http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

9/5/2007 1:21:29 AM

As an interesting aside, a girl in one of my classes had an arranged marriage. That freaked me out.

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 1:25 AM. Reason : .]

9/5/2007 1:22:00 AM

i'm thinking about ashlee r...she's a cutie

9/5/2007 1:23:07 AM

i read that as "mar your daughter"

9/5/2007 1:23:31 AM

what the fuck

these girls are underage

and these are Christians?

9/5/2007 1:24:38 AM

don't ask questions...just embrace it

9/5/2007 1:25:05 AM

alyssa t is the girl for me.

9/5/2007 1:25:19 AM

That can't be real, thats disgusting

Whats Christian about whoring your daughter out for cash. This is a blasphemous act of prostitution.

Quote :

" “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!" —Mrs. James P."

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 1:29 AM. Reason : OMG, WTF this has to be fake or a scam]

9/5/2007 1:26:19 AM

i like the "engaged" stamp...hmm, marissa j. why hello

Quote :

"We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life."

9/5/2007 1:26:49 AM

Quote :

""At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!" —Mr. Jack M."

9/5/2007 1:27:53 AM

Quote :

"“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!" —Mrs. James P."

9/5/2007 1:29:32 AM

of course it isn't real

you people

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/marry_our_daughter/

9/5/2007 1:29:32 AM

you mean alyssa t isn't real???

9/5/2007 1:30:22 AM

well

she's as real as you can make your hand feel

I guess

9/5/2007 1:30:46 AM

this sounds like something that would be on msnbc reports

9/5/2007 1:31:56 AM

Thank God

9/5/2007 1:33:26 AM

Ashlee R. looks like someone i know

9/5/2007 2:02:52 AM

From the page source:

Quote :

"<meta name="keywords" content="preteen, virgin, sex, teens, marriage, marry, slave, matchmaker, bride, mail-order, underage, young, money, naked, child, kids, daughter, teenage, juvenile, escort, buy" />"

I lolled

9/5/2007 2:04:18 AM

nice

9/5/2007 2:07:19 AM

I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDYA GAMES

9/5/2007 2:10:48 AM

This isn't real?? SHIT

9/5/2007 2:20:02 AM

Quote :

"Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that."

lollers

9/5/2007 2:20:27 AM

what are you people, blind? Gabriella M. is the clear winner

9/5/2007 8:54:28 AM

hysterical

9/5/2007 9:00:02 AM

Quote :

"Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet! She got her SCUBA ticket at 12 and she can pull more than her weight as crew on any kind of boat or ship. She tells us she’s tired of dry land and that’s she’s looking for a husband who works on, by or in the water."

aha, more like, selling a boat hand

Quote :

"Anna R . Age: 17 ½, Location: Northeast Bride Price: $3,995 Anna R. has been living with foster families since she was 5 and is a bit rough around the edges but is basically a good girl. When she turns 18 she will age out of the foster system and will have to move out and is looking for a kind and caring man to look after her needs while she looks after his."

bestbuy for the money!

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 9:09 AM. Reason : s]

9/5/2007 9:01:21 AM

Quote :

"As an interesting aside, a girl in one of my classes had an arranged marriage. That freaked me out."

I was going to post that here, but I see I have been beaten to it.

9/5/2007 9:11:21 AM

I thought this said "MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER"


some mormon shit

9/5/2007 9:35:17 AM

this isnt real? damnit, and i thought i had an easy way out.

9/5/2007 10:00:31 AM

Quote :

"this isnt real? damnit, and i thought i had an easy way out. "

There's always craigslist.

9/5/2007 10:03:03 AM

can you get paid to get out of the trailer park on craigslist? I've got a nice singlewide, but it'd sure be nice to find a man to at least make it a double or get the wheels out from under me.

9/5/2007 10:11:50 AM

I'm sure if you post that you want out of your single someone will respond.

9/5/2007 10:14:06 AM

The hottest one on page one is the cheapest.

9/5/2007 12:01:29 PM

Quote :

"We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life."

This ones only six grand.

9/5/2007 12:02:15 PM

^Figured it'd be cheaper for damaged christian goods

9/5/2007 12:04:30 PM

9/5/2007 12:15:03 PM

This shit CAN"T be real! lol


Least I hope it's not.

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 12:20 PM. Reason : .]

9/5/2007 12:20:00 PM

Quote :

"“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!" —Mrs. James P."

9/5/2007 12:24:59 PM

Quote :

"Q: WHAT IF NO ONE PROPOSES TO MY DAUGHTER? A: In the unlikely event that no one proposes after six months, we will return 50 percent of your listing fee. "

haha

9/5/2007 12:31:51 PM

For your wedding gift you get a statutory rape charge!!! Or herpes..

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 4:49 PM. Reason : one or the other]

9/5/2007 4:49:01 PM

chembob beat me but i'll post anyway

9/5/2007 4:58:01 PM

Quote :

"Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that."

how exactly do you teach your daughter how to serve her husband?...

9/5/2007 6:06:32 PM

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/123790/Pastor_Had_Sex_With_Daughters.html

9/5/2007 6:08:45 PM

Quote :

"Service Temporarily Unavailable The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later. Apache/1.3.33 Server at http://www.marryourdaughter.com Port 80"

9/5/2007 6:09:41 PM

back in biz

9/6/2007 6:29:29 PM

Quote :

"Courtney P. Age: 13, Location: South Bride Price: $49,995 Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it. "

She got an A in home Ec!!!

9/6/2007 6:39:16 PM

And she's read up on everything else, if you know what I mean.

9/6/2007 6:40:18 PM

we should all chip in and list esgargs in a wig on there

9/6/2007 6:41:12 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20781129/site/newsweek/?GT1=10357

9/18/2007 4:40:14 PM

hahaha Mike P. on page 2

Quote :

" I am a oneno-woman man only and very loyal and caring for a like-minded girl. I love to fish and play World of Warcraft ... I am very excited to get to know you!”"

9/18/2007 5:39:20 PM

set em up

9/18/2007 5:43:53 PM