so she would stop bringing in mice to play with


making me chase mice at 11:15 pm


I knew the cat door was a bad idea

9/10/2007 11:18:35 PM

I said COME ON fhqwhgads I said come on fhqwhgads!

Everybody to the limit, the CHEAT is TO THE LIMIT, eerybody c'mon fhwhmagawdsszzzz...

9/10/2007 11:20:23 PM

get a dog to keep the cat in check

and then a jaguar to keep the dog in check

and then a crocodile to keep the jaguar in check

and then an elephant to keep the crocodile in check

and then a human with a musket to keep the elephant in check

and then a cat to keep the human in check

and then...what tha.....what the fuck?!

9/10/2007 11:22:01 PM

http://www.homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html

9/10/2007 11:38:06 PM

^^ Simpsons did it.

9/10/2007 11:39:09 PM

IT WAS A GIFT. A GIFT FOR THE FAMILY.

[Edited on September 11, 2007 at 12:03 AM. Reason : eh]

9/11/2007 12:02:44 AM

I dont even want to know what Grits would bring in if he had a cat door. He would probably go make friends with the homeless and then have them follow him home... He's more concerned with people and bugs rather than mice. Which I can't really complain about.

9/11/2007 12:23:28 AM

/obligatory

9/11/2007 1:20:37 AM

Quote :

"11:15 pm is not play time"

Yes, it is.

It's always playtime.

[Edited on September 11, 2007 at 10:05 AM. Reason : clkj]

9/11/2007 10:05:46 AM

My dog makes friends with the bugs in the house then gets sad and runs upstairs when we kill them

She's a STRANGE canine

9/11/2007 10:16:13 AM

MURDERER!

9/11/2007 10:17:25 AM

My kitten always goes into hyper mode at around 9:15 every night. I'm not quite sure what it is that does it. I can always tell right before she spazzes out though because her ears are always really perked up and her pupils are huge. Then she just runs all over the place and tries to tear the shit out of me. Usually that results in her going into the laundry basket until she calms down.

9/11/2007 10:17:53 AM

my cat will play with anything, at any time.

it's cute as hell

9/11/2007 10:22:20 AM

My cat is very playful too, but she really turns it up a notch when the lights go out.

I have to lock her out of my room to keep her from pouncing on my face.

11:15 PM is NOT playtime kitty!

9/11/2007 11:49:25 AM

If your cat only knew...

9/11/2007 12:51:31 PM

My cat doesnt start playing untill around 12. He gets the watergun almost every night.

9/11/2007 1:45:35 PM

Haha, Awww.

9/11/2007 2:13:52 PM

it's like people CHOOSE to forget cats are nocturnal

9/11/2007 2:29:47 PM

If I hadn't done any research about cats when I got mine, I would have no clue about that

She sleeps when we're gone, and when we sleep. She wakes up only for food and attention.

[Edited on September 11, 2007 at 2:42 PM. Reason : lkdfj]

9/11/2007 2:33:10 PM

^^My kitten sleeps at night

9/11/2007 2:40:07 PM

^^ Your cat sounds depressed.

9/11/2007 3:34:13 PM

My cat sleeps at night, so it's not like they're totally nocturnal.

But cats LOVE to play when it is human bedtime. And that just totally sucks....

9/11/2007 3:56:34 PM

True, cats in the wild (and by nature) are nocturnal. But domesticated cats can be either. It just doesn't stick with all cats.

9/11/2007 4:07:25 PM

Quote :

"^^ Your cat sounds depressed. "

nah.

More like "absolutely spoiled rotten"

9/11/2007 4:22:59 PM

my cat's learned to sleep at night. he'll wake up/come back in my room whenever i wake up and want to play though

9/11/2007 8:19:16 PM

I wish my cat knew keyboard != bed

(or, for that matter, [whatever I'm using] != bed)

9/17/2007 10:59:35 AM

9/17/2007 11:01:32 AM

one of my cats is turning into a real bully

she had to have a tooth removed a few weeks ago so she's been on a soft food diet...so we actually have to put the food out there instead of having a bowl full of dry food


at first my two cats were very civil towards each other...if one cat ate first at the breakfast plate then that cat would eat second at the dinner plate


now the bully cat is eating first at both plates...eating all the food and being a Grade A bitch


Even if I physically remove the cat from the room so that my other cat could eat, she always sneaks back by me and muscles her way to the plate


I've started putting two plates of food out, one for each cat...wonder how long it'll take for the bully cat to start eating that plate too

[Edited on December 4, 2007 at 6:10 PM. Reason : f]

12/4/2007 6:09:17 PM

Quote :

"I knew the cat door was a bad idea "

12/4/2007 6:11:21 PM

bully cat is mad because you won't let her look at the monorail cat thread.

12/4/2007 6:11:48 PM

[Edited on December 4, 2007 at 6:17 PM. Reason : e]

12/4/2007 6:16:49 PM

bully cat is moody b/c we have to brush her teef every night


thats what you get for having massive amounts of plague

12/4/2007 6:17:26 PM

do you have a boyfriend? we cant tell because you don't say "we" and "our" enough

12/4/2007 6:38:09 PM

I can't tell she has a bf b/c she has a cat

12/4/2007 6:39:23 PM

Quote :

"do you have a boyfriend? we cant tell because you don't say "we" and "our" enough"

12/4/2007 6:44:09 PM

again last night

@11 pm

bringing a mouse in

going to get a mouse trap at lunch

12/24/2007 10:13:30 AM

our new tripod cat starts wailing when it's bedtime. he just wants to cuddle. but last night we finally kicked him out and made him spend his first night outside the bedroom. that's the christmas spirit for ya

12/24/2007 10:41:21 AM