Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
so why don't more guys learn?
I don't LOVE cooking, but I do cook well.
I've scored many a relationship, just b/c of being able to cook and making conversation during.
Also, why don't more girls know how to cook? 11/14/2007 12:55:20 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
man shut the hell up with dumb ass cliche shit 11/14/2007 12:55:46 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
i completely agree with this thread
my cooking skillz have proven themselves multiple times to multiple dates
and it never fails to impress
i can cook verrrry well. 11/14/2007 12:57:21 AM |
Snewf All American 63360 Posts user info edit post |
yeah my good cooking is one of the things that sustains my relationship 11/14/2007 12:58:11 AM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
Lucky1 told me that have to take cooking classes when I graduate. I happily obliged! 11/14/2007 12:58:24 AM |
tripleD4u All American 6247 Posts user info edit post |
I thought this thread was about meth 11/14/2007 1:00:10 AM |
Snewf All American 63360 Posts user info edit post |
why don't more people know how to cook already? 11/14/2007 1:01:32 AM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
^^ it especially applies to meth.
Quote : | "man shut the hell up with dumb ass cliche shit" |
yes, even you, the garbage man of food, could score women by developing your skillz in the kitchen.
[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 1:02 AM. Reason : eh ]11/14/2007 1:01:45 AM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
Seotaji is into some deep shit....
pun intended 11/14/2007 1:03:10 AM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
girls just want some good dick.
if you can cook ... thats a plus. If you cant... o well, it doesnt factor that much into keeping a girl on yo dick. 11/14/2007 1:05:02 AM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
NC86... You should have just made your screen name FNG 11/14/2007 1:06:42 AM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
that doesnt even make sense nukka
[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 1:09 AM. Reason : x] 11/14/2007 1:08:47 AM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "girls just want some good dick. " |
that's just a given.11/14/2007 1:10:54 AM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
im just saying.... being able to cook doesnt really matter. 11/14/2007 1:14:23 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18964 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "why don't more girls know how to cook?" |
11/14/2007 1:15:32 AM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "being able to cook doesnt really matter." |
it really does. i mean penis aside, you gotta want to hang around the poor soul that you are trying to split apart in the bedroom. otherwise, what's the point.
[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 1:29 AM. Reason : i'm really not too down with casual sex.]11/14/2007 1:29:36 AM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
newsflash we can cook some good shit 11/14/2007 1:38:36 AM |
hollister All American 1498 Posts user info edit post |
Cooking together is sexy. And a man who cooks tends to be attuned to sensuality. But - you'd better learn how to cook healthy food in normal portions, otherwise you'll end up with a porker. 11/14/2007 1:40:37 AM |
datman All American 4812 Posts user info edit post |
hell yea, they do
and i got the job done 11/14/2007 1:59:01 AM |
DPK All American 2390 Posts user info edit post |
I'm a guy and like to cook. So I don't know what you're talking about.
Mostly because there's something satisfying about eating whatever creation I can come up w/ random ingredients. There're alot of guys I know that are actually better than women at cooking. 11/14/2007 2:07:47 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I got MAD cooking skillz...but they haven't earned me much lay. 11/14/2007 2:07:56 AM |
hollister All American 1498 Posts user info edit post |
women tend to like men who shower regularly, too 11/14/2007 2:09:21 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
errry day nigga 11/14/2007 2:13:09 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
theres a million things girls like, cooking is not anywhere near the top of that list 11/14/2007 2:16:56 AM |
hollister All American 1498 Posts user info edit post |
okay, stinko man. 11/14/2007 2:20:23 AM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
I really want to get into cooking more. I realized that the food I make tastes better than the crap that I can get anywhere else. It is especially delicious when everything in it is home made.
I just bought a skillet tonight and am going to season it later this week.
After that it is time for CORN BREAD!!! >:E 11/14/2007 2:43:25 AM |
DPK All American 2390 Posts user info edit post |
^ Get the bacon going! Make up some bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits. Throw in some sausage and you got yourself one hell of a delicious artery clogger. Mmmm....
Throw in some hash on the side and damn... alright... I'm going to Harris Teeter right now. 11/14/2007 4:18:27 AM |
BoondockSt All American 2354 Posts user info edit post |
cooking is a solid alternative skill to bring out when they least expect it
....most girls would think you're gay as hell if you just bragged about your cooking skills, but if you break them out at a clutch moment they can be a deal-breaker 11/14/2007 7:59:39 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "....most girls would think you're gay as hell if you just bragged about your cooking skills," |
yeah, not really
at all11/14/2007 8:29:09 AM |
BoondockSt All American 2354 Posts user info edit post |
^ if you went around merely talking about how good you could cook, most girls wouldn't give a shit
Much more effective if you shut your ass up and cook at the right time without her knowing you actually can....then it makes a real impact without you sounding like an Emeril wannabe 11/14/2007 9:09:44 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
there should be cooking classes at state 11/14/2007 9:16:11 AM |
BoondockSt All American 2354 Posts user info edit post |
^ agreed, you'd be guaranteed to fill out every section you offered 11/14/2007 9:24:21 AM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I just bought a skillet tonight and am going to season it later this week." |
BEST THING EVER
I received one for xmas, soooooooo awesome.11/14/2007 9:55:09 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.cookingforengineers.com
What is a skillet used for, specifically?
[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 11:03 AM. Reason : skillet] 11/14/2007 11:03:09 AM |
DPK All American 2390 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 11:36 AM. Reason : I'm the baby! Gotta love me!]
11/14/2007 11:34:47 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
cooking skills definitely help 11/14/2007 11:38:24 AM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "What is a skillet used for, specifically?" |
browning, saute, fry, defending your home, etc... anything you want.
[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 11:42 AM. Reason : hell, i bagged a lesbian b/c of my cooking.]11/14/2007 11:41:26 AM |
4nik8r All American 801 Posts user info edit post |
My great-grandmother passes her recipes down to my grandmother, who passes it down to my mother, who passes it down to me. I am a guy.
Does this make any sense to you?
I think that being a guy that can cook can obvious lead to more orgasms. But there has to be a slight feeling of pride from women in that men are in the kitchen more now than ever. They tricked you inot believing it was great, when it was more about not wanting to do it themseves. And they even have the "thing": a girl can tell a guy to cook, and it's cool. A guy tells a girl to cook, and he gets, "OMG. You don't talk to me that way. I am not your servant." Then you have to shake them until they comply.......it's all difficult. 11/14/2007 12:16:59 PM |
skankinande All American 28213 Posts user info edit post |
I can cook but my girl can cookmuch better than me so I dont mind washing the dishes. 11/14/2007 12:22:53 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
I can cook pretty well
But my kitchen is so disgusting that I don't usually cook there
Let alone cook and talk to a girl 11/14/2007 12:27:09 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "hell, i bagged a lesbian b/c of my cooking" |
well, that settles it
time to sharpen up my skilz11/14/2007 12:28:35 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My great-grandmother passes her recipes down to my grandmother, who passes it down to my mother, who passes it down to me. " |
That's awesome a lot of the recipes on my dad's side skip his generation because his mom had all boys, so I have to learn all that stuff from my grandparents who I don't really like.11/14/2007 12:46:43 PM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
i wish i had recipes to pass down. i did a stint at les halles and couple of other joints, so i absorbed as much as possible. 11/14/2007 4:52:17 PM |
Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "a girl can tell a guy to cook, and it's cool." |
That's when you say, "While I'm getting dinner, why don't you get these wrinkles out of my cotton Dockers."11/14/2007 6:05:07 PM |
mawle427 All American 22137 Posts user info edit post |
see this whole concept of "cooking when she least expects it and doesn't know you can cook" is foreign to me... i don't brag about being able to cook, but the fact that that is what i am in school for and do for work kind of tips you off. 11/14/2007 6:31:07 PM |
PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
I'm glad I can cook decently. 11/14/2007 6:35:53 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
It's true. Men who can cook get instant bonus points. 11/14/2007 6:38:04 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52978 Posts user info edit post |
haha, they girls just want a guy who can COOK THAT VAG, AMIRITE? 11/14/2007 6:39:27 PM |
mawle427 All American 22137 Posts user info edit post |
See I can cook. I can bake (yes there is a huge difference). I can carve ice into the shape of well, most anything that i have a picture of.
I'm competent enough in decorating to make a freakin wedding cake (I've already made one, I surely could make another).
So with all that said, who wants to fuck like rabbits? (I braised a rabbit today, interestingly enough.) 11/14/2007 6:57:15 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52978 Posts user info edit post |
set em up ----------------------> 11/14/2007 6:57:47 PM |