"quit looking at gay porn?"

-wdprice3

10/25/2007 2:52:27 PM

10/25/2007 2:57:36 PM

those are much better than asterisks.


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10/25/2007 2:58:21 PM

it is a thread about quotes after all

10/25/2007 2:59:22 PM

"nigga, my bike has flown."

10/25/2007 2:59:37 PM

"at least he was hot"

10/25/2007 3:00:09 PM

"i wish i could meet a girl named tater tot"

-dnl

10/25/2007 3:02:04 PM

Quote :

"I mean, seriously, WTF is an elephant?"

10/25/2007 3:04:25 PM

Quote :

"almost there, dnl! "

10/25/2007 3:07:42 PM

haha

10/25/2007 3:09:27 PM

"whatever the fuck is going on, ambrosia plz to continue"

-Chief

10/25/2007 3:12:37 PM

Quote :

"i fungered a girl with a crucifix once"

-poopface

10/25/2007 4:43:11 PM

Quote :

"Those are two separate clowns"

-dakota_man

10/25/2007 5:21:39 PM

Quote :

"haha. poor kids are gonna get raped"

-pttyndal

10/26/2007 10:39:06 AM

Quote :

"a ten minute hand job and this woulda never happened--jeez girls aren't even willing to get their hands dirty these days..."

-FykalJpn

10/28/2007 1:00:26 PM

Quote :

"click this link, it's awesome! www.2girls1cup.com"

I thought, based on this quote, that this link was really awesome.

10/28/2007 1:04:06 PM

^that's fucking nasty.

Quote :

"without words"

RD

10/28/2007 1:05:10 PM

epic lameness.

-Dad

10/29/2007 12:11:32 AM

i'm not black, if that's what you are referring to

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 12:13 AM. Reason : that guy is black too, haha]

10/29/2007 12:13:28 AM

Quote :

"I'll ogle 12-year-olds"

Quote :

"I'll look at 9-year-olds and think, "Damn, she's gonna be hot in a few years""

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 1:40 PM. Reason : ]

10/29/2007 1:40:19 PM

Quote :

"dnl wont let me fuck him"

Jen

10/29/2007 3:46:59 PM

Quote :

"i was a punk rawker now i'm just a faggot"

--GREEN JAY

11/1/2007 8:34:20 AM

"5*5=25=4am"

-ambrosia1231

11/6/2007 2:07:05 PM

Quote :

"Aren't you black? You can't make fun of me if you are black..."

- silchairsm

11/6/2007 2:15:57 PM

"sometimes i forget my bc pill...i figure it cant hurt...i mean 29/30 days will still stop it..."

-dnl

11/6/2007 2:51:55 PM

"runnin barefoot on fuzzy, soft grass > the feeling you get while cutting through excess laminate with scissors."

-Yoshiemaster

"there is always hot snatch at target [...] sometimes i like to go there and beat off in the bathroom"

-NCSUGimp

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 4:45 AM. Reason : &]

11/12/2007 4:37:41 AM

"shaving your ass requires some interesting shower time calisthenics. 9 times out of ten you will miss a tuft of hair at the top of your ass hole."

-bottombaby

11/12/2007 12:32:39 PM

OMG. I can't believe that I ended up in this thread.

11/12/2007 1:30:31 PM

"its easy to talk to women [...] cause they're people"

-Snewf

11/17/2007 2:00:57 AM

Quote :

"GET THE ROPE"

God

11/17/2007 2:07:11 AM

^^ nice

11/17/2007 3:29:04 AM

"we are all a little homo here on tww [no homo]"

-evan

11/17/2007 3:44:16 AM

ahaha

in on page 1

11/17/2007 4:12:35 AM

"make sure to get that tampon blood out of the lent trap"

-dnl

11/26/2007 10:35:59 PM

i bet fykal knows why tin foil and a microwave go batshit crazy

11/26/2007 10:41:05 PM

cause it acts like an antenna

11/26/2007 10:44:17 PM

so what does a microwave do when it hits food?

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 10:45 PM. Reason : what causes the sparks and fire?]

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 10:48 PM. Reason : elementz]

11/26/2007 10:45:29 PM

so what does a microwave do when it hits food?
it excites the water molecules

what causes the sparks and fire?
induced current

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 10:48 PM. Reason : &]

11/26/2007 10:47:27 PM

and the steam turns into fire?

11/26/2007 10:48:47 PM

the induced current cause the spark and whatever can burn does

11/26/2007 10:50:51 PM

how much steam will a 5 gallon bucket hold?

11/26/2007 10:54:13 PM

five gallons

11/26/2007 10:55:02 PM

"You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. [...] And you know what else? It was worth it."

-StillFurshia

11/26/2007 10:58:53 PM

^ Except that it's a line from a movie.

11/26/2007 10:59:49 PM

sure it is

11/26/2007 11:00:23 PM

It still makes a good quote out of context.

11/26/2007 11:01:15 PM

wat movie

11/26/2007 11:01:48 PM

Rushmore

11/26/2007 11:03:00 PM

"Well you spend these months on end packed in like sardines with you and a few hundred of your closest male comrades, and yes, latent homosexuality is there"

-chembob

11/26/2007 11:12:35 PM

"you could freeze some jizz beforehand."

ShinAntonio

11/26/2007 11:31:49 PM