I feel bad for those who cannot have more than one at a time.

Remember folks, an orgasm a day keeps the stress away!

11/13/2007 12:31:19 AM

i'm gonna go take a shower now

11/13/2007 12:32:00 AM

^^True

11/13/2007 12:33:16 AM

whatever makes you feel better about being a whore.

11/13/2007 12:33:54 AM

^You != all knowing, or close to it.

11/13/2007 12:34:37 AM

tell me how many guys you've been with...and then tell me you're not a whore.

11/13/2007 12:35:33 AM

She's been with one.


[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 12:36 AM. Reason : kern, don't be mad at me ]

11/13/2007 12:36:15 AM

KTHXU

11/13/2007 12:36:53 AM

LIES

11/13/2007 12:37:26 AM

And never mind that there doesn't even have to be anyone else involved to get off

11/13/2007 12:37:52 AM

what it feels like for a girl

11/13/2007 12:38:04 AM

Now if you asked how many pillows I'd been with then yes, I am a pillow whore. aha

11/13/2007 12:38:33 AM

so, you've been with one guy...and sucked like 44 dicks ?

11/13/2007 12:39:08 AM

ok i really am going to take a shower now

11/13/2007 12:39:35 AM

now if we could just get to her use the pillows that aren't still for sale at pottery barn

11/13/2007 12:39:39 AM

I've only handled dicks previous to my one in the jackpot experience....no oral!

I'm clean!

11/13/2007 12:40:21 AM

I dunno about that whole orgasms being a gift from god. Cleanup of the aftermath ain't no fun.

11/13/2007 12:41:46 AM

Well sex clean up is easy if you keep a shag blanket around ahha

For women the solo clean up is simple too!

11/13/2007 12:42:33 AM

Quote :

"I dunno about that whole orgasms being a gift from god. Cleanup of the aftermath ain't no fun."

Dude. Socks.

Not only do they catch it, you've got something to wipe up any extra with, and getting the socks clean is a very simple matter.

^Until you bring squirting into the equation.

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 12:43 AM. Reason : ldkj]

11/13/2007 12:42:47 AM

God

hahahaha

11/13/2007 12:43:16 AM

lollers Luckily I don't squirt, I just get juicy.

11/13/2007 12:44:16 AM

I prefer showers

11/13/2007 12:45:24 AM

the golden or the everyday variety?

11/13/2007 12:46:15 AM

I kinda got this thing about seein' how far I can shoot

11/13/2007 12:46:16 AM

my bad, i was thinking of shawna when i called you a whore.


My b, my b

11/13/2007 1:00:50 AM

^^^ the first person that pisses on me is getting shot in the chest

11/13/2007 1:01:51 AM

I kinda like how you stir that pot.

11/13/2007 1:02:19 AM

11/13/2007 1:06:15 AM

Quote :

"my bad, i was thinking of shawna when i called you a whore. My b, my b "

A whore is someone who fucks everyone but you?

11/13/2007 1:09:12 AM

as a subset of everyone, i would like to add my name to that roster

11/13/2007 1:12:22 AM

Quote :

"A whore is someone who fucks everyone but you?"

i swear i have seen this very same disscussion somewhere before...

11/13/2007 1:13:18 AM

^^More like your mom

11/13/2007 1:14:09 AM

aww, there's the shawna we know and love...

11/13/2007 1:15:15 AM

fuck, i need to get laid.

11/13/2007 1:25:59 AM

two words:

sex towel

11/13/2007 1:30:10 AM

shawna.. i dont know you personally but I heard you get around....from a legit source

stop spreading dem legs girl

11/13/2007 2:00:37 AM

Quote :

"Remember folks, an orgasm a day keeps the stress away! "

def words to live by

11/13/2007 4:17:46 AM

11/13/2007 8:50:51 AM

so, Kiwi's morning was as good as mine?

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 9:02 AM. Reason : ]

11/13/2007 9:01:52 AM

^^


"Why don't you go ahead and take a seat"

11/13/2007 9:14:57 AM

^^


"Why don't you go ahead and take a seat"

11/13/2007 9:16:00 AM

damnit....alright my internet fucks up, so sorry for the double post

11/13/2007 9:16:35 AM

But it makes sense though.

11/13/2007 9:23:21 AM

Quote :

"shawna.. i dont know you personally but I heard you get around....from a legit source stop spreading dem legs girl "

Yeah I have sex maybe once a year. I'm such a whore...

I'd love to hear what else your "legit source" had to say.

11/13/2007 11:20:13 AM

11/13/2007 11:23:36 AM

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

11/13/2007 11:27:28 AM

so ummm, lets like... do it or something

11/13/2007 11:31:06 AM

Sex is so...awkward.

11/13/2007 11:33:54 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnaw7DI1A1g

how this hasn't been flagged yet is beyond me.

11/13/2007 11:35:14 AM

Boobies!!

11/13/2007 11:36:54 AM