XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
With toilet paper?
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Back to front? Front to back? Through your legs? Reach around? Wipe what?
pilgrimshoes will be here any second now... ]] 10/14/2007 1:35:05 AM
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Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
Should we really entertain your thoughts and fantasies? 10/14/2007 1:36:21 AM
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fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
this has been done
front to back 10/14/2007 1:37:27 AM
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NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
why the fuck would you want to entertain this thought of others wiping?
thats fucked up man, thats fucked up 10/14/2007 1:40:36 AM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
haha xsmp...my like 2nd thread ever was this exact topic 10/14/2007 1:44:56 AM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
~ 10/14/2007 1:45:27 AM
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Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
"and when i wipe my ass, i wipe from front to back, so i don't get a bladder infection"
name that song. 10/14/2007 1:48:29 AM
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fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
NOFX - Paroles - Pump Up The Valuum 10/14/2007 1:49:23 AM
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Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
WRONG. Nofx - My Vagina - Pump Up The Valuum. 10/14/2007 1:51:00 AM
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fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
oh well, you posted the wrong lyrics anyways according to google 10/14/2007 1:54:29 AM
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Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
cry about it. i haven't heard that song in like 2 years. 10/14/2007 2:05:12 AM
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slingblade All American 12133 Posts user info edit post |
starting at the crack of the ass moving towards the grundel. reach around. maximum leverage, minimal effort.
The toilet paper comes down IN FRONT of the roll, not behind. makes it easier to grab. 10/14/2007 2:15:50 AM
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budman97420 All American 4126 Posts user info edit post |
A combination of multiple methods, angles, and trajectories for maximum cleanness 10/14/2007 8:16:57 AM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
hey fuck you buddy 10/14/2007 9:32:24 AM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
if its messy, back to front halfway, then i finish it off front to back 10/14/2007 9:41:14 AM
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joe17669 All American 22727 Posts user info edit post |
I usually alternate, starting with a front to back. that way poo won't smear too far up my butt crack
if it's one of those poos that you know there's a huge chuck of poo that didn't fall into the toilet, i'll make a grabbing motion to pull it off, and then proceed to normal wiping procedures 10/14/2007 9:43:55 AM
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BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
flushable baby wipes FTW. 10/14/2007 9:44:21 AM
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Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
sometimes i take the toilet paper and run it under hot water before i wipe. the initial sting is unpleasant, but afterwards... pure heaven. 10/14/2007 9:52:39 AM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45908 Posts user info edit post |
wipe? 10/14/2007 10:30:42 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "hey fuck you buddy" |
I only added that italics line after my gf reminded me of what might happen if I posted this thread...I couldn't resist including you! 10/14/2007 12:00:21 PM
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Snewf All American 63291 Posts user info edit post |
bidet 10/14/2007 12:02:27 PM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
you don't have a fucking bidet Nick.
unless you have found a way to modify your kitchen sink...
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J_Hova All American 30984 Posts user info edit post |
odd sir 10/14/2007 12:04:11 PM
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Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
you have a gf?
i find that odd 10/14/2007 12:06:28 PM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
of 4+ years - I'm prolly gonna marry her. 10/14/2007 12:10:33 PM
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Hadjuk 83" of class 2521 Posts user info edit post |
wins this thread
nothing better than the feeling of cool water streaming down your gooch
[Edited on October 14, 2007 at 12:26 PM. Reason : In soviet Russia ass washes you!] 10/14/2007 12:21:59 PM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
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wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A combination of multiple methods, angles, and trajectories for maximum cleanness
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10/14/2007 2:57:18 PM
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jackleg All American 170923 Posts user info edit post |
Walls1441 was right, its "my vagina" by nofx
fuck lyrics sites, its all the same site copied 17738423984 times 10/14/2007 3:07:34 PM
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Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
yeah and they never update corrections people make.
and i better have fucking been right, i posed the question. 10/14/2007 3:23:41 PM
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jackleg All American 170923 Posts user info edit post |
haha
let me rephrase
the hero who doesnt know the song and googled the lyrics
that guy is wrong 10/14/2007 3:36:26 PM
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Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "flushable baby wipes FTW.
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10/14/2007 4:20:57 PM
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