how can i tell for sure

10/16/2007 12:33:07 AM

grab his ass and see if he hits you

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 12:34 AM. Reason : or just ask him]

10/16/2007 12:33:33 AM

stick it in his butt when he leasts expects it

10/16/2007 12:33:43 AM

grab his cock and see if he gets a boner

10/16/2007 12:33:53 AM

call him a faggot and see how angry he gets

10/16/2007 12:36:39 AM

10/16/2007 12:37:36 AM

Ask him what would match x article of clothing and if he gives a definitive no-nonsense answer, he's probably smoking the flesh cigar.

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 12:38 AM. Reason : asf]

10/16/2007 12:37:56 AM

so why do you feel this way?

10/16/2007 12:38:11 AM

Ask him if he wants to watch *insert chick movie here*.

10/16/2007 12:38:43 AM

Tell him that you wish that you could quit him.

10/16/2007 12:42:55 AM

uh

it matters why?

10/16/2007 12:44:01 AM

Like girls don't masturbate to the thought of two gay men living together.

10/16/2007 12:44:58 AM

i'm not touching that one

10/16/2007 12:46:42 AM

^^^^made me LOLLERS IRL

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 12:47 AM. Reason : ]

10/16/2007 12:46:58 AM

I would just ask him

10/16/2007 12:47:46 AM

see how he reacts to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvlh72ZOBWU

10/16/2007 12:51:03 AM

^ahahaha that was even more incredible in the actual broadway show


...just realized how incredibly gay that made me sound

10/16/2007 12:52:00 AM

as opposed to everything else?

10/16/2007 12:52:51 AM

i thought we were bff's

10/16/2007 12:53:14 AM

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 1:04 AM. Reason : [no homo]]

10/16/2007 12:57:04 AM

Quote :

"^ahahaha that was even more incredible in the actual broadway show ...just realized how incredibly gay that made me sound "

watch this to make up for it then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBZS8CzH9Gg
as a matter of fact, we may have *Several* positions for you!

10/16/2007 1:09:36 AM

Let me guess: You woke up and your dick was in your roommate's mouth? And, of course, he claimed that a snake had bitten your dick while you were sleeping and that he was just sucking out the poison? That's how it went, right?

Yeah, that's typical. But he's not gay--you are.

10/16/2007 1:35:17 AM

Quote :

"But he's not gay--you are."

10/16/2007 1:41:17 AM

I still want to know why you are thinking this....


Oh, and I had a gay roomate, once. He came out some time later. I was completely oblivious to it.

10/16/2007 1:42:03 AM

^ Maybe he's bicurious?

10/16/2007 2:52:18 AM

hah

10/16/2007 3:01:52 AM

Quote :

"Tell him that you wish that you could quit him."

10/16/2007 3:07:05 AM

^ I like that one, too, but. . .

Quote :

"But he's not gay--you are."

What shall we call this one, a tie?

10/16/2007 3:16:29 AM

maybe hes just a little bicurious

10/16/2007 3:45:59 AM

10/16/2007 3:56:32 AM

more like mancavedan ammirite

10/16/2007 7:41:18 AM

put your mouth on his pecker, suck, go up and down, use your tongue.

if he doesn't stop you, he's gay. if you do this, you're gay.

10/16/2007 7:42:56 AM

sit in the stall beside him and tap your foot

10/16/2007 8:13:15 AM

this thread topic is a sentence fragment

i think my roomate's gay what?

i think my roomate's gay rabbit is cute?

10/16/2007 8:25:31 AM

Ask him what he thinks of Beyonce or Gwen Stefani. If he says anything about liking them without mentioning wanting to do them, you've got a gay.

10/16/2007 8:38:00 AM

^^ no it doesn't have the little line thingy before the s: '

so maybe he has multiple roommate and they are all gay.

10/16/2007 10:54:34 AM

just be like "hey are you gay?"

10/16/2007 11:00:03 AM

Quote :

"uh it matters why? "

10/16/2007 11:03:57 AM

^^^

10/16/2007 11:05:09 AM

you could make a gay joke and be like 'you're not gay are you'

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 11:05 AM. Reason : post his facebook and we can decide for yoiu]

10/16/2007 11:05:12 AM

why do you care?

are you trying to sex your roomie?

10/16/2007 11:34:53 AM

I had a gay roomate.


it was the worst 3 weeks of my life.



not because he was gay, but because he was completely inconsiderate.

10/16/2007 11:39:52 AM

Have you ever heard gay ass sex occurring in his bedroom?

10/16/2007 11:40:11 AM

there's a lot of faggotry in this thread.

10/16/2007 11:41:23 AM

YOU ARE

10/16/2007 12:11:05 PM

1) Walk around in front of him with your junk hanging out.
2) Observe his reaction.
3) .......
4) Profit.

10/16/2007 12:34:11 PM

Quote :

"Oh, and I had a gay roomate, once. He came out some time later. I was completely oblivious to it."

A friend of mine had a closeted gay roommate once. We all got back to his house after a hellacious night out drinking and I said something along the lines of "Is your fag roommate home?"
None of us had any idea that he was gay, I just knew that he had been a huge douche to me for as long as I had known him.

He came out of the closet a week later and told my friend that I couldn't come over any more because I made him feel threatened.

10/16/2007 1:27:06 PM

lol

he was probably a douchebag to you because he wanted you to stick it in his butt

10/16/2007 2:37:57 PM

Well he would catch a lot more flies with honey than with vinegar.

10/16/2007 2:40:14 PM

Leave strategically placed hot chick porno mags around or maybe even something like FHM or Maxim. If he shows no interest, he's gay.

10/16/2007 2:43:05 PM