I suggest,

Since we are not going to a bowl game.....nor stand a very good chance of winning for the rest of the year. We make the most of what we have and just run different offense schemes....just to fuck with our opponents.

I have a list complied.


at Miami-FL

Wildcat Scheme, just whoever our running back is to pound like McFadden and cut like Felix Jones.

North Carolina

We will keep it real by switching to Florida's Spread offense. Evans/Beck will watch all the youtube highlights of Tim Tebow.

at Wake Forest

Navy's Triple Option. Run it like 50 times a game and we are golden.

Maryland

Hawaii's Shotgun only. Colt Brennan passed for 550 on 71 attempts, lets see what Evans/Beck can do when they pass for 71 times.

Of course,

There are other options.

We will be the team that totally totally dominates. One play we be operating out of the shotgun with 5 spread, then next play we are in the Flexbone.


We might not win a game but at least we will be on ESPN.

10/25/2007 2:41:13 PM

the obvious brilliance of making our football team learn an entirely new offensive strategy every week leads me to want to nominate you for lifetime head coach

10/25/2007 2:42:57 PM

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10/25/2007 2:43:26 PM

i prefer wins over espn

10/25/2007 2:44:00 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=400622

Oh, and besides the obvious idiocy of this plan, what impact do you think this douchebaggery would have on the stellar recruits sitting at home watching our games?

"So they don't even TRY to win anymore? Fuck that, I'm going elsewhere."

10/25/2007 2:53:35 PM

shut up Earl

And you need an offensive line to run those formations.

10/25/2007 3:04:58 PM

I honestly expected to see some Earl-esque play formations drawn up in here when I first clicked on it

10/25/2007 3:16:52 PM

hahahha attention....

10/25/2007 3:22:11 PM

ibtb.

10/25/2007 3:25:03 PM

Quote :

"We might not win a game but at least we will be on ESPN."

Even if we did this, why the fuck would it get us on ESPN - they do not pay attention to teams that suck unless they are UNC.

10/25/2007 3:40:38 PM

ibtstupidity

ah damnit, too late.

10/25/2007 3:40:52 PM

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Everytime I begin to think it's a stupid rule, someone makes a dumbass thread like this

10/25/2007 7:54:05 PM

Quote :

"North Carolina We will keep it real by switching to Florida's Spread offense. Evans/Beck will watch all the youtube highlights of Tim Tebow. at Wake Forest Navy's Triple Option. Run it like 50 times a game and we are golden."

ahahaha, gg. this was pretty funny.

10/25/2007 7:58:25 PM

all plans have failed

1/17/2008 9:43:39 PM