This definitely needed it's own thread.

The eye is worse than ever and looks about 1-2 sneezes away from falling out.

I feel bad for him but damn...I guess some things aren't as cool as the other side of the pillow.

10/29/2007 7:31:15 PM

he went to unc and sucked dick and the homo's nutted in his eye and got an infection

























true story

10/29/2007 7:32:17 PM

whats worse:

scott's eyeball or the manly looking chick on during the day dana jacobson

10/29/2007 7:37:02 PM

scott's eyeball

10/29/2007 7:44:53 PM

10/29/2007 8:00:26 PM

i dont mind listening to dana

stu is a different story...

10/29/2007 8:12:35 PM

aha thanks.

Quote :

"Did anybody see Stuart Scott's crazy eye? I know it's been like that for a while, but in HD it just looked fake or something. Get his UNC ass off my tv please ESPN 10/29/2007 7:10:38 PM "

I woulda started it, but ya know, less than 1K posts

10/29/2007 9:05:10 PM

oh, he back

10/29/2007 9:14:07 PM

seriously i was thinking the same thing,
and why is the eye brown when he has black eyes

10/29/2007 9:39:04 PM

"and that is why i have a lazy eye"

10/30/2007 4:40:52 AM

it isn't so much that he has the glass eye, or the fact that he is by far the worst anchor on ESPN; it's just that the guy comes off as a huge ass-hole, everything I've ever heard about personal encounters with SS have verified this.

10/30/2007 7:32:49 AM

^I took a golf ball he hit in the woods two years ago at the Torry and Terrence Holt golf tournament. It barely went in the OB but he wasn't gonna go look for it. It was a Callaway...just thought I'd add that to the thread

needless to say I value the hat Torry signed much more than a golf ball SS lost

[Edited on October 30, 2007 at 8:05 AM. Reason : .]

10/30/2007 8:04:39 AM

In the postgame Steve Young said the Packers passed the "eyeball test" tonight and Stuart did a double take.

10/30/2007 8:14:32 AM

Is it fake?

10/30/2007 9:45:03 AM

frog ass looking mother fucker.

What did happen to his eye - was he born like that? I heard he got an infection and it died.

10/30/2007 11:53:58 AM

got hit in the eye with a football during training camp one year

10/30/2007 12:16:06 PM

With the Jets like 5 years ago.

No one even threw the ball, it came out of one of those Jugs machines and nailed him.

10/30/2007 12:17:54 PM

^Seriously?

Quote :

"I guess some things aren't as cool as the other side of the pillow."

lol

10/30/2007 1:19:25 PM

Quote :

"In 2002, Scott had been invited to join in the New York Jets pre-season training camp by head coach Herm Edwards. He was struck in the eye by a football that was launched from a machine during receiver drills, and had to undergo corneal surgery."

10/30/2007 1:19:33 PM

10/30/2007 1:40:28 PM

^ party at UNC??

10/30/2007 3:16:50 PM

no the party was later that night

10/30/2007 3:37:42 PM

Quote :

"In 2002, Scott had been invited to join in the New York Jets pre-season training camp by head coach Herm Edwards. He was struck in the eye by a "football" (projectile semen) that was launched from a "machine" (Herm Edwards' dong) during receiver drills, and had to undergo corneal surgery"

10/30/2007 3:39:25 PM

Quote :

"As a child he was attacked by a tiger and sustained irreparable eye damage. Although he recovered superbly from this childhood incident he still suffers persistent migraine headaches and poor vision. Some have contended that he was not attacked by a tiger, but instead was hit in the eye by a football at Jets camp, or that he was hit in the eye by a tennis ball launched from a machine. Still, most medical professionals believe he was just born with a really messed up eye."

via wiki.

hahahahahaha

12/17/2007 10:08:54 PM

I came in his eye so he could see me coming.

12/17/2007 10:36:27 PM

the video of him getting nailed square in the eye is some of the funniest shit ever caught on film

12/17/2007 10:40:00 PM

Tarheeeeel!

12/18/2007 2:06:06 AM

that annoying commercial with him singing gets on my nerves, he is way too high pitched

12/18/2007 2:21:00 AM

^^^ plz to post

12/18/2007 2:47:26 AM

12/18/2007 3:10:56 AM

how do you cut around the head so precisely? when i go into paint i pick the selection tool thing but i can only make rectangles or square selections

12/18/2007 3:44:01 AM

haha, this made my morning! GG kids

12/18/2007 9:05:28 AM

LOL

12/18/2007 1:38:49 PM

He is an ass, and not just because he is former Targirl, but also when he was here at the Jimmy V he walked around like he was King shit......His wife seemed nice though...

12/18/2007 2:49:36 PM

who knew

12/19/2007 7:43:14 PM

Yall stay classy wolfweb. Talking all this about a guy who is about to under-go chemo, hence the reason why he hasn't been on lately. He'll be back shortly, even while going through Chemo. I am sure his eyeball is the least of his concerns

12/20/2007 2:38:39 PM

stfu LetsBUTTFUCK

12/20/2007 4:12:16 PM

Karma....you treat people like shit....and it all comes back at you. Hope he recovers....

12/20/2007 5:12:23 PM

Quote :

"Yall stay classy wolfweb. Talking all this about a guy who is about to under-go chemo, hence the reason why he hasn't been on lately. He'll be back shortly, even while going through Chemo. I am sure his eyeball is the least of his concerns"

first off, nobody has mentioned OR made fun of him for having cancer

this thread was made before that announcement came out

so get off of your high horse

12/20/2007 5:24:58 PM

that is the fucking stupidest shit ever. (agreeing with ^)

12/20/2007 5:30:04 PM

i sincerely hope he gets better from his cancer/tumors.

but the crazy eye is here to stay and will be made fun of forever because of the circumstances in which he busted his eyeball.

12/20/2007 8:06:25 PM

did someone say tiger?

12/21/2007 1:08:15 AM

video?

12/21/2007 1:23:31 AM

STUART SCOTT IS A WEATHERMAN FOR WRAL!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCB-_oSEjVE

12/21/2007 10:03:40 AM

hahaha that's an interesting lil tidbit

12/21/2007 10:08:12 AM

That is actually pretty cool! Guess WRAL are Tarheel lovers just like the panthers...via pack pride.

12/23/2007 12:31:49 AM

I'm feeling you, Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!!
Holla at a playa when you see him in the street.
And The Lord said 'Ya got to rise UP!'
As cool as the other side of the pillow...
Boo-yah!

1/17/2008 3:45:56 AM