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^ I understand, but I remember probably 4 or 5 other times where I'll say something and it's followed shortly thereafter by an uncalled for "you're dumber than dirt" type post on your part.

[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 12:45 AM. Reason : asdf]

10/23/2007 12:44:34 AM

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"Do you masterbate regularly?"

Define "regularly."

10/23/2007 12:45:25 AM

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"you're dumber than dirt"

i'll bust some balls, but i never go after intelligence. that and physical appearance are out of bounds imo, too personal.

[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 12:50 AM. Reason : at least i try not to. i can't say for certain it's never happened, but i usually don't.]

10/23/2007 12:46:47 AM

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"I have a rule against paying for any sex act - particularly a handjob. It's irrational to most, but the way I see it, paying to get jerked off is burning money - you're pissing away $50 to get something you've been providing yourself for free since age 13. If you can't give yourself the best handjob available by the time you're 30, you're doomed. It's OK to be a failure in a lot of things. Some people can't dance, some can't spell, some can't hit a fairway wood. But when you fail at masturbation, God's telling you something... and it's not good. Jumping off that bridge might not be such a bad idea."

10/23/2007 12:49:01 AM

^^ maybe not in so many words, but the implied meaning led me to believe otherwise

[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 12:51 AM. Reason : adsf]

10/23/2007 12:50:44 AM

sorry. i meant no disrespect.

10/23/2007 12:51:20 AM

Fair enough. Not to worry though, I'm sure my posts in this thread make me sound like a big wuss, but posts on a message board don't bother me. Just thought I should explain what I meant by negative posting.

10/23/2007 12:53:52 AM

yeah, i basically think you're a gigantic faggot right now.

10/23/2007 12:56:16 AM

10/23/2007 12:59:17 AM

i consider at least once a day regularly

10/23/2007 9:57:57 AM

not only regularly, but periodically every 30 minutes, regardless of where I am or what i'm doing.

10/23/2007 10:02:31 AM

I knew a guy that got 9 once, and one that did in my high school library.

I could achieve niether.

10/23/2007 10:12:26 AM

I plan it very carefully because I only get to see my gf on the weekends and I need to make sure that I have enough juice built up to keep her satisfied the entire time.

10/23/2007 10:12:33 AM

^ Gotta meet that quota

10/23/2007 10:15:43 AM

my gf handles this for me, so 3-7 times/week

10/23/2007 10:16:16 AM

^ This thread is clearly intended for masturbation humor

No need to try and boast

10/23/2007 10:21:36 AM

^actually he has a valid point. That would affect the amount of times masturbating. besides this is the internet, brag all you want.

10/23/2007 10:23:10 AM

just know that you'll have Chance up your ass once you do

10/23/2007 10:25:03 AM

*covers ass and leaves thread*

10/23/2007 10:34:47 AM

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"my gf handles this for me, so 3-7 times/week"

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"Even if you have a gf/bf? I like having some personal time to spend spankin the monkey "

learn to read dumbass

10/23/2007 3:51:38 PM

i dunno about ya'll, but having a significant other just increases its frequency.

10/23/2007 3:59:11 PM

I dunno, I used to crank it at least a couple times a day. Then when I had a significant other, I didn't crank it as often at all. Even when the sex became less frequent.

Now I'm back to cranking it full speed ahead.

10/23/2007 4:03:02 PM

twice a week

10/23/2007 4:05:00 PM

i gave it up for lent once

10/23/2007 4:05:58 PM

Did you make this known to your pastor?

10/23/2007 4:07:07 PM

nah just tww

10/23/2007 4:08:04 PM

I like to call my bf's penis "Titanic II"

10/23/2007 7:49:29 PM

pics or it didn't happen

10/23/2007 7:55:07 PM

he won't let me

10/23/2007 7:58:23 PM

http://www.cloneawilly.com/

10/23/2007 8:02:48 PM

i call my penis the little engine that could

10/23/2007 8:02:59 PM

^^dude that's awesome...

*runs to the store*

10/23/2007 8:19:16 PM

We so went out and got it tonight

http://www.cloneawilly.com/

10/26/2007 10:25:11 PM

i havent masturbated today...yet...

10/26/2007 10:26:33 PM

and it's a Friday night and you are in....why is this?



[Edited on October 26, 2007 at 10:31 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2007 10:30:12 PM

^huh?

10/26/2007 10:32:58 PM

nothin...emphasizing the fact that I'm in on a Friday night too...being goofy

10/26/2007 10:34:14 PM

oh...well typically i'd probably be on tww today cause i havent got paid from my "real" job that i just started yet and i am super poor at the moment...but tonight i had to put on a halloween bash program at lake lynn

why are you in tonight?

10/26/2007 10:41:09 PM

irregularly

10/26/2007 10:43:40 PM

i masterbate constanly in my mind.

10/26/2007 10:44:29 PM

^^^^are you in my ST 421 or what

10/26/2007 10:54:36 PM

more than regularly

10/26/2007 11:15:59 PM

^^That would be a negative

[Edited on October 26, 2007 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ^^]

10/26/2007 11:16:10 PM