anyone know a store that sells them?

10/15/2007 7:58:29 PM

probation officer

10/15/2007 7:59:52 PM

kerr drug

10/15/2007 8:03:15 PM

http://www.drug-testing-kits.com/marijuana-thc-drug-test.html

10/15/2007 8:06:30 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o0dRdPMIokU

10/15/2007 8:12:48 PM

Rite Aid, next to Whole Foods on Wade Ave. In the back by the pharmacy.

10/15/2007 10:25:56 PM

any drug store

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 10:03 AM. Reason : including wal-mart]

10/16/2007 10:03:41 AM

if you smoked within the last two weeks, you're fucked.

10/16/2007 10:04:24 AM

not really

10/16/2007 10:11:02 AM

you need about 2 days off smoking, lots of water and a big ol bottle of XXTRA CLEAN.



i know a guy who drank this before his test after not smoking for only 2 days and it worked.

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 10:22 AM. Reason : ]

10/16/2007 10:18:12 AM

Quote :

"This is due to the fact that it takes so long for the THC to leave your system that you’ll probably test positive if you do not. If you don’t have an entire month to wait before you need to take the test, then you should definitely think about some other options to keep from testing positive."

http://www.concept420.com/how-long-does-marijuana-stay-system.htm

10/16/2007 10:19:19 AM

Or what they ate for breakfast.......

10/16/2007 12:05:50 PM

or what color socks they are wearing.

10/16/2007 12:07:34 PM

I hope they don't swab you. how you gonna bypass that, biootch.

10/16/2007 12:08:35 PM

drugs are so kewl!

10/16/2007 12:09:16 PM

stepdads company does the strand test, then your really screwed

i did have a friend who was a heavy smoker who did one of those clear your system things and passed 5 days later. I know shocked

10/16/2007 12:12:03 PM

i know a guy that tested positive for some kind of weird drug and it was the seeds on some kind of bread that he ate to cause a false positive result.

10/16/2007 12:23:36 PM

i smoke opium, and try to use that excuse too.

10/16/2007 12:24:37 PM

i think that he tested positive for , no joke

10/16/2007 12:25:13 PM

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_116.html

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 12:35 PM. Reason : .]

10/16/2007 12:34:30 PM

Quote :

"i know a guy that tested positive for some kind of weird drug and it was the seeds on some kind of bread that he ate to cause a false positive result."

sounds like a good excuse to sue somebody

10/16/2007 1:33:30 PM

Poppy Seeds.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppy

Quote :

"Although the drug opium is produced by "milking" latex from the unripe fruits ("seed pods") rather than from the seeds, all parts of the plant can contain or carry the opium alkaloids, especially morphine and codeine. This means that eating foods (e.g., muffins) that contain poppy seeds can result in a false positive for opiates in a drug test."

Mythbusters confirmed this.

10/16/2007 1:35:18 PM

sounds like a good excuse to sue somebody

10/16/2007 1:36:08 PM

so did seinfeld

10/16/2007 1:37:26 PM

Quote :

"I hope they don't swab you. how you gonna bypass that, biootch."

The swab test are the easiest to pass.

It took 3 days and I didn't do shit but brush my teefers.

10/16/2007 2:37:21 PM

haha you're going to jail.

10/16/2007 2:52:29 PM

just drink the hell out of some water in the 3 hours leading up to the test

then take some vitamin b (I think) to make your piss yellow

guaranteed pass

10/16/2007 7:53:52 PM

call 919.515.3000

they should be able to help you out

10/16/2007 9:04:38 PM