I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me", I'm not a "heartbreaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I don't "fall in line", I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I "sweat profusely". But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school".

10/26/2007 1:25:30 PM

10/26/2007 1:26:13 PM

"maybe"

10/26/2007 1:30:09 PM

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10/26/2007 1:32:27 PM

i thought this looked familiar

10/26/2007 1:36:27 PM

10/26/2007 1:37:05 PM

i actually read it

10/26/2007 1:38:02 PM

even Mr. Joshua's was old

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10/26/2007 1:44:51 PM