Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
Here's the deal: I had a shit ton of flexible spending account money I had to get rid of before the end of my plan year. So I bought some excellent assortments of condoms and I'm reselling them at lower cost. College students need condoms...at least I hope so... Trojan Latex Condoms, Variety Pack with Vibrating Rings and Overnight Bag 6 Trojan-Enz Lubed 12 Trojan Ultra Ribbed Lubed 12 Trojan Her Pleasure Lubed 12 Trojan Warm Sensations Lubed 2 Trojan Vibrating Rings 1 Overnight Bag that says I KNOW I'M GETTIN' SOME TONIGHT! $29
LifeStyles Sensual Variety Pack 4 ribbed pleasure condoms 4 tuxedo (black) condoms 2 ultra thin condoms 2 asst. colors condoms 2 asst. flavor condoms 2 ultra lubricated condoms 2 pleasure tipped condoms 2 ultra sensitive condoms 3 Lifestyles® Vibrating Rings 3 Lifestyles® Aloe and Vitamin E Lubricant Sachets 1 Condom Wallet 1 Lifestyles® Baseball Cap that shows you're good to go $27
Durex Tin Containing 48 Assorted Condoms, 3 Free Vibrating Rings Chocolate Condoms Strawberry Condoms Orange Condoms Mint Condoms Natural Feeling Condoms Her Sensation Condoms Maximum Love Condoms Intense Sensation Condoms Performax Condoms Enhanced Pleasure Condoms Play Vibrating Rings Free Durex Tin to keep by the bedside $19 9/16/2007 11:40:14 PM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
9/16/2007 11:46:51 PM |
damosyangsta Suspended 2940 Posts user info edit post |
9/16/2007 11:47:55 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
lol, students get condoms for free at student health. 9/16/2007 11:51:44 PM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
But do they get THREE FREE VIBRATING RINGS?!?!?!? 9/17/2007 12:09:54 AM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
9/17/2007 12:30:00 AM |
Lucky1 All American 6154 Posts user info edit post |
condoms are for hookers and sailors 9/17/2007 12:40:33 AM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52882 Posts user info edit post |
what do you have in the used condoms department? 9/17/2007 12:56:05 AM |
Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
dude, i wouldn't trust the condoms from student health. they look sketchy to me.
also, if you enjoy your dick feeling like corn then be my guest and don't wear a condom 9/17/2007 1:00:35 AM |
surge Suspended 246 Posts user info edit post |
condoms are for communists baby! 9/17/2007 1:13:18 AM |
damosyangsta Suspended 2940 Posts user info edit post |
i practice abstinence, therefore i don't need any condoms.
am i doin it rite? 9/17/2007 1:16:03 AM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "also, if you enjoy your dick feeling like corn " |
lol, your doin it all wrong9/17/2007 1:20:26 AM |
Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
BTW, this is in classifieds...if you want to act like you're in middle school and still can't talk about SEX, CONDOMS, VAGINA AND PENIS without cracking jokes, then start a thread in chit chat 9/17/2007 1:26:52 AM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "dude, i wouldn't trust the condoms from student health. they look sketchy to me." |
As opposed to condoms you're buying off the wolf web... Seriously who the hell would trust that9/17/2007 2:56:52 AM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
I stopped using condoms a long time ago and never looked back. 9/17/2007 3:22:45 AM |
slowblack96 All American 4999 Posts user info edit post |
*******please********* are they al used.
if so i will pay double
gtfo of here 9/17/2007 3:44:23 AM |
Wraith All American 27246 Posts user info edit post |
lol @ this thread 9/17/2007 9:55:02 AM |
Walt Sobchak All American 1189 Posts user info edit post |
PM sent.
yah, right. 9/17/2007 10:01:02 AM |
slowblack96 All American 4999 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i practice abstinence, therefore i don't need any condoms.
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go way of saying you will never get laid9/17/2007 1:34:42 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772982
if you can do that with them, then i'll take them all. 9/17/2007 4:06:50 PM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
College students are probably the last students who use condoms 9/17/2007 4:19:48 PM |
sd2nc All American 9963 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I had a shit ton of flexible spending account money I had to get rid of before the end of my plan year." |
I thought you could use this for anything at a Rite-Aid, etc......why did you buy over 100 condoms????9/17/2007 4:52:42 PM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
obviously sarge here was planning on getting laid
but didnt.
with that said, lemme get them cock rings 9/17/2007 5:22:45 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
you aint got any glow in the dark condoms......howm I supposed to sex it up to techno music without my dick lit up.... 9/17/2007 7:47:08 PM |
chabnic All American 2965 Posts user info edit post |
what, no Magnums?
count me out. 9/17/2007 9:31:01 PM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
^^yeah man, really.
$15 all vibrating rings the overnight bag the durex tin the condom wallet 9/17/2007 10:07:47 PM |
Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
Not breaking up the packages, sorry 9/17/2007 10:49:18 PM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
ahahaha i just now got it that everything was in packs. damn im an idiot.
$15 for the durex tin, assumin unopened 9/18/2007 12:43:17 AM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
20 for the trojan pack 9/18/2007 1:56:42 PM |
Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
So far:
$25 on the Trojans via PM $15 on the Durex to Hurley
I'll keep the bidding going until Wednesday night unless anyone wants to pay the asking price up front. 9/18/2007 3:14:34 PM |
Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
UPDATE
Both the Trojan and Durex packs are sold pending pick up...what do you people have against Lifestyles? 9/18/2007 8:44:01 PM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
damn you
you can take those lifestyles, stuff them full of crack and swallow them!!!! and I hope that shit busts inside you
i might give $20 for the lifestyles... just maybe. original unopened package.
no funny stuff
[Edited on September 18, 2007 at 9:15 PM. Reason : -] 9/18/2007 9:10:30 PM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
dude, where you at? the gf's coming over friday and I need proteckshon 9/19/2007 7:09:53 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
He is incredibly unreliable with PMs I've tried 3 times to get up with him to tell me where he lives so I can pick up. All he does is avoid the question and restate the same thing, near crabtree. That does not help me. 9/19/2007 7:12:55 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahahahahah
9/19/2007 8:05:09 PM |
Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, sorry guys...I've been in training for my company and TWW is blocked there. And I was out with my GF the past two nights. Anyways....
$20 and the lifestyles pack is yours, Hurley. They're un-opened and don't expire for 7 years.
Dagreenone, I sent you my address. When can you come pick them up? I'm around tonight. 9/19/2007 9:52:07 PM |
occamsrezr All American 6985 Posts user info edit post |
You know, condoms go on your penis. 9/19/2007 11:15:37 PM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
If the woman is on top, she can't get pregnant, it's gravity at work. 9/20/2007 7:23:49 AM |
toyotafj40s All American 8649 Posts user info edit post |
hahha Hurley cracks me up.
this is my favorite line b4 u get it on...
--'are u clean'
--'..*moment of silence*..yeah..of course u can trust me'
-'bitch we just hooked up TONIGHT i met u 1 HOUR AGO u common dumpster slut'
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just go barefoot in the woods.
altho u may pickup the type of poison ivy that dont go away.
[Edited on September 20, 2007 at 10:04 AM. Reason : .] 9/20/2007 10:02:07 AM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
^ahah nice one duder 9/20/2007 10:13:42 AM |
hotcurlz24 Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
ROFL I TOTALLY DIDNT EXPECT THAT....WTF ARE YOU RUNNING A BROTHEL? ROFL 9/21/2007 2:29:00 AM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
<--- Satisfied customer
bump for a good transaction 9/22/2007 12:06:34 PM |