So, I found this test online a few years ago. And so far I have never found anyone with a lower score than myself.

Try it.

http://www.armory.com/tests/100.html

11/16/2007 12:53:26 AM

i swear to god if this is spyware...

11/16/2007 12:55:50 AM

It's not. I promise.

11/16/2007 12:56:43 AM

Didn't click but did you know that November 14 is Ol Dirty Bastard Day? (cause thats the day he died)

11/16/2007 12:57:31 AM

and the number one worst new grammy category is...

oldest, dirtiest bastard.

11/16/2007 12:57:56 AM

Interesting useless fact.

Would people feel better if I posted the questions instead of the link? It just means you have to count them yourself .

11/16/2007 12:58:46 AM

What was your score?

11/16/2007 12:59:31 AM

9% pure.

Try not to judge.

11/16/2007 1:03:05 AM

goddamn.

11/16/2007 1:03:52 AM

Yeah...

11/16/2007 1:04:41 AM

well fuck

Quote :

"You answered "yes" to 64 of 100 questions, making you 36.0% sexually pure (64.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 36.0% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 28%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 55.3%. The first submission for this test was received June 16, 1994. "

11/16/2007 1:05:12 AM

Quote :

"Your ACL 100 Point Purity Test Results You answered "yes" to 91 of 100 questions, making you 9.0% sexually pure (91.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 9.0% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 46%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 55.3%. The first submission for this test was received June 16, 1994. "

11/16/2007 1:06:29 AM

For some real fun, try to figure out which 9 I haven't done.

11/16/2007 1:08:38 AM

Quote :

"You answered "yes" to 75 of 100 questions, making you 25.0% sexually pure (75.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 25.0% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 23%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test. The average purity for this test is 55.3%. The first submission for this test was received June 16, 1994. "

11/16/2007 1:08:43 AM

Dude, what have you done? Boned livestock in the ass while snorting lines off of a male stripper's dick?


i was 26%, and I'm no prude.

11/16/2007 1:08:56 AM

Hmm... never thought of that.

Anyone have a cow?

And a stripper...?

11/16/2007 1:10:23 AM

Quote :

"# used a form of sexual lubricant? # engaged in bondage? # engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?"

Quote :

"You answered "yes" to 64 of 100 questions, making you 36.0% sexually pure (64.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 36.0% pure in the sex domain. Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 17%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test."

That's IT?!

Things I need to do soon
seen a stripper?
# had sexual intercourse during menstruation?
# had sexual intercourse at the MOS's parents' house?
# had sexual intercourse with 3 or more people seperately?
(arranged, had), an abortion?
gone 69?
picked up a strange MOS for sexual purposes?
# been masturbated by a member of the same sex?
# orally stimulated a member of the same sex?
# committed an act of voyeurism?
# visited an orgy parlor?

That takes it to 77% corrupt

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:16 AM. Reason : lkjf]

11/16/2007 1:12:59 AM

45% pure.

11/16/2007 1:13:00 AM

^^lol

11/16/2007 1:13:46 AM

The lowest score from a person I know (excluding myself) is 17%

11/16/2007 1:15:24 AM

I'll perform sexual favors for anyone who gets a score in the teens.


Maybe that's why i'm at 9%... hmm

11/16/2007 1:16:41 AM

You answered "yes" to 59 of 100 questions, making you 41.0% sexually pure (59.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 41.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 12%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test.


Some of that shit seems like it'd be easy for trackin your ass down by the popo- rape, beastiality, etc.

11/16/2007 1:19:41 AM

i went through and clicked all but the most debaucherous and/or gay ones

that still leaves 11% purity


66. Boned a hooker.
70. tasted semen
79. homosex
87. boned an unconcious person
89. incest
91. fondled someone pre-pubescent
92. transvestitism
93. homo-masturbation
94. homo-slobbin'
99. orgy parlor
100. bestiality

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:20 AM. Reason : so at a bare minimum, you've got 2 of these to own up to]

11/16/2007 1:19:51 AM

^^Paranoid much?

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:21 AM. Reason : I don't need no stinkin' reasons]

11/16/2007 1:20:18 AM

If I add 4 drugs, getting arrested, and do LSD, PCP, heroin, or shrooms, in addition to my edit above, that's 18%


I'd rather see more weight put on the deviant shit and not a nice even weighting scale.



And they left out some DAMN good stuff
...like using alcohol to lower the inhibitions of the same sex


This type of discussion happens every time this test is posted on TWW

Quote :

"66. Boned a hooker. 70. tasted semen 79. homosex 87. boned an unconcious person 89. incest 91. fondled someone pre-pubescent 92. transvestitism 93. homo-masturbation 94. homo-slobbin' 99. orgy parlor 100. bestiality [Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:20 AM. Reason : so at a bare minimum, you've got 2 of these to own up to]"

I'm gonna guess 99, 66, 87, or 70. The worst of which is 70, if you're a dude.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:22 AM. Reason : lfkj]

11/16/2007 1:20:41 AM

yeah, my lack of drug/criminal involvement is what keeps me out of the bottom of the gutter

although there are several of those questions that i could probably view more liberally and answer yes to if i wanted to

but i think 26% pure is bad enough

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:24 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/16/2007 1:22:19 AM

There are more extensive tests on the site...

just never bothered to take them.

www.armory.com/tests

11/16/2007 1:22:42 AM

Oh hell. I'm taking the 500pt test. Who's with me?

11/16/2007 1:23:53 AM

Not paranoid, but if I ever did something as stupid as rape, I don't think I could be even more dumb and boast about it.

11/16/2007 1:24:02 AM

^^^^You guess that I haven't done all of those? Or haven't done some of those? I'm confused.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:25 AM. Reason : see above.]

11/16/2007 1:24:54 AM

I'm with you for the 500.

11/16/2007 1:25:43 AM

If you scored a 9% I have to assume you have participated in gay/animal/family reunion orgies. I'm not judging, but I might be a little frightened.

11/16/2007 1:26:47 AM

You answered "yes" to 74 of 100 questions, making you 26.0% sexually pure (74.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 26.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 29%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 55.3%.
The first submission for this test was received June 16, 1994.

11/16/2007 1:27:11 AM

32 percent innocent

11/16/2007 1:28:59 AM

Quote :

"watched a porn movie in mixed company?"

Still taking the test, but oh man, some of these questions are making me laugh.

Quote :

"necked or petted in a land/road-based vehicle of more than 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (truck, tank, armored car, steam- roller, crane, bulldozer, garbage truck, etc."

TANK

DO WANT



[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:36 AM. Reason : asda]

Quote :

"been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device?"

Bludgeoning device. I love these people.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:38 AM. Reason : dfljk]

11/16/2007 1:33:19 AM

48% innocent. Guess I'm a prude.

11/16/2007 1:34:17 AM

Quote :

"You answered "yes" to 245 of 500 questions, making you 51.0% sexually pure (49.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 51.0% pure in the sex domain."

I need to be <15% "pure"

...As should everyone else.

11/16/2007 1:42:36 AM

Quote :

"You answered "yes" to 352 of 500 questions, making you 29.6% sexually pure (70.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 29.6% pure in the sex domain."

11/16/2007 1:45:05 AM

That took forever.

And some of it disturbed me.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:45 AM. Reason : see above yet again.]

11/16/2007 1:45:28 AM

You need to post more.

Especially in pilgrimshoes' threads.

And contribute to my bondage, boobs, and WTF threads.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:46 AM. Reason : lkjdf]

11/16/2007 1:45:58 AM

Quote :

"^^^^You guess that I haven't done all of those? Or haven't done some of those? I'm confused."

i'm saying that, at a bare minimum, you HAVE to have done at least 2 of those to score only 9% pure.

11/16/2007 1:46:40 AM

^^I will take that to heart.

Because we took that whole 500 pt test at the same time.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:48 AM. Reason : ...]

11/16/2007 1:47:31 AM

^^Oh, ok, I got it.

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 1:48 AM. Reason : I'm retarded.]

11/16/2007 1:48:09 AM

the syphilis finally gone to your brain?

11/16/2007 1:49:51 AM

...And while I'm talking to someone else, I realized I've categorically excluded any incident that happened when I was living with delinquents, in the psych ward, and the few mostly kosher places I lived between 12 and 17.

Just because they aren't the first thing to come to mind when thinking about some of these questions and my thinking power is reserved for studying that I'm not doing

11/16/2007 1:50:02 AM

Quote :

"You answered "yes" to 275 of 500 questions, making you 45.0% sexually pure (55.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 45.0% pure in the sex domain."

fuckkkkkkk

doing this test made me realize how many fucked up things i've done

11/16/2007 1:55:18 AM

30% weirdness factor, other than that... the test kinda tells me that I should probably get laid sometime in the immediate future.

Purity is 0x59

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 2:04 AM. Reason : nobody will take base 16 to base 10]

11/16/2007 1:55:29 AM

You answered "yes" to 62 of 100 questions, making you 38.0% sexually pure (62.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 38.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 9%, based on a comparison of your test results with 1219397 other submissions for this test.

11/16/2007 1:57:37 AM

Sadly, this is more successful than my threads usually are...

11/16/2007 3:00:17 AM

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11/16/2007 3:18:09 AM