With toilet paper?





Back to front?
Front to back?
Through your legs?
Reach around?
Wipe what?

pilgrimshoes will be here any second now...

10/14/2007 1:35:05 AM

Should we really entertain your thoughts and fantasies?

10/14/2007 1:36:21 AM

this has been done


front to back

10/14/2007 1:37:27 AM

why the fuck would you want to entertain this thought of others wiping?


thats fucked up man, thats fucked up

10/14/2007 1:40:36 AM

haha xsmp...my like 2nd thread ever was this exact topic

10/14/2007 1:44:56 AM

~

10/14/2007 1:45:27 AM

"and when i wipe my ass, i wipe from front to back, so i don't get a bladder infection"


name that song.

10/14/2007 1:48:29 AM

NOFX - Paroles - Pump Up The Valuum

10/14/2007 1:49:23 AM

WRONG.
Nofx - My Vagina - Pump Up The Valuum.

10/14/2007 1:51:00 AM

oh well, you posted the wrong lyrics anyways according to google

10/14/2007 1:54:29 AM

cry about it. i haven't heard that song in like 2 years.

10/14/2007 2:05:12 AM

starting at the crack of the ass moving towards the grundel. reach around. maximum leverage, minimal effort.

The toilet paper comes down IN FRONT of the roll, not behind. makes it easier to grab.

10/14/2007 2:15:50 AM

A combination of multiple methods, angles, and trajectories for maximum cleanness

10/14/2007 8:16:57 AM

hey fuck you buddy

10/14/2007 9:32:24 AM

if its messy, back to front halfway, then i finish it off front to back

10/14/2007 9:41:14 AM

I usually alternate, starting with a front to back. that way poo won't smear too far up my butt crack

if it's one of those poos that you know there's a huge chuck of poo that didn't fall into the toilet, i'll make a grabbing motion to pull it off, and then proceed to normal wiping procedures

10/14/2007 9:43:55 AM

flushable baby wipes FTW.

10/14/2007 9:44:21 AM

sometimes i take the toilet paper and run it under hot water before i wipe. the initial sting is unpleasant, but afterwards... pure heaven.

10/14/2007 9:52:39 AM

wipe?

10/14/2007 10:30:42 AM

Quote :

"hey fuck you buddy"

I only added that italics line after my gf reminded me of what might happen if I posted this thread...I couldn't resist including you!

10/14/2007 12:00:21 PM

bidet

10/14/2007 12:02:27 PM

you don't have a fucking bidet Nick.

unless you have found a way to modify your kitchen sink...

10/14/2007 12:03:35 PM

odd sir

10/14/2007 12:04:11 PM

you have a gf?

i find that odd

10/14/2007 12:06:28 PM

of 4+ years - I'm prolly gonna marry her.

10/14/2007 12:10:33 PM

Quote :

"bidet"

wins this thread

nothing better than the feeling of cool water streaming down your gooch

[Edited on October 14, 2007 at 12:26 PM. Reason : In soviet Russia ass washes you!]

10/14/2007 12:21:59 PM

10/14/2007 12:22:40 PM

Quote :

"A combination of multiple methods, angles, and trajectories for maximum cleanness "

10/14/2007 2:57:18 PM

Walls1441 was right, its "my vagina" by nofx

fuck lyrics sites, its all the same site copied 17738423984 times

10/14/2007 3:07:34 PM

yeah and they never update corrections people make.

and i better have fucking been right, i posed the question.

10/14/2007 3:23:41 PM

haha

let me rephrase

the hero who doesnt know the song and googled the lyrics

that guy is wrong

10/14/2007 3:36:26 PM

Quote :

"flushable baby wipes FTW. "

10/14/2007 4:20:57 PM