i was fair and balanced and the only big "problem" was my suspension of people who were overtly racist. jake recommended that i take a moderation break, its 16 months later and i'm bored. just to supplement my the current moderator talks

id like people to say what they thought of me as a mod. and not that i "suck" because i'm "A FAG" or something stupid

real reasons related to real stuff. if you threw around the N word and i kicked you off, you were asking for it.

more importantly i would like the opinion of the other mods

thanks. i really could use a reason to log on tww lately, as my priorities outside tww have changed

11/14/2007 7:13:57 PM

If you've got more important things going on, don't let tww hold you back. You don't have to feel obligated to this place.

11/14/2007 7:22:08 PM

you take these forums way too seriously

11/14/2007 7:23:51 PM

nikkah

11/14/2007 9:24:03 PM

you sucked
you're a fag


[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ]

11/14/2007 9:37:59 PM

[old] - 10 points

11/14/2007 10:10:54 PM

I support this only if you moderate Study Hall or some shit and have no suspension powers.

11/14/2007 10:25:47 PM

^ answering the question posed in the op...+20

11/14/2007 11:16:51 PM

im all for it because he really went after the racists

i hate how they throw the n word around

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 8:48 AM. Reason : come on now]

11/14/2007 11:47:00 PM

Moderators will be phased out within the next 90 days as the TWW scoring system v1.0 gets implemented.

A persistent negative score will result in temporary account suspension therefore alleviating the need for moderators. This should significantly cut labor costs and improve our fiscal outlook going in to 2008. In Q1 2008 we will be looking at ways to further automate operations and cut costs.

- Str8BacardiL

11/15/2007 12:37:12 AM

^^ suspend

11/15/2007 12:41:36 AM

well, i asked for the opinions of actual users and moderators, not people who haven't stopped following y post history since 2005. any comments from people who DO NOT hold a homosexual based internet hate for me for whatever reason would be great. first question i will address is the only one that might be serious

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"If you've got more important things going on, don't let tww hold you back. You don't have to feel obligated to this place."

really, don't be silly. if i ever acted like i felt obligated to this place, i was being big time sarcastic. the old guard would rather give the image of tww being great at the expense of the privacy of me or you, and that was really sad. but something i could never say before.

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"you take these forums way too seriously"

says the guy who actually owns an ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US T-SHIRT. and accounts on other boards where you share actual real life issues with your internet friends and look for real answers.

let me tell you about taking the internet too seriously, little buddy... when i shut my laptop, the wolfweb goes with it. the LOL OMG PWNT NOOB, all that shit... gone. you have no idea how many times people have come up to me IRL: "omg jackleg sup, ps lol i know ur billytalent"

since the day i hit the suspend button on you before i left to go on a real life cruise on a real boat with no nintendo shirts and no TWW, you've stalked me

next i will address Str8BacardiL - i think hes an ok guy but since i suspended him and made a thread calling him a mean name, he has been sure to post when i do.

prufrock hasn't showed up yet, to make his thinly veiled threats about how he's the most toned muscle machine in town, and that i am a weak nothing with no morals. once again, suspended him

i think i "lose" now since i responded. im just glad they all come to me so i can easily reply. i know you guys are hardcore and tough, and i appreciate you not beating me up!!!1

like i said, i'm bored now. id rather mod stuff than give my gang of dickriders what they want.

ANYWAYS i love you tww if you matter, tell me what you thought. if any real people tell me that i suck then i will consider dropping my bid!!!1

11/15/2007 5:29:51 AM

^lol one time god posted his gpa in the lounge...it was like a 2.12

11/15/2007 6:14:59 AM

Nobody smoke like jackleg smoke!

11/15/2007 9:14:45 AM

Hey wait, what date did you go on vacation again?

11/15/2007 9:20:58 AM

i love jackleg.

11/15/2007 9:27:01 AM

i love jackleg.

11/15/2007 9:50:59 AM

sorry i tend to ramble, i will add a summary at the end that you can skip to

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"Hey wait, what date did you go on vacation again?"

this isn't really a clear question. but since i know about context clues (!!!1) then i'm gonna assume you're talking about the vacation when you made a thread falsely accusing me of some sort of crazy slander like right before i left... so i loaded the luggage, added one of your names to the suspend list, and walked out the door and started driving to florida. i forget exactly what it was for, or what name i suspended, but God used to be a terminated (As opposed to suspended) account, and i remember you stating something about posting doctored PMs and other lies about me that could potentially cause me big trouble if i did not get God off the terminated list.

THAT vacation was something like march last year. i also took a vacation to seattle in mid june, and i went to barcelona for the 3GSM World Congress in... early February? i count it as a vacation because i'd never been to europe before that, plus I was more of a guest. you know, asked to go, not told. i would have gone either way, though!!1

if you or anyone else know of any "vacations" or trips of over 250 miles that ive taken in the past couple years, please list those as well to make sure that it is all adequately documented.

is there any other information i could help you out with, God? blood type, license plate number, etc? i'm gonna assume that you are looking for a date range to check out and post some "PMs" - which would be awesome

just make sure you check out 0, Machine, Aegri Somnia, or some of the many tww names that you have paid for over the years. usually when you like a website and want to support it, you just donate, or advertise there, or go premium, etc... your method of contributing 5 bucks as a requirement to be able to use the site speaks volumes about you. a grown man who can't/won't follow the simple rules of a website. one that he obvioulsy "cares too much about" and wants to be a part of. if nael did make me a moderator, i could make him a rich man, just by getting rid of your names and making him 5 bucks every time you decide to post a japanese eel video, or one of a burning cat.

summary
i thinky youre talking about march 06. also, i think that you should grow up. most adults dont get a kick off posting stuff to freak normal people out. and while i know tww is a little different, and a lot of us do see each other in the real world, its quite laughable for someone who has had at minimum 4 usernames state that i care too much. projection at its finest. one of us has actually tried to extort a username from the other by threatening to 'expose' the other as a drug buyer. risked being charged with hardcore felonies, just to get a user name. on here. projection projection projection projection projection projection projection i just type too much . com

11/15/2007 10:58:56 AM

Quote :

"says the guy who actually owns an ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US T-SHIRT. and accounts on other boards where you share actual real life issues with your internet friends and look for real answers. let me tell you about taking the internet too seriously, little buddy... when i shut my laptop, the wolfweb goes with it. the LOL OMG PWNT NOOB, all that shit... gone. you have no idea how many times people have come up to me IRL: "omg jackleg sup, ps lol i know ur billytalent" since the day i hit the suspend button on you before i left to go on a real life cruise on a real boat with no nintendo shirts and no TWW, you've stalked me"

HAHAHAHA jackleg gets my vote for Mod after that post

any issues i've had with him are purely internet lameness. And like you said...they go away with a logout.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 11:04 AM. Reason : .asdf]

11/15/2007 11:03:20 AM

exactly. i think gloveko is a douche on here but i have never thought about gloveko once the lid closes. and like i said, tww is a different type of msg board as opposed to a somethingawful, because we are all likely to run into each other at some point (if we live in raleigh and have posted photos). and ive run into him before, and we didnt have a tww argument, we went on a cookout run from a tailgate party one night or something.

but i really feel like god is one of the people who cant have a normal IRL conversation without either directly talking about tww people or threads, or "slyly" incorporating internet jokes into normal conversation. thats the kind of twwer that i hate meeting, the kind that cant put it to the side and live in the now. tww rulz, id be lying to say i dont like it a lot. but anyone who knows me knows that im not THAT GUY. i have no interweb t-shirts, and i dont pull up to mcdonalds and ask "can i has cheezburger" - because im a normal guy who uses the internet. not a faggot who IS the internet personified.

ha ha god is a fag

11/15/2007 11:27:31 AM

MAN! For someone who says they don't take this site seriously, you're sure writing a dissertation here when "campaigning" for a moderator position.

Quote :

"this isn't really a clear question. but since i know about context clues (!!!1) then i'm gonna assume you're talking about the vacation when you made a thread falsely accusing me of some sort of crazy slander like right before i left... so i loaded the luggage, added one of your names to the suspend list, and walked out the door and started driving to florida. i forget exactly what it was for, or what name i suspended, but God used to be a terminated (As opposed to suspended) account, and i remember you stating something about posting doctored PMs and other lies about me that could potentially cause me big trouble if i did not get God off the terminated list. THAT vacation was something like march last year."

I think you know exactly what I'm talking about, and no, it isn't made up. You may be a changed person now, but admit what you did. You unterminated me because you wanted to "buy" from me and then later (coincidentally in March before this trip) you suspended me because I wouldn't "sell" to you. I have the PM from you that was sent to me minutes before I was suspended. I just want to clear the air on this, because if you're saying that you're going to be some moral authority on here, people need to know what you have suspended users over.

Quote :

"just make sure you check out 0, Machine, Aegri Somnia, or some of the many tww names that you have paid for over the years. usually when you like a website and want to support it, you just donate, or advertise there, or go premium, etc... your method of contributing 5 bucks as a requirement to be able to use the site speaks volumes about you. a grown man who can't/won't follow the simple rules of a website. one that he obvioulsy "cares too much about" and wants to be a part of. if nael did make me a moderator, i could make him a rich man, just by getting rid of your names and making him 5 bucks every time you decide to post a japanese eel video, or one of a burning cat."

A lot of that was from stupid behavior like HTML abuse and spamming shit in threads that I deserved to get suspended for. I admit I'm over the top, but I like it that way. People are used to it by now and since I appropriately label threads there aren't any problems.

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"summary i thinky youre talking about march 06. also, i think that you should grow up."

How old are you again? This is a college message board.

Quote :

"most adults dont get a kick off posting stuff to freak normal people out. and while i know tww is a little different, and a lot of us do see each other in the real world, its quite laughable for someone who has had at minimum 4 usernames state that i care too much. projection at its finest. one of us has actually tried to extort a username from the other by threatening to 'expose' the other as a drug buyer. risked being charged with hardcore felonies, just to get a user name. on here. projection projection projection projection projection projection projection i just type too much . com"

Yeah, I guess you could say the scales are even here. Four usernames with around 20,000 total posts versus one username with 157,000 posts...

If you want to keep this up, fine. But I just trollbaited you at the beginning of this thread and now you're all serious business on me. Try getting over it.

EDIT: Responding to this bit

Quote :

"but i really feel like god is one of the people who cant have a normal IRL conversation without either directly talking about tww people or threads, or "slyly" incorporating internet jokes into normal conversation. thats the kind of twwer that i hate meeting, the kind that cant put it to the side and live in the now. tww rulz, id be lying to say i dont like it a lot. but anyone who knows me knows that im not THAT GUY. i have no interweb t-shirts, and i dont pull up to mcdonalds and ask "can i has cheezburger" - because im a normal guy who uses the internet."

Because that's the only thing to talk about. Usually when to people get together they chat about what they have in common or a shared experience. If the only thing we had in common was "daily events on TWW" then sure I would chat about it. I don't remember you having any objections. And are you seriously trolling me for being an internet geek? What a way to kettle/black the argument there, sir.

Oh, and Aegri Somnia was a gimmick username that I gave to my girlfriend. Big whoop.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 11:48 AM. Reason : ]

11/15/2007 11:40:49 AM

^el oh el. you don't even know what troll bait is. You think you've got 'dirt' on everyone or that you know everything about other people. Keep thinking that little man.

11/15/2007 11:44:59 AM

Quote :

"I have the PM from you that was sent to me minutes before I was suspended."

you are the kind of person that would document pm's...cause you knew it'd come up sooner or later or they would get purged

11/15/2007 11:45:02 AM

^haha pretty much, thats gronke. He's more of a low life IRL than he is on here. Thats not saying much though because he's the 'anus' of TWW

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 11:46 AM. Reason : a]

11/15/2007 11:45:55 AM

Quote :

"^el oh el. you don't even know what troll bait is. You think you've got 'dirt' on everyone or that you know everything about other people. Keep thinking that little man."

Says the guy who tries to flame me about working at a job that I haven't worked at in a year. Way to be on the ball there.

Quote :

"you are the kind of person that would document pm's...cause you knew it'd come up sooner or later or they would get purged"

When it's some scandalous crap like that, you better believe it.

11/15/2007 11:50:42 AM

Quote :

"Says the guy who tries to flame me about working at a job that I haven't worked at in a year. Way to be on the ball there."

you've been a movie theater clerk since high school. nothing more. the short breaks you've had at different jobs don't ever work out because you end up getting fired for threatening to kill yourself when asked to do your fuckin job.

11/15/2007 11:51:50 AM

Hahah oh my god. Dude. You live with your parents and you are... 26? 27? Let me know when you have some ground to stand on and we can go over this again.

11/15/2007 11:52:59 AM

way to be on the ball there, kid. you are what? 21 22 with the mental capacity of a 12 year old with really bad ADD?

next time you threaten your employer with suicide, maybe you should follow through



[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 12:00 PM. Reason : ...]

11/15/2007 11:54:49 AM

Let's recap:

First Golovko claims to be a successful, self-made, and hard working "just like one of us" man who is extremely wealthy by his own means, but we can see through his bullshit:

Quote :

"I worked hard for my house and everything I own. I continue working hard for them. If youre too much of a loser to make anything of yourself then thats your problem, not mine."

message_topic.aspx?topic=496923&page=1#10790784

This is contradicted by his own admission that he's gotten tens of thousands (looks more like hundreds of thousands) of dollars from his family. I guess only an idiot would contradict himself in the same thread:

Quote :

"List of items my 'uncles' paid for: Every computer ive ever owned...except for my apple stuff. my education two major spinal surgeries. plane tickets to go visit him. my jeep my rsx."

message_topic.aspx?topic=496923&page=1#10791340

And then contradicts himself again:

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"I've worked just as hard as anyone else I know and sometime harder to get what I have"

message_topic.aspx?topic=496923&page=2#10791618

Yeah, minus the free education, spinal surgeries, and thousands of dollars in purchased technology, right? Man, I can't believe how you manage to put FOOD on the table!

And let's look at his amazing work accomlishments:

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"Being promoted twice in a year and becoming a supervisor at Best Buy wasn't all that bad."

message_topic.aspx?topic=496923&page=2#10791736

I envy you, Golovko. Such an accomplishment is only reserved for "Steve," the dropout from highschool. Where do you work now? Are you "running" your own business out of your house? Trading stocks? Did your mommy get you a job at Sony Ericsson? Wait wait.. I forgot, you don't own a house, you live with your parents:

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"I like living at home with my parents just fine, thanks. Free rent FTW."

message_topic.aspx?topic=497940&page=12#10919143

How's that online degree working out for you, by the way? Did you ever even finish that?

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"you've been a movie theater clerk since high school. nothing more."

Yeah man, what a loser I was to work a part-time job in highschool and work a part-time job while attending a university. Man, what an IDIOT I was! Graduating from a university with a bachelor's degree and then getting a full-time job with a major company in the area was such a bad idea!

If only I followed the Golovko plan of life success:

1. Be born into privilege
2. Attend ECU for a little while
3. Drop out of college
4. Work at Best Buy
5. Try to live on my own
6. Give up living on my own and move back in with my parents at 26



[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 1:07 PM. Reason : ]

11/15/2007 1:06:12 PM

you just got baited and trolled like no other. HAHAHAHA...you've just spent the good bit of an hour if not more going through old threads, quotes etc etc to 'own me' and failed miserably. Based on really really bad information that you believed to be real.

Any of my IRL friends that know me and read this will get a laugh based on the horrible horrible information you have. I will not try and respond to your post with facts mainly because I like to keep my real life separate from TWW and definitely from low lifes like you. The less you know about me the better. So I am really glad to see how way off you are....good day.

I would have to say this has been my best troll bait catch yet.

oh and i hope you thanked your mom for the SAS job and at the same time apologized for embarrassing the hell out of her after you got fired.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 1:31 PM. Reason : mission accomplished.]

11/15/2007 1:30:56 PM

But maybe IF

Quote :

"I support this only if you moderate Study Hall or some shit and have no suspension powers."

You had your chance and it didn't work out so well. Let it go, Indiana.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 2:01 PM. Reason : ]

11/15/2007 1:58:09 PM

Quote :

"MAN! For someone who says they don't take this site seriously, you're sure writing a dissertation here when "campaigning" for a moderator position."

this is hardly a campaign. i would never take a serious attempt and make a thread out of it. i have already been in talks with nael about retaking the position that i burned out on and stepped down from a year ago. this thread NEVER had a chance of making any impact on what i do here at tww.com -- nael and i had already talked it out before i made the thread

the thread was to see what other people thought (mainly moderators)

continue to use whatever logic you want to think that im a nerd with nerd t-shirts like you. continue to think that my life isnt complete without being a tww mod. i'd never make a thread like this and expect the higher ups to take me seriously. idiot.

11/15/2007 1:58:12 PM

Quote :

"you just got baited and trolled like no other. HAHAHAHA...you've just spent the good bit of an hour if not more going through old threads, quotes etc etc to 'own me' and failed miserably. Based on really really bad information that you believed to be real. Any of my IRL friends that know me and read this will get a laugh based on the horrible horrible information you have. I will not try and respond to your post with facts mainly because I like to keep my real life separate from TWW and definitely from low lifes like you. The less you know about me the better. So I am really glad to see how way off you are....good day. I would have to say this has been my best troll bait catch yet. oh and i hope you thanked your mom for the SAS job and at the same time apologized for embarrassing the hell out of her after you got fired."

Let's put this through God's bullshit translator:

"No wait, I was just making it all up! All those facts I gave to defend my position earlier, I was just kidding and they weren't true! And now I'm going to take the 'high road' and back out of this thread. It has nothing to do with being terribly owned, I am just a more mature person you guys seriously! And now I'm going to say that I'm not responding with facts and claim some privacy issue. This has nothing to do with everything you posted being absolutely true and me running out of bullshit excuses or claims. It's not like I've realized I've been called out on my bullshit or anything. Oh, let me reiterate that I'm not taking this seriously and that I was just playing with you!

Oh and let me also add in some bullshit flame that has no basis in reality! Bye!"

Quote :

"continue to use whatever logic you want to think that im a nerd with nerd t-shirts like you. continue to think that my life isnt complete without being a tww mod."

You have averaged a post every 30 minutes of every hour of every day for the past 7 years of your life. You're claiming you're not a nerd?

11/15/2007 2:17:35 PM

^yo figure out mine...didnt start posting til april 04

11/15/2007 2:19:07 PM

I think Jackleg should be a mod

11/15/2007 2:21:40 PM

^^Simple algebra eludes this one.

And he is in college.

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 2:21 PM. Reason : ]

11/15/2007 2:21:42 PM

Quote :

"Let's put this through God's bullshit translator: "No wait, I was just making it all up! All those facts I gave to defend my position earlier, I was just kidding and they weren't true! And now I'm going to take the 'high road' and back out of this thread. It has nothing to do with being terribly owned, I am just a more mature person you guys seriously! And now I'm going to say that I'm not responding with facts and claim some privacy issue. This has nothing to do with everything you posted being absolutely true and me running out of bullshit excuses or claims. It's not like I've realized I've been called out on my bullshit or anything. Oh, let me reiterate that I'm not taking this seriously and that I was just playing with you! Oh and let me also add in some bullshit flame that has no basis in reality! Bye!""

that is so ironically funny but you wouldn't get it.

11/15/2007 2:23:15 PM

Golovowned

11/15/2007 2:31:02 PM

All this thread is showing is that you kids just can't pwn anymore.

11/15/2007 2:37:27 PM

jackleg wins.

and i think he was a good moderator. when i accidentally posted stuff in the lounge, for example, he didn't flip his shit and suspend me... he moved the thread to chit chat. problem solved.

when i abused HTML he suspended me for it, but gave me plenty of time to fix it before he did so. (and then explained to me afterwards that the HTML abuse that I was doing could actually be manipulated for a more malicious cause.)

the "n" word will always be controversial, but not sure if people should be suspended for it unless it was something major. (i'd rather see someone posting nasty porn or whatever suspended for example)

11/15/2007 2:44:41 PM

Chancowned!

11/15/2007 2:46:20 PM

Yea, I was owned in this thread you unoriginal ass clown.

11/15/2007 3:37:56 PM

Why are you incapable of properly spelling the word "yeah"?

11/15/2007 3:41:40 PM

My spelling of the word is fine, thanks.

11/15/2007 3:42:44 PM

You're wrong.

Thanks.

11/15/2007 3:43:05 PM

You two are supposed to work together. Put aside your differences so we can purge the forum of it's faggotry.

11/15/2007 3:47:37 PM

Ok?

11/15/2007 3:48:05 PM

I was just asking a simple question. It bugs me when people don't know the differences between common words. It especially bugs me when those same people have the balls to pretend like they're better than everyone else when clearly that isn't the case.

that's all.

11/15/2007 3:49:04 PM

hey look maa! Fags! 3 of them!

11/15/2007 3:49:22 PM

Hey look. gloveco™ chiming in with a mindless name calling.

How incredibly unexpected.

Have you ever made an argument based on factual evidence in your entire life?

11/15/2007 3:52:53 PM