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Signs from the Simpsons
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Springfield Auto Show. We salute the American worker. Now 61% drug
free!

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. As seen on 60 minutes.

Blood donors needed. We buy blood. Turkey day special $12.00.

The Lucky Stiff funeral home. "We put the fun in funeral"

Stinking Fish Realty. With a name this bad, We've got to be good.

Toxic Waste. Do not eat.

Happy Hour: 5:00 to 5:30.

Give a hoot! Read a book.

Home Security Trust. We're not a Saving & Loan.

Grandma's World. For the old lady in all of us.

Merry Widow Insurance Co.

New Bedlam. Rest home for the emotionally interesting.

Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn. We're now Rat-Free! Little Miss Springfield
pageant tonight!

I can't believe it's a law firm!

Ladies night. Unescorted ladies drink free.

Krusty's non-narkotik kough syrup for kids.

Springfield Martial Arts Academy. Springfield mall - next to
Shakespeare's fried chicken.

Yiddle's. Practical jokes, magic tricks, and medical supplies.

Discount Lion Safari. If you can find a cheaper lion, you must be in
Africa.

Clumsy Student Movers.

Who's to know motel.

Get a mammogram, man!

Jittery Joe's Coffee Shop.

Prohibition got you down? Drink Doctor Duff's health tonic.

Friends don't let friends drive. It's always time for Duff.

The Krusty home pregnancy test. Warning: May cause birth defects!

Krusty brand sulfuric acid.

Springfield Retirement Castle. Where the elderly can hide from the
inevitable.

Wall E. Weasel's (pizza place). We cram fun down your throat.

Springfield Penitentiary. America's fastest growing prison.

Native American Ice Cream (formerly "Big Chief Crazy Cone")

Springfield Mystery Spot. Where logic takes a holiday and all laws of
nature are meaningless.

Diz-Nee-Land. Not affiliated with Disneyland, Disney World, or
anything else from the Walt Disney Company.

Springfield Sperm Bank. Put your sperm in our hands.

Entering Badlands. High-speed chases use diamond lane.

Simply Shoes and athletic equipment, and active wear.

Temple Beth Springfield. Rabbi Hyman Krustofski. This Saturday:
"Coping with Christmas"
VHS Village. Formerly the beta barn.

Veterans of popular wars.

Video Tapes: Football's greatest injuries.

Cathedral of the Downtown: Archbishop Carries Less Than $20

Krusty's non toxic Kologne. Warning: use in a well-ventilated area.
May stain furniture. May cause chemical burns.

Pool Sharks: Where the Buyer is our Chum

Gummy bears--candy that hibernates in your colon

Springfield Psychiatric Center--"Because there may not be bugs on you"

11/12/2007 11:27:34 AM

where are all the ones from the school and the church? those are usually the best

11/12/2007 11:32:07 AM

Attn: users with less than 10 posts.

11/12/2007 11:37:04 AM

Attn: trolls.

11/12/2007 11:45:34 AM

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11/12/2007 11:46:01 AM

How could you forget Blood Bath and Beyond?

11/12/2007 11:53:12 AM

You've got to be kidding.

11/12/2007 11:59:09 AM