http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAZsRjQLxno

probably my favorite Tracy Morgan character

Astronaut Jones: [ into walkie-talkie ] Hello, Earth? I think I hear someone coming. I'm going to make contact. Over and out, Earth. Bye.

Female Alien: Earthling, my name is Krugella..

Astronaut Jones: Uh-huh.

Female Alien: I'm the Queen of Perillians..

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: A proud and peace-loving race..

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: My people have been awaiting your arrival for some time now.

Astronaut Jones: Stay word.

Female Alien: We're in desperate need of your help.

Astronaut Jones: Dig it.

Female Alien: The Galaxians have seized our cities and plundered our riches.

Astronaut Jones: What?

Female Alien: They will stop at nothing until our whole cizilization is..

Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.

Female Alien: ..blotted from the universe.

Astronaut Jones: Say what.

Female Alien: You're our only hope.

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: You must help us..

Astronaut Jones: Dig.

Female Alien: ..or we will surely perish.

Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.

Female Alien: What do you say?

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: What do you say to that, Great One?

Astronaut Jones: Well, why don't you drop out of that green jumpsuit and show me that phat ass!

[Edited on October 3, 2007 at 2:45 PM. Reason : .]

10/3/2007 2:44:38 PM

Quote :

"Stay word."

10/3/2007 3:18:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXINJyu2h38&mode=related&search=

10/3/2007 3:25:26 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrAmkiS9ucE

10/3/2007 3:30:50 PM

hilarious on 30 rock

10/3/2007 3:31:12 PM

AND IT'S MY WAAAYYYYY

ON THE OL' SPACE HIGHWAAAAYYYYYYY

10/3/2007 3:32:53 PM

astronaut jones needs to show up on 30 rock

5/10/2008 5:02:36 PM

i'm more of a fan of brian fellows safari planet

5/10/2008 5:09:36 PM

5/10/2008 5:10:57 PM

Venusian: If you value your life, you will abandon your mission here, and return to Earth.

Astronaut Jones: Mmm..

Venusian: I have warned you..

Astronaut Jones: Uh-huh.

Venusian: Now, what do the Earthlings say to this?

Astronaut Jones: Why don't you bend over and let me snap that booty-licious!

Scientist: [ worried ] Jones! If you touch that thing, we'll blow up!

Astronaut Jones: If I don't touch that thing, I'm gonna blow up!

[ Maya Rudolph finally breaks character ]

Maya Rudolph: You know what, Tracy? Don't.

Tracy Morgan: Aw, cut the crap, Maya! You know I’ve been wantin’ to get you pregnant!

5/10/2008 5:11:18 PM

i love how the song takes up half the sketch

the fact that its an awesome catchy song that you don't mind having stuck in your head makes it that much better

5/10/2008 5:26:14 PM

I was immediately interested in clicking this thread

and on some subliminal level, I was all like "who made this awesome thread"

and surprise surprise

IT WAS I!

5/10/2008 5:38:56 PM