but i just took a shower and don't want to get all cummy, i shoot a lot

whatever shall i do

11/5/2007 3:24:50 PM

swallow?

11/5/2007 3:25:55 PM

SO WRONG

11/5/2007 3:32:50 PM

ummm...not jizz on yourself?

11/5/2007 3:33:21 PM

how is it possible to not jizz on yourself

11/5/2007 3:33:50 PM

lean forward. over the sink in your bathroom. like I showed you.

11/5/2007 3:35:00 PM

^jizz on someone else

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 3:35 PM. Reason : ^]

11/5/2007 3:35:05 PM

damnit, i thought you liked me

11/5/2007 3:36:08 PM

Quote :

"lean forward. over the sink in your bathroom. like I showed you."

But don't tell anyone else or you'll get in trouble! [/mr. herbert]

11/5/2007 3:38:46 PM

ive got perfected aim. Jizz on some tissue...like 4-5 tissues so its a bigger surface/thickness .


Or lay down a piece of paper and jizz on that. aim for right in the middle.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 3:42 PM. Reason : x]

11/5/2007 3:40:12 PM

Quote :

"how is it possible to not jizz on yourself"

are you new to this?

11/5/2007 3:40:37 PM

or into a cup/sock/anything else you can think of

11/5/2007 3:41:18 PM

^^everybody has got to start sometime.

11/5/2007 3:43:53 PM

I like laying on my back and shooting straight up in the air

Then see how many Mississipppi's I can count to before it comes down and hits me

My record is 6

11/5/2007 3:44:51 PM

just use an old shirt as your skeet rag.

11/5/2007 3:45:45 PM

Quote :

"just use an old shirtyour girlfriend as your skeet rag"

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 3:49 PM. Reason : quote]

11/5/2007 3:49:06 PM

going inside a woman is one of the single best feelings in the world.

11/5/2007 3:49:57 PM

^ its not better than having her literally suck it out of your dick...and then proceed to swallow it x

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 3:50 PM. Reason : x]

11/5/2007 3:50:32 PM

^ok, second best cause you are damn right about that one

11/5/2007 3:52:01 PM

going inside all over a woman is one of the single best feelings in the world.

IMO

11/5/2007 3:52:48 PM

I wouldve kissed her afterwards, but thats just plain nasty.

11/5/2007 3:53:06 PM

Quote :

"I like laying on my back and shooting straight up in the air Then see how many Mississipppi's I can count to before it comes down and hits me My record is 6"

you're a damned liar.

terminal velocity is 32 ft. per second....

10 ft. ceilings preclude that you couldn't count to 6, no matter how fast you counted.

11/5/2007 4:00:50 PM

skeet all over some girls butt cheeks


or stomach


or tits

awesome!

11/5/2007 4:02:24 PM

^^wrong

acceleration due to gravity is 32 ft. per second per second

terminal velocity in air depends on the object, etc. usually 100+ mph

11/5/2007 4:03:42 PM

ah yall are dorks

I count real fast and I have 10 foot ceilings

11/5/2007 4:04:41 PM

i thought it was closer to 200 than that

11/5/2007 4:05:53 PM

^^^not wrong, he has 10 ft. ceilings - he'd never get to terminal velocity outright, only experience acceleration due to gravity of 32 ft/sec. minus the drag coefficient
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_velocity

11/5/2007 4:07:42 PM

you're pretty sick chubbs

11/5/2007 4:09:11 PM

heh
chubbs

11/5/2007 4:10:34 PM

right so to get to 6 seconds he would accelerate from 0 to what 192 feet per second

so he'd have to skeet about 20-30 feet in the air

11/5/2007 4:11:23 PM

its not 6 seconds when I count to 6 Mississippi

probly more like 3 or 3 and a half

11/5/2007 4:13:33 PM

Quote :

"going inside a woman is one of the single best feelings in the world. ^ its not better than having her literally suck it out of your dick...and then proceed to swallow it"

both feel amazing!!

Quote :

"going inside all over a woman is one of the single best feelings in the world. IMO"

doesn't feel as good but looks pretty damn cool

11/5/2007 4:14:15 PM

Only on TWW can a debate about terminal velocity break out in a discussion about jerking it.

11/5/2007 4:17:43 PM

11/5/2007 4:20:30 PM

^^how the fuck would you even know?

11/5/2007 4:23:06 PM

Quote :

"going inside a woman is one of the single best feelings in the world."

11/5/2007 4:23:19 PM

Quote :

"Only on TWW can a debate about terminal velocity break out in a discussion about jerking it."

but interestingly without somehow noting that a jerk is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time

Quote :

"terminal velocity"

What the fuck, man? That has nothing to do with this situation: the jizz wouldn't even come close to traveling fast enough to require a discussion on terminal velocity.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 4:29 PM. Reason : .]

11/5/2007 4:25:21 PM

^you should really just stfu forever
really.

Quote :

"What the fuck, man? That has nothing to do with this situation: the jizz wouldn't even come close to traveling fast enough to require a discussion on terminal velocity."

yes it does...the fact that dude said he used teh standard vocalization of "1 second" and counted to "6 seconds" with an acceleration of 32ft./sec. does bring Terminal Velocity into the discussion as not being possible, for that is what he claimed to be capable of, expressed through his verbal equation.

11/5/2007 4:27:06 PM

agreed.


she is the lamest poster ever

11/5/2007 4:27:27 PM

god stillfuchsia why you gotta be such a third derivative of position

11/5/2007 4:28:51 PM

I ain't, B

these cunts sure are, though

11/5/2007 4:29:37 PM

^^^history in the making - we agree on something.

11/5/2007 4:29:48 PM

11/5/2007 4:29:57 PM

hey Fuchsia, I already got the terminal velocity covered. thanks for playing

11/5/2007 4:31:07 PM

you obviously care more than i do... le sigh .

11/5/2007 4:31:13 PM

^^ I saw that, but he tried to refute what you said. I just wanted him to know that he's still wrong, that's all.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 4:32 PM. Reason : ]

11/5/2007 4:32:04 PM

stillfurshia


and i agree, going INSIDE is one of the best feelings in the world... either in the mouth OR other places


this maneuver was successfully executed - dasani bottles are handy for something.

11/5/2007 4:32:55 PM

i havent fapped in 3 days now...i'm saving myself for still furshia yep yep

11/5/2007 4:33:09 PM

^^^ah didn't read that. thanks

11/5/2007 4:33:56 PM

ewww dude. you would fuck that cow> ?

11/5/2007 4:34:06 PM