I've been shitting brown liquid for about 1.5 days now, and there are no signs of it letting up. Sometimes it is neon yellow. My body also feels like it is lighter than air.I looked in my medicine cabinet, and I have Kapectolin and Pepto. What should I take? I heard Immodium is good, but have none and don't feel like I am in a condition to be driving.Thanks,Joe#'s with a raw butthole
10/13/2007 12:05:34 PM
Have your girlfriend go get you some Immodium. And some baby powder. Pepto may make you feel worse.
10/13/2007 12:06:43 PM
sounds like the clap.
10/13/2007 12:08:09 PM
unfortunately she's been out of town since wednesday and will fly back tomorrow nightI'm gonna drink a lot of fluids and take a little pepto, and see if it helps me feel better to drive.thanks bethaleigh
10/13/2007 12:09:21 PM
You're welcome... since she is not there, I have more suggestions.Eat some crackersGet some gatoradetake a little peptogo get some imodium and baby powder-You'll feel better later.
10/13/2007 12:11:11 PM
gatorade > water and gingerale? I have a whole bunch of that in the other fridge
10/13/2007 12:16:23 PM
Yeah, gatorade will be better than those.
10/13/2007 12:17:28 PM
Gatorade would be better. You need electrolytes.
10/13/2007 12:28:09 PM
immodium ftw, get that shit
10/13/2007 12:28:55 PM
Go to Baja BurritoFollow that up with a screwdriver and a rail of the good stuff.there will be nothing left to shit out once all that has happened.
10/13/2007 12:45:09 PM
10/13/2007 1:00:03 PM
yep, gatorade is the best, you're gonna get really dehydrated because you're basically shitting out water, gatorade helps to restore electrolyte balance in addition to hydrating you.since it's gone on longer than a day, i'd either try some immodium (double the dose that they tell you to take on the box, it essentially beomces prescription-strength immodium) and if it still persists, go see your doctor. it's most likely a GI virus, but just in case it's something else... go see him/her.
10/13/2007 1:18:46 PM
From the doctor: For a raw bottom, buy a tube of A&D ointment and cornstarch (check the baby aisle). Use the ointment and then a layer of cornstarch. It will feel so much better. I had rotavirus for 2 weeks and this saved my ass. Drink Gatorade, eat Popsicles, rice, bananas. Avoid milk and greasy food.Immodium is usually best for diarrhea. But with cetain stomach upsets, slowing down the diarrhea will make it last longer.
10/13/2007 2:06:14 PM
Bird FluFoot and Mouth DiseaseDuck FeverSARS...You have got some super flu, yo. Get yo ass to a hospital before you die.jk Immodium FTWMake sure you get all the electrolytes back that you are losing. Mix a couple tablespoons of sugar and salt in a litre of water and drink that.Eat rice and bananas. Anything bland and soft to absorb the stomach acid.
10/13/2007 2:17:59 PM
i wish i haden't opened this. Im gona go back and sit on the couch now, thanks
10/13/2007 4:59:59 PM
pics or it didn't happen
10/13/2007 5:01:07 PM
get some of the preparation H wipes -- they will look like baby wipes.... or hell just use flushable baby wipes instead of TP... that will help save your assany type of moisture barrier diaper rash cream, or even vaseline around your butt will help with the rawnesstoo bad im not working tonight and too bad you are 6 hours away or i could snag a tube of the barrier cream I use for my bedridden, incontinent ICU patients
10/13/2007 5:28:27 PM
[insert random medical knowledge here] [/ego boost]
10/13/2007 5:53:25 PM
pepto works for diarrhea too, try it if that's all you got.
10/13/2007 6:47:17 PM