10/18/2007 10:20:48 PM

ngrs dead

10/18/2007 10:21:06 PM

I like the way he says used to say doughnut

[Edited on October 18, 2007 at 10:23 PM. Reason : because he's dead and all]

10/18/2007 10:22:51 PM

blah told me to watch a few clips of him once...i didnt find it all that great

10/18/2007 10:24:02 PM

Dufrane's party of four...
Dufrane?


HILARIOUS

10/18/2007 10:29:52 PM

[Edited on October 18, 2007 at 10:33 PM. Reason : about 2:30 into this one is where you should watch dnl]

10/18/2007 10:30:19 PM

I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience."

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough."


[Edited on October 18, 2007 at 10:36 PM. Reason : foo]

10/18/2007 10:35:32 PM

i had tickets to see hedberg and stephen lynch at brogata in atlantic city


but i also had a vip function for empire poker that same night, hosted by playboy at the marina... so i went there first.


i got so loaded i left my ticket in the cab, and when i got to borgata, i couldnt get into the show


turns oout, my buddies went to the show, and hedberg was so fucked up he couldn't perform. lynch basically pulled him off the stage and did a second show.

hedberg was dead under 2 months later



that's my story

10/18/2007 10:37:53 PM

haha the forest fire line made me chuckle but other than that it was flat imo

10/18/2007 10:39:02 PM

10/18/2007 10:41:03 PM

10/10

good thread

10/18/2007 10:41:19 PM

I saw him at Goodnights back in 00 or 01 I think.

10/18/2007 10:42:51 PM

someone started a facebook group about someone with Lupus and I couldn't help but laugh.

10/18/2007 10:45:19 PM

i saw him at goodnights either 2002 or 2003, and then again along with stephen lynch the night that TA WAS IN at meymandi hall

10/18/2007 11:16:22 PM

Quote :

"then again along with stephen lynch the night that TA WAS IN at meymandi hall"

I was there. front row. I am so glad I made it ...

10/18/2007 11:53:45 PM

If you want to talk to me after the show I'll be, fuckin, suprised.

10/18/2007 11:57:45 PM

lol

10/18/2007 11:58:07 PM

hehe, i love his stuff, his style is fantastic

10/18/2007 11:59:33 PM

agreed mang

10/19/2007 12:00:33 AM

No matter how good you are at tennis, you'll never be able to defeat a wall. Those things are relentless.

10/19/2007 12:30:14 AM

i approve of this thread

10/19/2007 12:34:35 AM

THIS THREAD WAS INSPIRED BY ME

10/19/2007 2:12:52 AM

ive been talkin about hedberg on here for years

10/19/2007 9:36:00 AM

so is this the official **Mitch Threadberg**???



C WUT I DID THERE!?!?!?!

10/19/2007 9:39:00 AM

How do you feel about frillie little toothpicks??

I'm for em!!!!

(My favorite....)

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 9:42 AM. Reason : .]

10/19/2007 9:42:37 AM

yeah I saw him at Goodnights in '01 or '02

we got free tickets even though [use]keefus[/user] was almost honest and asked where to pay for them

I kicked his shin good

10/19/2007 9:46:54 AM

His delivery is unsurpassed...

10/19/2007 10:03:28 AM

any joke that isn't funny, chuck wrote for me...

10/19/2007 10:55:21 AM

i used to be that asshole that would quote shit all the time, and that second show posted was one of my favorites.

10/19/2007 11:11:40 AM

If I don't have pen and paper - I have to convince myself that what I thought of, ain't funny.

10/19/2007 12:32:49 PM

bttt

1/1/2008 10:28:01 PM

ttt

3/21/2008 2:48:45 PM

why bother ttt'ing this POS thread?

3/21/2008 2:51:17 PM

DON'T YOU TELL ME.

3/21/2008 4:44:00 PM

I have a feeling this thread will get me an egg

3/21/2008 4:46:34 PM