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10/2/2007 9:55:36 PM

2 chicks at once

10/2/2007 9:56:03 PM

1) Throw the tennis ball for my dog one last time and watch him bound back to me.
2) Pour a nice glass of wine.
3) Put on good music.
4) Call my best friend and tell her she's the most amazing woman in the world, that I'm an idiot for never dating her, tell her I love her & goodbye.
5) Praise God one last time for this crazy roller-coaster of a life.

10/2/2007 9:56:52 PM

Bawl my eyes out in front of the ex-gf, tell her how much she broke my heart and now she will regret it for the rest of her life, and then stuff like 10 pills down my throat to make it look like a suicide

10/2/2007 10:46:04 PM

Run to the nearest semi-attractive girl, say "Hey, I'm gonna die in five minutes. I'm quite serious." Then pause for a second or two. Then say, "So can I have sex with you please?" Then cum in her and hopefully have a son

10/2/2007 10:49:30 PM

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"Bawl my eyes out in front of the ex-gf, tell her how much she broke my heart and now she will regret it for the rest of her life, and then stuff like 10 pills down my throat to make it look like a suicide"

great, so you go out like a fag

this is only acceptable if its just in retaliation for the girl being a huge bitch

5 minutes isn't that long. Just long enough to get high as shit and hope I don't realize it when I go.

10/2/2007 11:00:57 PM

get naked and pose

10/3/2007 12:59:27 AM

I'd tell at least 2-3 people what I really think of them. This is significant, because it's contradictory to the elements of the relationship I carry on with them. Sometimes, it's easier to just not even bother.

10/3/2007 1:01:35 AM

see, the only thing that bothers me about dying...


is wondering what self righteous bitches and assholes would show up at my funeral acting like they gave a fuck about me (or that I gave a fuck about them) and pretending to care and acting all sad and shit


I'd hire a sniper to shoot anyone that showed up at my funeral that shouldn't be there

10/3/2007 1:10:20 AM

hahah that's awesome

10/3/2007 1:10:55 AM

is it fucked up that I feel like that situation bothers me more than dying itself?

hahaha, I'm twisted

10/3/2007 1:12:31 AM

I'm not worried about dying. Especially if it's relatively painless.

10/3/2007 1:15:55 AM

pretty much


cause I've come to the conclusion it's gonna take something crazy to end me anyway

10/3/2007 1:17:22 AM

hahahahha the great fucking of life will deem that you'll die of a damned cold, man.

10/3/2007 1:20:05 AM

haha I know right

"a slip and fall in a store"


lol

that would be my damned luck

10/3/2007 1:22:27 AM

^slip and fall in a store when you know you have 5 minutes to live

your family would make mad cash

10/3/2007 1:39:35 AM

good point

10/3/2007 1:44:06 AM

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"I'd tell at least 2-3 people what I really think of them. This is significant, because it's contradictory to the elements of the relationship I carry on with them. Sometimes, it's easier to just not even bother."

Wow... same here.

Also, living in a strict monarchy, I could also go out onto the streets and insult members of the Royal Family and what I think of the human rights abuses in the country.

By the time anybody arrests me, I would be gone. And I would be the 1st person in the history of the country to have spoken out so publicly while inside the country.

10/3/2007 12:00:43 PM

I'm still great friends with someone who fucked me over like you wouldn't believe.

Seriously. About being great friends, and the fucking over. It's a strange dichotomy.

10/3/2007 12:03:00 PM

try to fucking figure out how the get the fuck out of this situation

macgyver ftw

10/3/2007 12:04:44 PM

press the red button

10/3/2007 12:27:57 PM

pilgrimshoes
WHO DOT HEY
27980 Posts
user info
edit post

call everyone
bequeth my dog to a loved one
figure out how to correctly spell bequeth
beat off
prlly cut a ball off just to see what it felt like

i mean

if it hurt like a bitch who cares, youll be dead in a few seconds anyways

im still laughing.... which is what id do if i only had 5 minutes....laugh... hopefully id die laughing

10/3/2007 12:46:33 PM

POP QUIZ HOT SHOT. WHAT WOULD YOU DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

10/3/2007 12:53:36 PM

do a standup all the way down dan allen on the good 'ol tl while i have a hand full of rpd and ncsu cops following me. then get a news helicopter to tape the chase so hopefully my standup and circle/rolling burnouts, endos and whatever retarded shit i come up with can be broad cast to my motorcycle forums for their viewing and laughter later.

10/3/2007 1:08:58 PM

call my parents & brother to tell them i love them
call my girls to tell them "you're pretty" one last time
call my boyfriend to tell him i love him
all of this while cuddling with sabrina and smelling her paws until it's over

[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ]

10/3/2007 1:17:15 PM

Knowing me I'd probably constantly watch the clock so I'd know exactly how much time was left.

10/3/2007 1:52:16 PM

pray

10/3/2007 2:24:23 PM

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"pilgrimshoes WHO DOT HEY 27980 Posts user info edit post "

its WHAT DOT HEY!




but i would beat off, be flat out racist, make a lewd sexual gesture to the 15 year girl down the street, then to her mom, hold my dogs, and hit some golf balls

10/3/2007 2:42:32 PM

rape the hottie down the hall before i die

10/3/2007 3:09:44 PM

get on TWW.

[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 4:28 PM. Reason : kinda already said]

10/3/2007 4:28:19 PM

probably the same stuff i'd do if i was invisible

10/3/2007 4:30:44 PM

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"1) Throw the tennis ball for my dog one last time and watch him bound back to me."

Oh, and find a way to hide my body so I just dissappeared. It'd be so much better that way.

10/3/2007 4:32:10 PM

make a phone call

pray

and start streaking

10/3/2007 4:33:24 PM

Quote :

"I'd mix up a drink, throw on some music and call a few people."

and maybe write a quick "last word" in the little notebook I always keep in my back pocket, something for those who care about me.



THIS IS DEPRESSING SO HERE'S A HAPPY KITTEN

10/3/2007 5:22:10 PM