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Do English > German > French > Italian > English and then post the result

I'll start with the Declaration of Independence Preamble:

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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

Turns out to:

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"We hold this truth, for to be obvious, these last all the men sums assimilated caused that, are supplied from their creator with some rights unuebertragbaren that they are under this screw, the freedom and the prosecuzione of the possibility."

EDIT: Remember to copy/paste the result back into the box. So, do English to German, then cop/paste the result back into the box and then choose German to French and so on and so forth.

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 2:44 PM. Reason : ]

10/19/2007 2:42:09 PM

WHY WOULD GOD NEED A TRANSLATION SERVICE?

10/19/2007 2:44:11 PM

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"Consider yourself officially called out you faggot You think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces. Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out"

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"You consider officially proclamati faggot you thoughts that you are long-lasting? Then to say more than to say come Scheisse, you I and my friends on TWW to our aces. He cannot wait for in order to cry to see your ass of female, if you receive removed"

10/19/2007 2:47:04 PM

because i have spare time:

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"Mike? What's the pool on me up to right now? What's it up to? What is it, three hundred dollars -- is that it? Three hundred? I'm a school teacher. I teach English Composition in this little town called Adley, Pennsylvania. The last eleven years, I've been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. I was coach of the baseball team in the spring time. Back home when I tell people what I do for a living, they think, well, that, that figures. But over here it's a big, a big mystery. So I guess I've changed some. Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her -- and how I'll ever be able to tell her about days like today. Ryan -- I don't know anything about Ryan. I don't care. Man means nothin' to me. It's just a name. But if -- you know -- if going to Remeal and finding him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife -- well, then, then that's my mission. u wanna leave? You wanna go off and fight the war? Alright. Alright, I won't stop you. I'll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel."

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"Mike? What is the flaque on me currently? What is -? What is -, three the hundreds dollar is that he? Three hundreds? They are teaching of school. I inform the English construction in this small city that is called to of the Adley, Pennsylvanie. I Thomas Alva Edison to the High School has been last the eleven years. I was trainer of the group of ball of base in the Fruejahr the time. The posterior house, ago if I declare persons, that that I for a life, those think well only illustrations. But here, this, is a great secret a large one. Therefore, I think that it has modified some-one. To times, me I astonish, if they are therefore as well as my moglie to go equal, to recognize have modified, every time that receives he is of return effectively and like me in the LageBIN, to explain it during days like today. Ryan I do not know null on of the Ryan. I am not interested. The man means nothin ' me.' A name is right. But if sapete going he it can it of the Remeal and to find goes too much to the house, if that acquires it the right to receive well from return to my moglie then then that it is my mission. It wants to go? It wants exit and the war to fight? Well. Not them firm good. I put also in the office job. I know just that every man that I kill, far away feels widest of the house I."

10/19/2007 2:47:34 PM

^^^I don't know, why?

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 2:48 PM. Reason : lilosucksmyballs]

10/19/2007 2:47:35 PM

lmfao



winner.

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 2:47 PM. Reason : ^^^]

10/19/2007 2:47:37 PM

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"I got raped last night. On a good note, he was hot as fuck."

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"I received yesterday flown evening. On buon' an observation, it was warm as Bumsen."

10/19/2007 2:47:41 PM

haha, "ass of female"

10/19/2007 2:49:09 PM

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"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. "

turns into

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"Never not left to prevent your direction of a moral makes, what you that it is straight."

10/19/2007 2:50:25 PM

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"I think therefore I am."

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"Think therefore the am."

10/19/2007 2:52:02 PM

From Don Corleone:

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"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

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"A day and this day cannot never come, question I around you, to make a service for me. Accepted up to now, this justice like gift day the wedding of my daughter."

10/19/2007 2:55:17 PM

Jules Winfield, from Pulp Fiction:

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"There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."

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"He here to this passage that I have received observed. Ezekiel 25:17. "the way righteous of the man is besieged on all sides from the hardnesses of egoistischen and the Tyrannei of the bad ones you men." Benedict he that, in name of the next loves and the bienveillance, the weak person lowers dogs shepherds with those the noircissement. The conserve and Sucher of its brother of the lost children are true. And I hit towards low the thee large those vengeance and to furious anger top that to try to poison and to destroy my siblings. And sapete that my name is the lord, if I put mine vengeance thee."" Sayin the summer ' this Scheisse for years.' And if you have meant it, that has meant your ass. I did not admit never much thought that that it has meant. I thought just that Scheisse kaltbluetige was leggermente to say more motherfucker to one, before that I schiaffo a hat in its ass. But I have inasmuch as Scheisse of this last one has made to think two times me mornin '.' you see essete hour thinkin ', meant perhaps essete the bad man and that they are righteous the man.' And getlteman 9mm here, is the dog shepherdesses whom righteous of the asses in that one they want to say lower the noircissement proteggono. The Oder, could mean that essete righteous the man to it and is the dog shepherdesses and is the world that is bad and egoistisch. I would want that. But this Scheisse is not the truth. The truth is is the weak person. And men are Tyrannei of the bad ones you. But they are tryin ', of the Ringo.' They are that tryin ' that strongly that the dog shepherdesses is true to be.'"

10/19/2007 2:57:59 PM

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"Hi Sorry for my BADDDDDD English Language. I am a not arab,not negro, not islam ) We ring to Your mother, but you was not at home. REVEALED TO ME ABOUT YOUR TEXTS: http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=462352 YES, AGREES. TURNED OUT VERY FUNNILY. BUT, IF YOU WANT TO PURCHASE THIS DIAMOND, I SELL HIM TO YOU (PRICE : 2 MILLIONS $). THANKS, DIAMOND"

Hi Sorry for my BADDDDDD English Language. The am to not arab, not black person, not Islam) We ring to Your mother, but you was not at home. REVEALED TO ME ABOUT YOUR TEXTS: [ link]http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=462352[/link ] YES, AGREES. TURNED OUT VERY FUNNILY. BUT, IF YOU WANT TO PURCHASE THIS DIAMOND, SELL HIM TO YOU (PRICE: 2 MILLIONS $). THANKS, DIAMOND

10/19/2007 2:59:41 PM

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"In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!"

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"In a way, everyone has a PVS to confront Guapo to us. For some-one, Shyness could be its PVS Guapo. For others, a formation lack could be its PVS Guapo. For we, the PVS Guapo is a great dangerous man that it would want to kill them. But, as a my name is a happy day, the persons Little Saint their personal PVS that arrives also to be the PVS effective Guapo can therefore sure conquer of the Guapo!"

10/19/2007 3:08:43 PM

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"Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the Government's purposes are beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding."

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"The experience would have to inform them to be the greater part on our protection, protect to freedom, if the scopes of the government are bienfaisants. The men who are capacities to the freedom, are naturally attention to refuse the invasion of its freedom evil-minded instructions. The greatest dangers to the freedom lauern in the participation heimtueckischen from part of the men of desire, importance of goodses however, without to comprise."

10/19/2007 3:09:08 PM

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"He, Jon Paul thought it that it has forgotten on YOU? IT NOT STILL WORD THE RUSSIANS. I wanted to sell Karat of a diamond to 33 on EBAY, BUT to ME THEY HAVE DAMAGED to you ALL. I have inasmuch as you have examined it and I they have humiliated on a tribune with the friends and that it has humiliated. And I declare them on he: I have the transaction of diamond and drug in Russia. I do not appreciate, if Ueberbruecker humiliates and Attendo the excuses to it of you. Like the excuses that I can mean to excuse words and to have an amount. Es.. of you that they are happy, essete 150.000.00 $ usd in my BANK ACCOUNT since the excuses for your words to receive and work humiliated. FUTURE FOR YOU IT IS THE LESSON. I cannot attend to along your excuses. Them dò that 1 week is a maximum. I have hour a rest in SOCHI. you see my photography (1 on that on the left). If not sended to excuses and a money to me in the electricity of the week, I that yours gezerrissener far away head thinks accroche violentemente next to my fencing. And it it family is based cruel to the death. Alexander"

This one might be a little more comprehensible than the original.

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 3:09 PM. Reason : .]

10/19/2007 3:09:24 PM

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"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."

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"All the Tyrannei, tyranny that is exercised the good one of its victims, can more be accablante. can living be better, between the ladri of baron as under Busybodies omnipotenten moral. The cruelty ladri of baron can to times sleep, its Begierde can at all be satiated; but those, Quaelerei we for our WohlwollenQuaelerei without aim for it with the consent of theirs gewissenhaftigkeit makes them therefore."

10/19/2007 3:13:49 PM

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"Are the pictures real or shopped? Definitely real Probably real Too hard to tell Probably shopped Definitely shopped Pictures, what pictures? Someone show me the damn pictures! view results"

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"The illustrations are bought really or? True probably definitively true strongly to explain it has bought bought illustrations probably definitively, which illustrations? The illustrations verfluchten to show me someone! It turns out you of opinion"

10/19/2007 3:17:51 PM

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"It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace -- but to there is not peace. The war is actually begun! Gale The next that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren to are already in the field! Why stand we to here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life I know dear, or peace I know sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! The know not what course others may take; but as for me, give give me liberty or me death! kkthxbye"

not too bad on the first line.

10/19/2007 3:19:38 PM

I think I did Greek > French > German > English

and LOL:

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"Open the doors of gulfs of rags, of Hal."

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 3:25 PM. Reason : .]

10/19/2007 3:25:47 PM

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"this thread sucks"

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"this thread really sucks"

10/19/2007 3:31:15 PM

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"Today at a Mexican restaurant this guy had a mustache that was weird and like separated then cam eback together"

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"Today, to a Mexican restaurant it has been this Gecken there musthache that it was disowned and the same thing has separated then to that entirety cams eback."

lollerz, at least it translated "eback" the same way.

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 3:34 PM. Reason : ]

10/19/2007 3:32:43 PM

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"Today at a mexican restaurant this guy had a mustache that was weird and like seperated then cam eback together"

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"Today, to a Mexican restaurant this individual has had Schnurrbart that was what disowned and same seperated then the cams eback together"

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 3:33 PM. Reason : Hahahaha, that's weird]

10/19/2007 3:33:17 PM

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"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

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"Derrière the y to chaque Bon homme, une femme, ET cette femme était DES Martha Washington, homme, ET George quotidien aurait à the maison, he a grand plat gras, he attendre the homme, he dans the doors vient, homme, elle était une hanche, hanche, checkerses of hanche, homme vient."

yeah, no shit.

10/19/2007 4:03:51 PM

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"If the glove doesn't fit, then you must acquit."

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"When the glove does not install you must free."

10/19/2007 4:06:55 PM

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10/19/2007 4:07:52 PM

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"Don't taze me, bro!"

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"Not taze I, bro!"

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 4:09 PM. Reason : ^" THIS LAST ONE IS NOT I "]

10/19/2007 4:08:10 PM

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"Before you places of the religion threads Have it. They are probably new to the Wolf-réseau. In fact, I must be bet ready that essete in a generalized manner new to the institute of advanced instruction generates them. It is not a time that stimulates, is this? They are sure that you have been suspended many ideas and perspective that have not been never you exist yourself realizes you you, and essete to burst hardly with the enthusiasm to the thought to divide of some ideas of theirs same himself somigliate they, since found here in an academic climate that perfectly seems corresponded such to an exchange. Why we do not continue a small number? Advantages are if they consider them a lot cleverly. In fact, essete therefore probably intelligent that you have represented a Christianity of the east of all Verschrobenheiten and circuits sluices of the organized religion or to a l. Yeah he is not that, it is he? They have been probably raises to you in a Christian budget and have sent back this instruction in order to limit your staff freedoms, therefore he is only natural that you would try to extract and to conserve various a Christs instruction of the credit of a defective system of such faith for its bond. For they, it is not enough freschi? They have received really together. YOU STUPID ARSCHLOCH HOCHSCHULZICKLEIN FUCKING-FAGGOT TO LEAVE YOU IT THEY A SECRET EXPLANATION NOBODY YOU OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON A RELIGION OF ES A SAME RADICAL ODER THOUGHT-PROVOKING HE ES A SECRET, YOU YOU THE WAY OF A SITUATED FUCKING WEB RECEIVED ACE ALL TO LEAVE US NULL RAW PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE THEREFORE, THE LEGENDS ABILITY, A FRESCHEZZA BECOMES ONE PERSPECTIVE LEND MAKES YOU IT DEDICATED UNDERSTANDING YOU ALSO THAT BULLSHIT MORE LEGGERMENTE FOR SOME FUCKING CENTURIES THAT MAINTAIN TO SOME ESTONI GEBILDETESTEN OF FORMATION PERSONS IN ANNALS OF THE HUMAN HISTORY CREDIT YOUR VIES TO ANSWER THEOLOGICAL OF THE DEEPER INTERESTS YOURS ON THE DIVERGENCES IN THAT GENEALOGIEN OF THE CHRISTIAN IN THE EVANGELIEN? I REPRESENT SAINT BUMSEN for THOUGHT YOU ME ARE the SOLO who COCKSUCKER HAVE CONSIDERED EFFECTIVEMENT ODER LEGGERMENTE? ! IF IF JUST BUMSEN ON YOU ESSETE IN TOP WAKED UP STILL A STUPID KIDSKIN And THAT ESSETE ATTEMPTED, IN ORDER TO MAKE To YOU, SHAMEFUL SCONSIGLIABILE And DISRESPECTFUL BECAUSE ESSETE PERHAPS To MUCH PUSSY IN COMPLIANCE TO A RIGOROUS MORAL CODE A LIFE And PERHAPS ESSETE With MUCH PUSSY ONE STRONGLY, OF LETTERS RESPECTABLES REALLY TRIED And TO DEVELOP To SHAPE HOWEVER THAT To YOU The RIGHT FOR YOU, To MILLION AFTER MILLIONNES PERSONS IN An ATTACK THAT AIMED TO TAKE DOES NOT IMPORT IT LITTLE LIKE A LOT YOU TRIED To YOU THAT IT MORE REPRESENTS Of the VICTIMS To GAMES WORD, LIKE YOU The "YOUR FAITH" ON THEIRS FOR OLIVES WITH CHRISTIAN DISTRIBUTION FUCKING THAT TRIED To YOU, IN ORDER TO MAKE, THEY ARE BAD 10MAL TO RECEIVE And PAPÀ WE CREDIT HE VU ESSETE IMPRESSIONNANTEMENT BEFORE THAT BEFORE ARE NOT A SENTENCE, WITH GARY THAT AIMED TO SUPPORT The EUROPEAN COUNCIL To YOU REMARKABLLY FORMS NOT ALSO A IMBECILLE Of THEIRS ME SCHW50RE AFTER The BODY AND The BLOOD Of The PERFORATED FUCKING Of HEBREW Of KING JUDEC-KOENIGS THAT, IT THIS LAST SALISBURYBOY TO DRAW ITSELF, SYLVERSHADOW The TYPE ON ME HE SCHEISSE WICCAN WORTHLESS PANTYSTAIN I COLUMN The WOVEN One TO STRETCH YOURS TO CRY ARSCHLOCHS OF EXPENSES OF EXPENSES AUSGABE-AUSGABE Of NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION SANCTIFIER OF FUCKING BIBLE THOUGHT THAT YOU ARE INTELLIGENT The BUMSEN I YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE To IT SO THAT IT RELIGION TO MAKE POSSIBLE BEYOND TO A CHRISTIANITY ODER GIUDAISMO WITH A BOOK BIBLE ODER The TORAH YOU HAVE BOUGHT BEGUN IN TOP In YOUR FUCKING The CANALIZATION SKILLFUL LINE Of VENTRE BUDDHAS BEFORE The FINE WEEK GOODSES And TO SMOKE FAGGOT BUMSENDES HOCHSCHULZICKLEIN HERE AND To THAT YOU ESSETE MY WORD. --Froshkiller"

10/19/2007 4:13:24 PM

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"Chicken Bone Earrings "

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"Rings of ear of chicken bone"

10/19/2007 4:16:39 PM

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"therefore he is only natural that you would try to extract and to conserve various a Christs instruction of the credit of a defective system of such faith for its bond."

10/19/2007 4:17:23 PM

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"please guys I have a match tonight"

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"I have this I ask to individuals one same evening"

10/19/2007 4:20:35 PM

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"Let's do lunch, k?"

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"You have made to make lunches us, one k?"

[Edited on October 19, 2007 at 4:46 PM. Reason : /]

10/19/2007 4:46:23 PM

"Your mom goes to college" turns into:



"Your Mother goes to the institute of advanced instruction."

10/19/2007 4:50:03 PM

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"You rule... the shitter"

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"To arrange them.... to that more shitter"

10/19/2007 4:51:54 PM

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"Hail to the king, baby!"

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"To greet the king, the child!"

10/19/2007 8:00:31 PM

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"BUY A FUCKING AD."

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"BOUGHT ONE FUCKING TO WARNING."

10/19/2007 8:01:46 PM

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"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all."

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"I promise the fidelity to the flag of marcatura of the states of the America and in republic, for which it is: one nation under the God, indivisible, with the freedom and the justice for all."

10/19/2007 8:06:50 PM

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"I like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers cannot deny. "

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"I like large ends, and I cannot be, you that other brothers do not know denials."

10/19/2007 8:26:06 PM

If I must be, flown, swindles or kills. Poichè God is my testi, never not yet will starve.

10/19/2007 9:04:58 PM

It's a toss up as to which one makes more sense...

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"I personally believe, that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh I believe that our education like such as in south africa and uh the iraq everywhere, like such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help south africa and should help the iraq and the asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future"

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"Creed personally, the these UNITED STATES Americans, then we make, because uh some persons we are not in same measure to in our nation the diagrams outside here and uh they do not have that, I that like in Sudafrica and uh the Iraq wants ovunque our formation, since like the creed and that they would have, the UNITED STATES would have to help here our formation in the UNITED STATES or would have to help the Sudafrica and would have the Iraq and help the Asian countries believe, alsoSIND to develop to us our future to us"

10/19/2007 9:19:22 PM

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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

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"How much would a North American block woods in the tool tension adjuster more marmottier, if a North American could block more marmottier the wood in the tool tension adjuster?"

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"Show me the money!"

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"Mostrimi the money!"

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"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

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"Who are you daddy and what he makes?"

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"If the glove don't fit, you must acquit"

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"If the glove not to adapt you to weld must!"

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"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

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"Kokain is a hell of one drug"

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"There's no crying in baseball!"

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"Not there is to cry in the base ball!"

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"Momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.""

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"Momma "always aforesaid life is like one scato it of the chocolate;" They never do not know, that that you will receive."""

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"That piss was digital!"

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"This Piss was digita them!"

10/19/2007 10:07:30 PM

thats what she said


It is that it has said.

10/19/2007 10:13:13 PM

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"Methought me was enamored of an ass"

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"methought I enamored of an ass"

wow, pretty close

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"ich bin ein berliner"

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"I incline of type a Berliner"

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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewenski"

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"I have not had sexual relations with this woman, mrs. Lewenski"

wow! even Bablefish believed him.

10/19/2007 10:19:37 PM

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"What does "noob" mean? I'm not black if that's what you're referring to."

Quote :

"That that "noob" medium? They are not black, if this, to which reported is."

10/19/2007 10:28:48 PM

Quote :

"Dude... wait... what?"

Quote :

"Geck... Attended period of... only?"

Quote :

"I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."

Quote :

"Task that has thrown just in top in my opening that is a small number."

Quote :

"I'd hit it"

Quote :

"I would hit"

Quote :

"Eat my shorts"

Quote :

"eaten my short circuits"

Quote :

"I know over two hundred wolfwebbers"

Quote :

"I know on one hundred wolfwebbers"

Quote :

"I didn't inhale"

Quote :

"I have not inalato."

Quote :

"Sit down, honkey!"

Quote :

"they are based towards honkey!"

Quote :

"Somebody set us up the bomb! All your base are belong to us"

Quote :

"Ce incurva it has regulated someone! Yours under entire being to belong"

10/19/2007 10:34:38 PM

Quote :

"nigga stole my bike"

Quote :

"nigga my bicycle has flown"

10/19/2007 10:39:43 PM

nice

10/19/2007 10:41:40 PM

Quote :

"giggity giggity giggity goo"

Quote :

"giggity giggity giggity goo"

10/20/2007 12:55:22 AM

Freebird:

Quote :

" If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change. "

Quote :

"If I here remembered it tomorrow I leave them however? cause must travel top I ' hour is many places that I must see.' But, if you remained here with you, the girl, could not straight be things the same one. ' They are therefore liberations that a bird that maintains a cause and this bird that you cannot modify.' The lord it knows that I cannot modify. Tschuess Tschuess a its soft love be. Although this feeling that I cannot modify. But you want not to take it badly, ' to cause lord white man that I must accuse.' But, if you remained here with you a girl, things could not be the same rights. They are therefore liberations that a bird that maintains a cause and this bird that never not modified. And this bird that you cannot modify. The lord it knows that I cannot modify. Lord me aid, cannot modify."

For such a long song, it's actually pretty damn short.

10/20/2007 2:48:23 AM

Quote :

"“Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. The second is that you're generally better off sticking with what you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.” Donald Trump quote"

French to English:

Quote :

"the "expérience taught me some things. One must listen to your intestine, anyhow good something resounds on paper. Second is that you are generally better in addition to joining with than you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are those which you do not do." Quotation of asset of Donald"

German to English:

Quote :

""experience taught some things to me. One are to hear to your intestine, no matter how well something sounds on paper. The second is that you are better from clinging generally away also, which you know. And the Third is not that your best investments are sometimes those, you forms." Donald state lineline stating line"

Italian to English:

Quote :

""the experience has taught some things to me. One must listen to your intestine, does not import like good something sound on paper. The second is that you are generally better outside of attacking with that what you know. And the third party is that to times your better investments are those that not facades." Citation of the briscola of Donald"

10/20/2007 7:11:46 AM