I just wanted to beat MinkaGrl01 in saying page 258.

8/15/2012 5:32:30 AM

I'm sitting in Chick fil A right now.

8/15/2012 9:43:06 AM

I can't remember the last time I was this nervous

I wasn't even this nervous on my wedding day

8/15/2012 10:01:52 AM

I really hate the West Wing . . . mediocre, over-dramatized writing with an unrealistic sanctimonious bent . . . sigh.

8/26/2012 1:30:22 PM

^^ You shouldn't be this nervous just about meeting me...

8/26/2012 2:12:54 PM

I didn't call my mom on her birthday. big time fail

8/27/2012 8:35:07 AM

I did, but it was not the call she wanted to get

8/27/2012 8:37:21 AM

>---- ----<

8/27/2012 8:39:42 AM

i just wore swim goggles to cut onions. i looked like a moron but i didn't cry.

:winning:

9/9/2012 1:25:29 PM

^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU-gfFzC6Uw

9/9/2012 1:32:18 PM

I miss going to tunnel paintings.

9/9/2012 9:49:57 PM

I miss hanging out with ^ and taking shots with him and xtine, and also the later times with him and bottombaby

9/9/2012 10:06:35 PM

I start a new job today and I'm terrified. I've been unemployed for a while so it's a little weird because of that. But also because my last couple of positions, I've essentially been on my own, running my own schedule and doing things the way I wanted to without anyone really looking over my shoulder. This position I'm starting I'll be working directly with a couple of my superiors pretty much all day and that makes me nervous. I feel like I'm 16 again and going into my first job

9/10/2012 7:44:18 AM

Congrats on the job. You'll be fine. On the first day all you gotta do is show up and breathe.

9/10/2012 7:46:19 AM

[Edited on September 11, 2012 at 12:34 AM. Reason : g]

9/11/2012 12:27:54 AM

9/11/2012 12:31:15 AM

CONFESS

9/11/2012 12:47:09 PM

I'll try and think of a confession and pm you later k?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/11/2012 12:53:11 PM

I feel like I'm in HS again because my brother just caught me watching porn. That'll teach him to be a creeper and just waltz through my house without knocking.

9/22/2012 2:29:56 PM

i'm eating some fudge, even though i know it's gonna make me sick

10/15/2012 3:15:57 PM

I spend way too much time on TWW wishing hepatitis on other posters.

12/5/2012 10:41:01 AM

Even Hep-A?

12/5/2012 10:41:52 AM

Some days it's anal herpes.

I assume that can be contracted in the ass but have never looked it up.

12/5/2012 10:43:07 AM

Out of sight, out of mind

12/5/2012 10:44:28 AM

1/23/2013 12:44:34 AM

omg

1/23/2013 6:46:23 AM

I share a large office with 3 other people. There's also one empty desk. The people in my department find it necessary to bring in junk food and put it on the empty desk. It stares at me until I eat it. Then I eat more because it's delicious. I have no self control and it makes me feel like a fattie. :/

P.S. I just ate 3 chocolate chip brownies.

1/23/2013 8:43:44 AM

^^^ that new haircut really paid dividends

1/23/2013 9:53:50 AM

I actually believe most of the shit I post

1/23/2013 9:54:28 AM

^^^^^ he did good picking that one

[Edited on January 23, 2013 at 9:55 AM. Reason : settledown ]

1/23/2013 9:55:01 AM

hey synapse, that picture is almost two months old

1/23/2013 9:55:59 AM

I keep trying to pay begonias for nudes but she has yet to agree

1/23/2013 9:56:05 AM

that's an engagement ring?

1/23/2013 10:00:40 AM

no, it's more of a promise ring

1/23/2013 10:01:13 AM

I still eat at Chick-fil-A but I try to hide the bag

1/23/2013 10:01:54 AM

What are we, 16?

Is this because he knows your past and is worried about you sucking dick on the way to the parking lot?

1/23/2013 10:01:57 AM

^5 i, too, try this. and same result

1/23/2013 10:03:11 AM

yes jbrick, that's exactly it.

1/23/2013 10:03:44 AM

Not a fan of that ring.... It pulled out a few of my pubes during the last Handy J

1/23/2013 10:09:34 AM

damn, sorry about that. i'll leave it at home next time.

1/23/2013 10:10:16 AM

Congrats, again

1/23/2013 10:11:40 AM

I knew it.

1/23/2013 10:13:37 AM

yup, you sure figured that one out jdick! good job

1/23/2013 10:14:23 AM

Quote :

"What are we, 16? Is this because he knows your past and is worried about you sucking dick on the way to the parking lot?"

haha, had the same thought.

1/23/2013 10:19:34 AM

the current conversation ends badly

but seriously, every time begonias posts a picture I get a jeans burn on the head of my cock

1/23/2013 12:25:32 PM

pics or it didn't happen

1/23/2013 3:06:24 PM

I want to move back to NC

1/23/2013 3:07:12 PM

I am scared about tomorrow's test.

1/24/2013 9:32:29 AM

^^me too

I miss NC.

1/24/2013 11:45:55 AM

I like to read the missed connections on Craigslist to see if any are about me

1/24/2013 4:11:45 PM