ha, she dated R Kelly

9/5/2007 4:54:30 PM

Quote :

"my x used to pee on me in the shower when i had my back turned. It used to really piss me off "

Haha... is your ex Greg Maddux?

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[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 4:55 PM. Reason : z]

9/5/2007 4:54:55 PM

^ haha, beat me to it.

9/5/2007 4:55:37 PM

nah,
hes just plain disgusting

9/5/2007 4:58:15 PM

Quote :

"I thought you'd never actually reached the point of complete penetration...but that was a little while ago..."

Wait, what? You must be thinking of someone else.

Unless my virginity grew back at some point and I didn't notice.

9/5/2007 4:59:41 PM

HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

back to confessions:
face is the main thing i look for in ladies physically, and thus i think a lot of fat girls are pretty good looking, but i just keep it to myself b/c i'm pretty sure i'm the only one.

9/5/2007 5:04:43 PM

you're not.

9/5/2007 5:05:09 PM

i wish my virginity would grow back. that'd be sweet.

9/5/2007 5:06:00 PM

^

9/5/2007 5:06:18 PM

Quote :

"HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP."

HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF

seriously, that wasn't even related to the fighting in this thread

stop being a fucking douchebag

9/5/2007 5:06:47 PM

^^^I haven't lost mine

I know where it is


and it was getting banged out on a porn lol

I think we learned too much during those three years

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 5:07 PM. Reason : ^]

9/5/2007 5:07:29 PM

unless its a confession, its not related to the topic and thus a legitimate target of a SHUT THE FUCK UP!

douchebaggery abounds.

9/5/2007 5:08:04 PM

^^

L-O-L

Quote :

"i wish my virginity would grow back. that'd be sweet......I haven't lost mine, I know where it is and it was getting banged out on a porn lol"

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 5:12 PM. Reason : puzzle piece]

9/5/2007 5:10:27 PM

i was supposed to tutor someone that posts on here this semester, but i decided i didn't want to tutor and had to bail out on him/her.

not sure if he/she realized that i'm on here, but i guess if he/she sees this they'll figure it out. it'll probably get lost in the pages of people arguing though.

9/5/2007 5:11:14 PM

I'm the puertorrican guy that killed Nicole Brown.

9/5/2007 5:12:58 PM

^^^I have a thing for freaks I guess

9/5/2007 5:13:28 PM

Quote :

"face is the main thing i look for in ladies physically, and thus i think a lot of fat girls are pretty good looking, but i just keep it to myself b/c i'm pretty sure i'm the only one."

not the only one.

9/5/2007 5:15:50 PM

I've really enjoyed this thread this afternoon

but now I have to get a shower and leave

9/5/2007 5:16:01 PM

My social anxiety and anti-social tendencies are strange and baffling. For some reason, I rarely smile and wave when I drive by the neighbors, like somehow being friendly with them would be bad.

9/5/2007 5:22:25 PM

its really amazing how different peoples personalities are online from real life

9/5/2007 5:59:49 PM

Nonsense. I'm just as obnoxious in real life as I am on here. And there are quite a few folks who will agree.

9/5/2007 6:01:43 PM

9/5/2007 6:01:53 PM

Quote :

"but taking the high road isn't so bad "

9/5/2007 6:08:37 PM

i try not to say things on the internets that i wouldn't say in real life...it doesn't always happen, but i try

9/5/2007 6:17:35 PM

i eat way too much sushi and that embarrasses me because i don't like people who are all about sushi

9/5/2007 6:20:49 PM

hahaha, that stuff we had was good actually

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 6:23 PM. Reason : lol guacamole]

9/5/2007 6:23:25 PM

I didn't wash it before she gobbled it.

9/5/2007 6:28:13 PM

running isn't so bad now that I'm doing it regularly

I'm about ready to hit the gym on the regular

I really look forward to that pain haha


gotta find the old me somewhere in all this mess haha

9/5/2007 6:32:12 PM

i chew ice

9/5/2007 6:42:14 PM

^ I laughed....

9/5/2007 6:45:19 PM

I'm so broke that when i saw some dudes through a keg in a dumpster next to my apartment, i grabbed my roommate and we dumpster dived and got that shit, just so we would be able to save money by returning the shell the next time we got a keg.

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 6:46 PM. Reason : the keg was still half full, very difficult to get out]

9/5/2007 6:45:34 PM

i hate stage whispers, which means I hate most hunting shows, but I like hunting, but I don't like killing animals unless I plan on eating them.

9/5/2007 9:00:01 PM

I started laughing when I noticed that the fat girl didnt get in the sorority

2 girls were wearing rush shirts since the first day of school

today the cute girl had a sorority shirt, the fatter one did not

9/5/2007 9:13:14 PM

9/5/2007 9:15:57 PM

I hoard.

Right now, I think i have 30 packs of notebook paper in the office closet...because it was on sale for $0.10 each.

I've finally gotten rid of most of the spiral-bound notebooks I got for a penny each last year.

If it's even remotely possible that
- I can use it
- someone I know can use it
- I can put it in the christmas shoeboxes
- A charity I or someone I know can use it
- I have a sure way to get it to someone in need
- I think I can sell it easily for more money
- I can use it as a gift
in the next year or two, I buy it.

I have, I kid you not, ~40 pairs of underwear (after throwing some away), ~30 pairs of socks, and ~30 pairs of knee-highs/trouser socks for work.

9/5/2007 9:26:15 PM

i could really, really, really take this thread off the deep end

9/5/2007 9:27:46 PM

And I could make it fall faster

Another:
Part of why I'm so open about my past is to help dispel stereotypes and to use the casual asides in conversations as an opener to education

...but I don't even take meds for my bipolar, I do think many people use whatever diagnosis as a crutch, and still use 'crazy' as a pejorative, and I still keep a lot of it hidden.

9/5/2007 9:31:38 PM

i have an e crush on pilgrims hoes

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 9:35 PM. Reason : and on that redneck kid on the real world]

9/5/2007 9:33:01 PM

here's a confession

LivinProof78 is playing with her vibrator

as we speak


(she's going to kill me)

9/5/2007 9:36:57 PM

I LOVE post secret.


I don't want to go home to see my grandad, even though he might die from his surgery monday. I don't want to spend time with him thinking about him dying, i'd rather think of time spent with him like a month ago, even though he specifically asked me to come home and visit.


My batshit crazy grandma is my hero, and I want to be just like her when I get old

9/5/2007 9:37:22 PM

^^is anyone really surprised by this?

9/5/2007 9:38:46 PM

i made a bad decision with my life last year and now i'm living with it.

9/5/2007 9:40:57 PM

dramamine.is.amazing.

9/5/2007 9:42:00 PM

I would have zero compunction about having an abortion if I were to ever get pregnant. And I wouldn't conceal the fact, either.

9/5/2007 9:42:01 PM

Quote :

"here's a confession LivinProof78 is playing with her vibrator as we speak"

OMFG GIRLS MASTURBATE?!

Surely you must be joking!

9/5/2007 9:42:05 PM

9/5/2007 9:43:16 PM

Quote :

"dramamine.is.amazing."

it metabolizes into benadryl

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 9:43 PM. Reason : dammit ambrosia]

9/5/2007 9:43:23 PM

i confess that StillFuchsia has serious daddy issues that are very apparent from her tww posts

9/5/2007 9:44:17 PM

i once vomited on a girl intentionally

only b/c i didnt want to have sex with her, and that was the only way i could get her to leave

9/5/2007 9:45:16 PM

Quote :

"I hoard. Right now, I think i have 30 packs of notebook paper in the office closet...because it was on sale for $0.10 each. I've finally gotten rid of most of the spiral-bound notebooks I got for a penny each last year. If it's even remotely possible that - I can use it - someone I know can use it - I can put it in the christmas shoeboxes - A charity I or someone I know can use it - I have a sure way to get it to someone in need - I think I can sell it easily for more money - I can use it as a gift in the next year or two, I buy it."

9/5/2007 9:45:33 PM