and GO...

9/14/2007 1:47:59 PM

EMCE

9/14/2007 1:48:30 PM

EMCE

9/14/2007 1:49:09 PM

babette

9/14/2007 1:49:13 PM

assbaby

9/14/2007 1:49:14 PM

We already have a name, but this could be fun.

His last name his Hines.
We're naming him Tater Tot. One day he will run on the Ketchup and Fries ticket.

9/14/2007 1:49:24 PM

I wish

but she doesn't want our child named after me

9/14/2007 1:49:55 PM

DUNCAN

[Edited on September 14, 2007 at 1:50 PM. Reason : 'cause that'd be funny]

9/14/2007 1:50:13 PM

FTW.

[Edited on September 14, 2007 at 1:51 PM. Reason : s]

9/14/2007 1:51:25 PM

I seriously suggested Duncan because I had forgotten that my new last name was Hines.

9/14/2007 1:51:56 PM

mybee

9/14/2007 1:52:20 PM

how about Tupac?

or Issac?

9/14/2007 1:53:00 PM

Precious Hope Hines
or
Porsche Mercedes Hines

9/14/2007 1:53:43 PM

placenta

9/14/2007 1:54:09 PM

mustafah

9/14/2007 1:54:22 PM

It's a boy.

HROTHGAR HINES!

I can just see a 6 year old introducing himself to the class:
"Uhh. . .Hi, my name is Hrothgar........ HUZZAH!"

9/14/2007 1:55:07 PM

Fontell

[Edited on September 14, 2007 at 1:55 PM. Reason : it's a boy]

9/14/2007 1:55:18 PM

Stankboot

9/14/2007 1:55:52 PM

a guy i work with is named Maruthupandian

i like it, you should go with it

9/14/2007 1:57:01 PM

Stankboot is better than naming a boy Shannon.

9/14/2007 1:57:36 PM

Xavier, Jerome, or Rasheed

9/14/2007 1:58:09 PM

I worked with a guy named Kojak once. Thought it was a pretty badass name..probably a nickname.

9/14/2007 1:58:56 PM

I worked with a one Mr. Kenny Blankenship when I was in Virginia.

It was pretty cool

9/14/2007 2:00:23 PM

Belveder

or Diskette

I dunno its close

9/14/2007 2:04:02 PM

Lemonade

9/14/2007 2:04:56 PM

Dequain

9/14/2007 2:06:16 PM

EMCE despite what my ass states, I am white and the kid's daddy is white. Therefore, unless something really freaky is up our family tree, this kid is going to be white. So, I will not name him Dequain, Tupac, Deshawn, Malik, Terrell, Jamal, Tyrone, Tae, Pookie, or Brown Sugar.

9/14/2007 2:14:21 PM

T-Bone

9/14/2007 2:16:37 PM

Jethro.

9/14/2007 2:17:35 PM

I'm just trying to break down some racial barriers here. Hell, my name is Jeff. I think that I've only met one other black person named Jeff in my entire life. When we introduced ourselves, we both pulled one of these:

9/14/2007 2:19:01 PM

Liu Kang

9/14/2007 2:19:43 PM

I am white as snow and my last name is Jenkins.

I get some funny looks too. One darker fella even asked to see my ID at a hotel.

9/14/2007 2:21:04 PM

Quote :

" I'm just trying to break down some racial barriers here. Hell, my name is Jeff. I think that I've only met one other black person named Jeff in my entire life. When we introduced ourselves, we both pulled one of these: "

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9/14/2007 2:25:50 PM

Babypants!

9/14/2007 2:32:10 PM

ricky martin

9/14/2007 2:34:15 PM

Quote :

"Mr. Kenny Blankenship "

That is the name of the host on MXC.


I'd like to throw out:
Lance Uppercut Hines
Chad Sexington Hines
Turd Ferguson Hines

[Edited on September 14, 2007 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ]

9/14/2007 2:41:06 PM

"not mine"

9/14/2007 2:42:46 PM

name him Wachovia

i went to highschool with a guy named Wachovia Stokes

9/14/2007 2:43:19 PM

Quote :

"That is the name of the host on MXC"

and why in the fuck do you think i pointed it out

9/14/2007 2:44:27 PM

EMCE

9/14/2007 2:45:33 PM

I know what I want to name my son, once I ever have kids... so I can't suggest the best name.

9/14/2007 2:46:37 PM

gotta go with Master Chief, he'll be popular in school with that one,

9/14/2007 2:46:59 PM

I would like to say that this thread and it's contents are in no way an insult to bottombaby and her family.

Having said that, it would be quite pimpalicious if the kid was named Velvet Jones Hines

9/14/2007 2:52:32 PM

*lol*

Oh, my husband and I came up with all kinds of terrible things to name our child. It's actually a lot of fun to think of how easily you could ruin your kid's life by tagging them with an awesomely bad name.

Fatbottom Babcock Hines.

9/14/2007 2:54:50 PM

name him sue

9/14/2007 2:57:59 PM

felrath

9/14/2007 5:55:27 PM

Quote :

"Chad Sexington Hines"

i think the kid DESERVES this name!

9/14/2007 6:01:57 PM

you know felrath is fucking hot--i mean he was black but it's hard to say that qualifies as a "black name"...

[Edited on September 14, 2007 at 6:10 PM. Reason : .]

9/14/2007 6:09:56 PM

*kicks timswar*

Chad. . .
*shudders*

9/14/2007 7:55:01 PM

Bonham

9/14/2007 7:56:12 PM