and you used to have chicks over?



What was the #1 line you used to always use when want to try to get 'em naked?

11/2/2007 10:05:26 AM

i'm getting ready to do a load of laundry... want me to wash your shirt and panties?

11/2/2007 10:05:52 AM

Let's compare boobies.

11/2/2007 10:06:01 AM

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"Remember when you got your first apartment and you used to have chicks over?"

No

11/2/2007 10:06:02 AM

BABY DO YOU WANT A MASSAAAAAAAAAAAGE

11/2/2007 10:08:02 AM

i've never had an apartment

11/2/2007 10:08:08 AM

i still live with my mom.

11/2/2007 10:08:15 AM

"First rule of the apartment is that girls have to be naked."

11/2/2007 10:09:21 AM

^^^^ damn you

I'm uploading the song now

11/2/2007 10:09:29 AM

11/2/2007 10:12:55 AM

Quote :

""First rule of the apartment is that girls have to be naked.""

That used to be the rule if you wanted to lay in my bed, no clothes under the covers

11/2/2007 10:42:10 AM

aha, I can't say all of that.

The only rules for my apartment are:
1. Don't break anything. (If you do break something, there had better be money in my hand in 5 minutes.....or whatever you broke had better be replaced by the next day.)
2. Be respectful to everyone else in the apartment (prevents fights).





other than that, I don't give a fuck. Hell, my fridge is even free territory.



aha, I can't count the number of times that girls have come over and just crawled into my bed to go to sleep (fully clothed).

*knock knock knock* As I open the door.
Her: Hey
Me: Sup
Her: It's been a long night. I need to crash
Me: ......
Her: SNOOOOOOOOOOORE
Me: Hey, that's my bed!!....
Her: I said SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Me: Oh dammit, not again

11/2/2007 10:49:13 AM

11/2/2007 10:50:10 AM

id just say that we should have a sleep-over....and then play dress up

11/2/2007 10:50:21 AM

Quote :

"What was the #1 line you used to always use when want to try to get 'em naked?"

wanna do it in ben's room?

11/2/2007 10:50:24 AM

I used to say "I have a 4 foot bong" when i lived in my first apartment in greenville...and people got naked many many many times. I think my boob-prints are still on the door on the inside of a closet in tar river estates.

11/2/2007 10:59:15 AM

Me: Yeah, so I was hanging out over at EMCE's house last night; just eatin his food.
Her: YOU KNOW EMCE!?
Me: Yeah, we go way back.
Her: Let's get nekkid!
Me: K, baby.

11/2/2007 11:55:17 AM

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

11/2/2007 11:57:03 AM

^^ aha. you would be surprised how often that's happened

11/2/2007 7:06:55 PM

funny story back in the day...


had a chick over, went back to my room for a little tube steak boogie, radio was on, really loud... during the middle of it the station started playing Feliz Navidad... my roomate walked by and knew exactly what was happening, knew I would just randomly crank up some mex

11/2/2007 7:09:18 PM

Uh, that was easy.

Me: You know what would be fun?
Them: What?
Me: Taking naked pictures.
Them: Oooo. . .do you have (body paint, liquid latex, other fun stuff)?
Me: If I don't, my roommate does.
Them: Awesome.

11/2/2007 7:09:29 PM

hot

11/2/2007 7:13:21 PM

I was suppose to invite people over?

11/2/2007 7:13:54 PM

hey baby, people tell me i'm hung like emce...

11/2/2007 7:17:45 PM

lets go swimming.

then, "i didn't bring a change of clothes".

it's always good to have an apartment beside of the pool.

11/2/2007 7:45:45 PM

you guys can get girls to get naked?!?!?

NO WAY!

11/2/2007 8:17:20 PM

bitch if you dont show me your tits i will fucking kill you

11/2/2007 8:26:39 PM

so that's how you got furshia nekkid...

11/2/2007 8:59:50 PM

hers are ginormous too...i'm not tit expert but at least like a double d i'm guessing

11/2/2007 9:12:09 PM

yeah, i've seen--i always imagined she had a big, floppy vag too

11/2/2007 9:14:26 PM

oh nah man...she does 2 hours of kegals a day

chick is a diamond cutter

11/2/2007 9:15:20 PM

me: so are we gonna do this, or what?

girl: do what?

me: fuck.

girl: ok!

11/2/2007 9:17:35 PM

haha, that's good to know...

11/2/2007 9:17:58 PM

I can't say I have had anyone over since moving into my apartment in August

The fact that I am on TWW on a Friday night speaks to this

11/2/2007 9:28:48 PM

i take solace in the fact that i can always get evan nekkid in a pinch

11/2/2007 9:37:18 PM

they just do it, no lines needed

11/2/2007 9:38:46 PM

Quote :

"chick is a diamond cutter"

that's not even what that means

11/2/2007 11:25:46 PM

^hahahahahahahahahafuckingha

11/2/2007 11:26:51 PM

Quote :

"Her: SNOOOOOOOOOOORE Me: Hey, that's my bed!!.... Her: I said SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE Me: Oh dammit, not again "

ahaha

11/2/2007 11:28:09 PM

Never had an apartment. Went from dorms to house.

But I would have used a line consisting of "Do you want me to wash your pants and jacket".

[Edited on November 2, 2007 at 11:57 PM. Reason : ]

11/2/2007 11:39:49 PM

The sun is set. The stars shine in the sky. The night air is tinged with anticipation. And it is time to meet the Continental.

11/3/2007 12:09:11 AM

Hey baby, I got some beer, chicken, and watermelon. Let's party.

[Edited on November 3, 2007 at 12:28 AM. Reason : l]

11/3/2007 12:28:23 AM