http://www.2snaps.tv/9812056

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"Last week, the FBI raided David Copperfield's Las Vegas warehouse and seized digital camera equipment and a hard drive to a computer after a Seattle woman accused Copperfield of raping her in the Bahamas. Sources told TMZ Copperfield designed part of his show around "a system for picking up women." Gross…and pathetic. During his show, Copperfield goes into the audience and chooses “special” women to come on stage. If David likes a girl, he'll use code words with assistants like "mama" and "secrecy." The assistants mark the women on a map of the inside of the Hollywood Theater at MGM Grand. After the show, the women are brought backstage and that's where Copperfield’s sexual profiling begins. The women are told that Copperfield may use them in his show when he visits their hometown. They are then photographed with a digital camera, asked questions like, "What is your favorite men's cologne?" and "Where do you like to vacation?" We're told one of those vacation spots is the Bahamas, where the accuser claims she was sexually assaulted. Copperfield owns a cluster of islands in the Bahamas, which he paid $50 million for. This explains the FBI's interest in David's camera system and hard drive. If the accuser is a woman who was brought on stage, the FBI would be interested in a possible M.O. Copperfield's attorney re-issued his earlier statement in response to this disparaging story: "It is important these allegations be put into perspective. An unidentified woman has made serious allegations against David Copperfield. Although authorities have not revealed her identity to us, we know these allegations are false because David Copperfield has never forced himself on anyone." I have some secret code words too: “Disgusting,” “Pervert,” “Prosecuted,” “Inmate,” “Shower,” “Soap,” and “Butt.” Can anyone tell what my code words mean?"

he grabbed my girlfriends ass on stage once when he was in raleigh.

NOW shes all freakin out about it.

10/25/2007 1:20:43 PM

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"Copperfield owns a cluster of islands in the Bahamas, which he paid $50 million for."

10/25/2007 1:22:20 PM

damn your gf must be pretty good looking...out of all the girls, he picked your gf to profile

10/25/2007 1:22:44 PM

10/25/2007 1:23:03 PM

shes a sexy lady.

10/25/2007 1:24:02 PM

for his next act, David Copperfield will make the charges, the accuser, and the prosecuting attourney disappear.

10/25/2007 1:24:25 PM

^3 i remember that was like 65 accelerated reader points

[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 1:24 PM. Reason : ^]

10/25/2007 1:24:30 PM

i had the most accelerated reader points in middle school until the principal found out i was cheating

10/25/2007 1:25:06 PM

ehe

10/25/2007 1:25:20 PM

^5 After all, she was the NC Pork Princess!

[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 1:26 PM. Reason : sss]

10/25/2007 1:26:01 PM

different girlfriend.

ex-was pork princess

current- groped by copperfield

[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 1:27 PM. Reason : s]

10/25/2007 1:26:20 PM

Oh.

10/25/2007 1:26:37 PM

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"i had the most accelerated reader points in middle school until the principal found out i was cheating "

How were you cheating?

10/25/2007 1:29:16 PM

so he finds a girl in the audience, assistants mark her location on the seating chart, and then descend upon them after the show? is that what he does?

10/25/2007 1:32:39 PM

this is relevant to my interests

10/25/2007 1:33:44 PM

yes, after taking pictures....

later, woman cries rape

related? possibly...

10/25/2007 1:33:49 PM

ahaah i had more accelerated reader points in school than the next three people behind me combined

but then again this is the school system that churns out around 25 18-year-old mothers per graduating class

10/25/2007 1:37:00 PM

wow, that was a female answer

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"How were you cheating?"

that was the question

10/25/2007 1:38:18 PM

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"NOW shes all freakin out about it."

I'd tell her not to worry about it, I don't think Copperfeel has mastered time travel... yet.

10/25/2007 1:46:10 PM

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"How were you cheating?"

get the cliff notes and take the test during recess--that's how we did it any way

[Edited on October 25, 2007 at 1:48 PM. Reason : which by "we", i mean everybody else]

10/25/2007 1:47:21 PM

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"How were you cheating? "

i was logging in as other people to see what the questions where...if i got above a 6 out of 10 i would then take it on my name

10/25/2007 1:51:38 PM

haha, nice
...
why the fuck are we talking about accelerated reader

10/25/2007 1:57:03 PM

cause of still furshia

10/25/2007 1:57:38 PM

if it was on his island he can fuck whatever the hell he wants. he is the government!!1

50 million is 50 million for a reason

10/25/2007 1:57:38 PM

i mean seriously, doesnt the female even CONSIDER shit like this before going to the BFE island chain. if my daughter even went behind a building with a shady fuck i'd beat her!!1

10/25/2007 2:00:13 PM

those islands would fall under Bahamian jurisdiction.

10/25/2007 2:00:26 PM

well that answers that question.... would it be easier to rape a chick on a cruise ship or a private island


or aruba ooooooooooo

10/25/2007 2:02:33 PM

this thread is worthless without pics of Mr Grace 's gf.

10/25/2007 2:46:15 PM

I've heard David Copperfield got AIDS recently

You know how he got it?

MAGIC

10/25/2007 2:52:16 PM

Honestly, why would he need to do this? The guy is loaded. He probably gets the pick of the litter anyway... unless he likes the "sporting" aspect of this..

Wasn't he married to Claudia Schiffer or whatever for a long time?

10/25/2007 2:53:27 PM

if she goes on a trip to an island paradise with him, she knew what the deal was

women are screaming rape way to often these days

10/25/2007 3:11:58 PM

David Copperfield should just use his magic to make himself hot as fuck, then he'd be off the hook.

10/25/2007 3:12:26 PM

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"Honestly, why would he need to do this? The guy is loaded. He probably gets the pick of the litter anyway..."

same could be said of this guy:

10/25/2007 5:52:06 PM