what am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don’t think
I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front
about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.



[Edited on October 6, 2007 at 12:17 PM. Reason : here's the pic]

10/6/2007 11:59:20 AM

1st

10/6/2007 12:01:16 PM

pity post

10/6/2007 12:01:41 PM

craigslist.

10/6/2007 12:02:29 PM

useless without pics.

10/6/2007 12:02:37 PM

Quote :

"250,000 won’t get me to central park west."

What a fucking bitch

Jesus

10/6/2007 12:03:40 PM

i thought it was determined this account was hijacked a while back...

if this was supposed to be even somewhat serious - just look at kurtmai's post history to determine why there is trouble

10/6/2007 12:06:32 PM

post pics of this cunt

what an idiot

10/6/2007 12:12:52 PM

that's a man.

10/6/2007 12:17:46 PM

Okay, this is a NY CL post that was floating around earlier this week. Here was the response she got on CL.

Quote :

"Dear Pers-: I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it. Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful! So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset . Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you! So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful " as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation. With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know. ____________ Rob Campbell J.P.Morgan Diversified Industrials Investment Banking 277 Park Avenue , 16/F, New York, NY 10172 "

10/6/2007 12:22:45 PM

awesome

10/6/2007 12:26:56 PM

That's a smart man.

10/6/2007 12:28:34 PM

that pic is < mediocre as far as hot asian girls

10/6/2007 12:29:30 PM

omfg, that reply wins at life.

10/6/2007 12:30:18 PM

^^^

10/6/2007 12:30:39 PM

I couldn't even read the entire first post but the reply made me

10/6/2007 12:32:58 PM

i like how he gives his address

so she'll go jump his half mil bones

10/6/2007 12:34:21 PM

she is not "spectacularly beautiful"

someone needs to punch this girl in the face

10/6/2007 12:34:28 PM

you could've done better http://www.japaneselifestyle.com.au/japanese_friends/japanese_girls/

10/6/2007 12:35:05 PM

hahaha

she's a depreciating asset

priceless

10/6/2007 12:35:26 PM

somebody already bought her a boobjob, she should stop complaining

10/6/2007 12:35:46 PM

the depreciating asset line should have been in the video posted a while back.. the one from like the 50's that an instructional video for how women should act to their husband

10/6/2007 12:37:23 PM

Sometimes I think all women are "depreciating assets"

10/6/2007 4:43:29 PM