Holler!!!1

11/30/2007 10:39:02 AM

first

11/30/2007 10:39:23 AM

have fun with that

11/30/2007 10:39:36 AM

obligatory...
What's his name?

11/30/2007 10:40:13 AM

have fun with that

11/30/2007 10:40:26 AM

make sure your fly isn't down right before you walk out

11/30/2007 10:40:32 AM

2nd? 3rd marriage?

11/30/2007 10:40:51 AM

BAI!

11/30/2007 10:41:56 AM

skankinande - this is Terpball. Have I ever met you IRL?

11/30/2007 10:42:14 AM

I dont think so.

11/30/2007 10:51:07 AM

hey awesome man

whereabouts?

11/30/2007 10:51:56 AM

Wilmington, NC then off to Asheville for the poor mans honeymoon.

11/30/2007 10:55:07 AM

Marriage seems so far off for me, I don't think I could ever be in a relationship long enough.

I always fuck up the relationship somehow

once, i was tripping on mushrooms and my THEN girlfriend called me

I still don't remember what I said to her, but it definitely ended our relationship.

She called crying a week later wanting to get back together, but I had already found someone new

Good lord, I was such an ass-hole when I was in college.

11/30/2007 11:01:23 AM

...and the baby is due in 7 months.

11/30/2007 11:07:21 AM

^You stole my baby joke, dammit.

I got married a couple months ago and so many things went wrong... the caterer didn't set up tables where we wanted them, the girl who was supposed to read our final blessing failed to show up, it was hot as hell, I forgot to bring my white dress shirt and had to go buy one the day before, the bride and bridesmaids ran way late, the mother of the bride wanted us to play "Toccata and Fugue in D-Minor" (most people know it as "the vampire music"). The owner of the house got all pissed because she found an empty beer bottle in the trash upstairs despite a no food inside policy (who's to say whether it was already empty when it was carried inside?), the dumbass caterer didn't help us cut the cake, a lot of the songs we requested didn't get played, and the power went out briefly.

One of the bridesmaids got piss-drunk and used a lot of vulgar language in earshot of the older guests, then got even more drunk at an after-party at Tir Na Nog, where she fell off a stool twice and was asked to leave.

[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 11:18 AM. Reason : penis]

11/30/2007 11:17:39 AM

Didn't you recently get out of a five year relationship with a Mormon chick? Like in the last year?

11/30/2007 11:19:32 AM

That sounds pretty shitty Raleighboy, I home my wedding isnt like that.

11/30/2007 11:21:58 AM

Didn't you recently get out of a five year relationship with a Mormon chick? Like in the last year?

11/30/2007 11:30:40 AM

11/30/2007 12:01:57 PM

Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, skankinande. Way to work it through.

11/30/2007 12:14:05 PM

prenup?

11/30/2007 12:33:36 PM

11/30/2007 12:35:24 PM

One vagina isn't that bad, especially if its a pretty good vagina.

11/30/2007 12:40:20 PM

Says the 21 year old who hasn't had to live with said vagina for his entire life.

11/30/2007 12:53:44 PM

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"Wilmington, NC then off to Asheville for the poor mans honeymoon."

Ehhh, It's not like the bedrooms in Asheville look any worse than anywhere else. Amirite?

11/30/2007 1:30:08 PM

Quote :

"Says the 21 year old who hasn't had to live with said vagina for his entire life."

lol ...so true

11/30/2007 1:31:39 PM