Tell them to hold out their beer, then hit the top of their beer with your beer, if they are drunker their beer will slide from their hand to the ground and shatter.

11/27/2007 3:26:01 PM

and if they arent they will put their thumb over the top of the bottle and spray you with the foaming beer

11/27/2007 3:27:22 PM

if they are getting drunker the next thing that will happen is their fist contacting your face

11/27/2007 3:27:58 PM

I did that to ncsuGALxcPaC once. It didn't shatter, though.

11/27/2007 3:28:44 PM

damn skwinkle thats mean

11/27/2007 3:29:50 PM

After the commercial last year, whenever I would get into Asshole mode I would pop the top of everyones bottles with the bottom of mine. It worked like 40 percent of the time.

11/27/2007 3:30:43 PM

I didn't think she would drop it

And I bought her a new one. And I still feel bad about it, so that's why I've never done it to anyone else.

11/27/2007 3:30:59 PM

you made a shitty parody thread

11/27/2007 3:32:57 PM

damn now i feel bad too

11/27/2007 3:33:00 PM

everyone was hitting the top of everyone's beer at waba during the hillsborough hike a couple of years ago, and the whole floor was covered in beer and broken glass, felt pretty bad for those koreans, 150 people came in for 10 minutes and destroyed their restaurant

11/27/2007 3:35:16 PM

does tapping the top shatter the bottle or just induce them to drop said bottle?

11/27/2007 3:50:30 PM

Heh, you'd have to "tap" it pretty damn hard to shatter the bottle.

11/27/2007 3:51:43 PM

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"does tapping the top shatter the bottle or just induce them to drop said bottle?"

If done correctly the bottle will slide right through their grasp and hit the floor really hard. If they do manage to hold on the beer will foam up in seconds and flood out of the bottle.

11/27/2007 3:53:12 PM

i think the primary objective is to make the beer foam out the top, then the consolation for them not having a good grip is that the beer falls out of their hands

11/27/2007 3:54:45 PM

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"i think the primary objective is to make the beer foam out the top"

hence creating a funny sight when they have to either chug heady beer or watch it drip all over their shoes

11/27/2007 3:57:16 PM

i've found when i get drunker i try and play it off as being sober as a bird

by just acting cool and like nothing is going on

except it looks creepy b/c im just staring into space with a blank stare, and vomit on my shirt

11/27/2007 4:17:28 PM

when i think bird, sober does not come to mind

crackhead maybe

11/27/2007 4:18:51 PM

and just to clarify, that's not me, just some g00n on the internet

11/27/2007 4:21:04 PM