Sooo... I've never been to a football game (mostly b/c I just transferred to State this semester), and I'm going to this weekend's game

The question is: how easy is it to sneak booze into the stadium?

Can I just put airplane bottles in my bra or fill an empty perfume bottle with liquor, or do I need to be more sneaky? How do you get the hooch into the game? Also, how serious is it if you get caught?

[Edited on November 8, 2007 at 2:04 PM. Reason : can't spell]

11/8/2007 2:01:52 PM

good luck :\

11/8/2007 2:03:18 PM

I wouldn't post about it on here.

11/8/2007 2:03:49 PM

Pregame dumbass.

11/8/2007 2:04:20 PM

Rectally/Vaginally.

11/8/2007 2:05:05 PM

wow

11/8/2007 2:05:18 PM

doh, how about just give your ticket to an actual fan.

11/8/2007 2:05:23 PM

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"I've never been to a football game"

wouldn't you want to remember it, then?

11/8/2007 2:05:50 PM

^^ what makes you think I'm not a fan?

11/8/2007 2:07:17 PM

Cowboy boots. I can fit 12 airplane bottles in mine and it doesn't set off a metal detector.

11/8/2007 2:08:40 PM

I've known a lot of folks who've never been to a game.

Best thing to do is to get knackered in the parking lot before the game. Go out at halftime and repeat. But if you must, airplane bottles. Just be prepared to suffer the consequences...and they are a lot more stringent about searching you these days compared to when I first started going to games. That said, I've walked up to the gate and thrown my empty in the trash before walking in.

11/8/2007 2:08:54 PM

How cavernous your vagina is would probably be the only limiting factor of how much booze you can get in. But really, I've never taken booze into the game, but I imagine airplane bottles shoved down your pants would probably be the best way. Even then you may go through a very thorough checkpoint with an overzealous searcher, or you could get lucky with a guy who just takes your word for it that there's nothing in your pockets. It's hit and miss.

11/8/2007 2:10:14 PM

If you're a girl, they will not pat your chest down. Just wear something a little loose and either tape the bottles/flask to the inside of your sweater or hold it between your boobs, if you've got the means to do that.

[Edited on November 8, 2007 at 2:11 PM. Reason : x]

11/8/2007 2:10:57 PM

If they find it, they'll just tell you you can't take it in, and you won't get in until you get rid of it.

11/8/2007 2:11:29 PM

^ but they won't void my ticket or anything?

11/8/2007 2:12:37 PM

Not that I know of. Plead ignorance.

11/8/2007 2:16:11 PM

A) I'm basing my previous comment off of this being your first game and B) you get caught inside the stadium with it and you'll get kicked out.

11/8/2007 2:19:13 PM

Just fucking pregame and then go in and enjoy the game. Drink afterwards to celebrate.

Stop being a fucking alchy. 3 hours without alcohol will not kill you, I promise.

11/8/2007 2:20:57 PM

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"^^ what makes you think I'm not a fan?"

Haha maybe the fact that your profile says you are 23 and never been?

Maybe just maybe that is it.

11/8/2007 2:22:00 PM

^^Don't speak too soon. 3 hours is a bitch of a time to go without alcohol, especially if you've already got a decent buzz on.

[Edited on November 8, 2007 at 2:22 PM. Reason : redirect]

11/8/2007 2:22:26 PM

I would much rather drink a little bit constantly than get plastered before hand and then sober up while I'm watching...

11/8/2007 2:23:50 PM

^^agreed

[Edited on November 8, 2007 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .]

11/8/2007 2:24:10 PM

Thats how I do it. Sip, sip, sip all day long>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chug, chug, chug all at once

11/8/2007 2:25:03 PM

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" Haha maybe the fact that your profile says you are 23 and never been? Maybe just maybe that is it."

what part of "I just transferred here" do you not get?

11/8/2007 2:27:52 PM

Oh well then that's a little different.

But I guess it's just because I have been going to games since I was born.

11/8/2007 2:29:41 PM

hmm...let's see. There have been 5 other football games at home this year. *scratches head*

11/8/2007 2:30:15 PM

^^ neither of my parents watch sports (those dirty hippies), so the sports I watch now I've picked up since graduating from high school.

11/8/2007 2:32:39 PM

I got my drink and my two step
my drink and my two step
got my drink and my two step
my drink and my two step
It's on, it's on, it's on and I'm home
get the patron and tell them that it's on

11/8/2007 2:34:27 PM

Have you considered the option of going to the game without trying to get drunk then?

I like to get my drink on as much as the next guy, but it just seems silly to bend over backwards just so you have a little vodka to splash in your coke to enable you to have fun at the game.

Either way, go and cheer loud all game long, drinks or no drinks.

11/8/2007 2:43:31 PM

I know the thing is this for me: I don't find football games in the least entertaining unless I'm tipsy.

If I stay sober, I'll go do something I like more.

11/8/2007 2:49:02 PM

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"what part of "I just transferred here" do you not get?"

you've still had almost a full season.

11/8/2007 2:49:16 PM

THIS IS WHAT I HATE

been here 4 years and didnt get a ticket to the game and have been to EVERY SINGLE GAME every year.

then some girl who transfers and hasnt been to any game this season gets a ticket before me...

its GAY GAY GAY

11/8/2007 2:52:48 PM

^ don't hate the player, hate the game, B.

So I'm not supposed to foster an appreciation for my school's teams? Just because I haven't been to a game, I'm not supposed to go to them at all? Gotta start somewhere.

11/8/2007 3:06:43 PM

lol. honestly, if we were 0-9 right now and playing someone other than carolina, would you go?

11/8/2007 3:08:26 PM

^Sure. This happens to be the first weekend that State has had a home game that I have not been out of town or busy. It's cool that it happens to be UNC, but that also sorta sucks, because I was only able to get one ticket, and might have to go by myself.

11/8/2007 3:10:32 PM

bttt for the night crew... any other suggestions on good ways to take alcohol into the stadium? I know you people do it...

11/8/2007 5:52:24 PM

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"3 hours is a bitch of a time to go without alcohol, especially if you've already got a decent buzz on."

If you go in with a buzz, it sucks to crash midway through the third quarter with nothing to sustain it.

I don't really get as ripped at football games anymore, but airplane bottles are your best bet. I think someone said wear a loose shirt and stick 'em in your bra, that sounds as good an idea as any. They never really patted students down when I was at [name of school down the road redacted] - just checked bags and all that - so I don't know how much they search students here. Plus you can always leave at halftime, drink, and come back.

[Edited on November 8, 2007 at 6:15 PM. Reason : leave at halftime]

11/8/2007 6:14:50 PM

seriously, if you're that worried about alcohol just stay at home and watch it on tv so you can drink all you want. Don't be that guy that acts like an idiot and receives a police escort.

11/8/2007 6:24:52 PM

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"Rectally/Vaginally."

I can help with this

11/8/2007 6:48:10 PM