I bought a phone off ebay. The forgot to empty their texts. Found thisFrom: Markwhen u spread your hot tight pussy lips and I fill your pot with my pulsating meat over and over again...[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 12:59 AM. Reason : 7:02PM Oct 19]
11/9/2007 12:58:34 AM
lololololololololwhats his ebay name?
11/9/2007 12:59:02 AM
That's pretty damn silly of them.
11/9/2007 12:59:24 AM
Doesn't matter, as this is clearly his girl's/ex-girl's phone (seller's name was mark; most of the texts are from mark)Fr: Markleaving hotel12:31am Oct 20Fr: MarkI am here12:53 Oct 20^I will admit I've done something similar. humandrive washed his phone, so I gave him my old one. Which had texts and emails from when my bf and I started dating. I got a lovely text: "you forgot to delete your old texts. GG"[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:01 AM. Reason : ldfjk]
11/9/2007 1:00:27 AM
what's the number
11/9/2007 1:00:44 AM
pulsating meat post more]
11/9/2007 1:01:24 AM
^^I didn't feel like writing it down when going and putting mine in.There are only 16 texts in the inbox. Here's #15Fr: Jill & BrianFEMALES PRAYER: As he lays me down 2 hit, i pray his dick aint small as shit & if his dick aint long & think, i pray he's good at lickn clit. Amen2:40pm Oct 19[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:03 AM. Reason : flj]
11/9/2007 1:01:51 AM
haha this thread is useless without pics
11/9/2007 1:02:38 AM
Those can be arranged, but not tonight.OH GOD 100 texts in the sent folder[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:04 AM. Reason : oh man.][Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:05 AM. Reason : jesus this woman was CLINGY i hope she's an ex.]
11/9/2007 1:03:42 AM
11/9/2007 1:05:21 AM
" i put on my robe and wizard hat "
11/9/2007 1:06:19 AM
11/9/2007 1:06:24 AM
Oh wow. I do have the numbers.Hmm...they are/were married, not together often, she was working at hard rock cafe, and his mom broke her leg in two places.[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:07 AM. Reason : what i've gotten so far]Heh. From the drafts folder: To: MarkHow do you expect me to sit patiently when you are treating me like this9:15am Jan 19[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 1:09 AM. Reason : aslkj]
11/9/2007 1:06:58 AM
Apparently they text one another enough to give you pretty significant insights into their lives...The only texts I ever send/receive are things like "k i'm here", "where are you", "sup"... that sort of thing.
11/9/2007 1:12:06 AM
I like to write novels that go into details about my personal life when I txt.
11/9/2007 1:14:24 AM
OH HELLshe's left gmail on here with her username filled in. So far, I have all the phone numbers in the call record, text messages, her gmail handle, her hubby/bf/whatever's phone email addy, and 22 (boring) pictures that I can't access yet. (I have picture mail, but my phone is trying to tell me I don't)...Wow.
11/9/2007 1:16:48 AM
That's plenty nuff information to blackmail them for a decent amount of money...
11/9/2007 5:29:56 AM
"fill ur pot"ahahhahah
11/9/2007 7:11:23 AM
this is fucking awesome [Edited on November 9, 2007 at 7:17 AM. Reason : huh]
11/9/2007 7:16:01 AM
11/9/2007 7:23:26 AM
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11/9/2007 7:35:55 AM
This is legendary
11/9/2007 7:43:59 AM
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11/9/2007 7:47:32 AM
Can you figure out their cell phone number?
11/9/2007 9:56:04 AM
11/9/2007 10:30:04 AM
wait a little bit
11/9/2007 10:33:52 AM
you'd better be careful with what you "transmit electronically". even though its your phone now i wouldnt post anything that could identify the people or cause anyone to be able to contact them who otherwise wouldnt without info you give them. it will be hard to get a job after your court dates, (see: jackleg's record)also i'd be careful with stuff with that gmail with the password filled in, especially if you give out any infojust dont wanna see anyone get in trouble for crossing the line. but first names and the emails that are already in there, those should be legal (and funny)
11/9/2007 10:36:59 AM
btttttttttt this really needs updates
11/13/2007 7:00:35 AM
this is relevant to my interests
11/13/2007 7:54:31 AM
I got one off ebay back in the day it had a bunch of shit on it saying how he couldnt wait to get home and skull fuck this girl shit was funny!
11/13/2007 7:57:31 AM
^^^Okay From drafts:To: Mark9:15am Fri Jan 19How do you expect me to sit patiently when you are treating me like this---If I ever post any phone numbers, it will be a very long time from now.
11/19/2007 8:56:29 PM
11/19/2007 9:14:20 PM
its almost been 2 years are you ever going to post those numbers?
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7/28/2009 1:37:43 PM
^^^lol the phone is long gone
7/28/2009 2:05:40 PM