 4:02:28 PM

I liked my conspiracy satire.

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=422922

But Duke locked it.

8/8/2007 4:12:43 PM