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11/6/2007 9:41:01 PM

I once read Anthem from cover to cover on a toilet.

11/6/2007 11:14:46 PM

It might take 30-45 minutes, but I wouldn't have to take another dump for a good 3-4 days.

I don't think that's too healthy though

11/7/2007 12:02:59 AM

^^so did I!

11/7/2007 12:05:57 AM

i like reading in the shower while warm/hot water is running.

11/7/2007 12:12:31 AM

i never feel the need to take a shit when in a public place...but once i get back to the place it hits me.

11/7/2007 1:27:57 AM

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"I once read Anthem from cover to cover on a toilet. "

11/7/2007 9:17:53 AM

So I had an emergency shit that was going be coming out with the force of a small child this morning.. every guys bathroom in the building was occupied.. SO what do I do? Yes, yes, I blew up the womens restroom Not only that, but someone was beating on the door by the time I got done. I also managed to stop it up from the shear amount of shit (stopped up on courtesy flush). I'm sure the girls loved seeing me walk out of the bathroom and going in to find their toilet stopped up

11/7/2007 9:20:40 AM

depends, sometimes 2 min or less sometimes 10-15.... 30... would be assplosions and holocaust level horrors coming out of the backside...

11/7/2007 9:22:58 AM

pooping is my time to talk on the phone. I am usually undisturbed, and my dumps are just long enough for a decent phone convo. Although yesterday when i was talking to this girl I am interested in while I am scoobying, my roommate rushes in the bathroom and flushes the toilet on me so the girl can hear. "Ewwww, are you on the toilet while you are talking to me?"

11/7/2007 9:38:25 AM

i never talk on the phone (or to anyone for that matter) while taking a dump. it ruins my concentration

11/7/2007 9:40:05 AM

I just farted in my office. OH MY FUCKING GOD.

You know it's bad when you can't stand your own brand.

11/7/2007 9:41:14 AM

I like my own brand. I don't know why, but it is kind of pleasing to know that I have the power to produce something that foul

11/7/2007 9:47:59 AM

^^^^ That is wrong on so many levels.

11/7/2007 9:56:12 AM

pooping is sacred time. Let a mofo sit on the throne, and shit in peace!!

11/7/2007 10:06:12 AM

why rush a good thing?

11/7/2007 10:09:13 AM

I am no doubt most at peace on the shitter.

On a side note, this girl once told me that butt sex just feels like taking a really big dump. Wierd, I know. Just food for thought. Slut.

11/7/2007 10:36:51 AM

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"I once read Anthem from cover to cover on a toilet."

It's definitely short enough to.

11/7/2007 10:47:27 AM

I just took a 1.5 to 2 footer in probably 3.5 minutes. BAM

11/12/2007 5:04:22 PM

Just shat 2 ft, i'm almost sure.


I was not there more than 5 min, more like 4.

11/15/2007 2:37:19 PM