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"A pregnant woman walked into a doctor’s office to have an ultrasound. After finding out the baby was going to be a girl, the doctor asked the mother what she planned on naming her child. “Shanequa,” she replied. “Do you have any other children?” he continued. “Five other daughters, all named Shenequa,” she said. A little confused, the doctor asked, “How do you call them all home for dinner?” “That’s easy I just yell, ‘Shanequa, supper!’ and they all come home,” she responds. “What if you’re going somewhere?” the doctor then asks. “That’s easy too,” she says, “I just say ‘Shanequa lets go!’ and they all come running.” “What if you only want to speak with one of them?” the doctor asks. “Well then I just call them by their last name.” "

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 2:27 AM. Reason : a]

12/3/2007 2:26:46 AM

Shanequa don't live here no mo.

12/3/2007 2:30:00 AM

My buddy Pete almost hooked up with a girl named Sholanda in Boston in 2003 at a club named Vertigo (hello hello).

12/3/2007 2:35:59 AM

mad libs are so 1986

12/3/2007 4:40:22 AM

Quote :

"“Well then I just call them by their last name.”"

lol

12/3/2007 4:55:38 AM

haha

lovin it

12/3/2007 6:02:58 AM

ahahahahhahahahaha

12/3/2007 6:52:44 AM

btttt

12/3/2007 4:34:44 PM

generic black girl name

12/3/2007 7:30:01 PM

a girl in my grade was named Shaniqua freshman and sophomore year in HS.

her uncle was Antwone Harris from the NE patriots and he was payin for her to go to school there.

she got da boot cuz all she did was talk to her boyfriend on her phone during class.

12/3/2007 7:32:06 PM

Hahah.

My friend works at a community clinic and they seriously get people with the worst names ever. One was "Shithead" and the mom swore it was "She-thed"

12/3/2007 7:35:09 PM

baonest can tell you a story bout a woman named "barbara shitter"

12/3/2007 7:35:57 PM

god damn that was racist.

12/3/2007 7:48:41 PM

that was blatant racism

12/3/2007 8:05:12 PM

who cares if it was racist? it was still funny

12/3/2007 8:24:31 PM

I loled

12/3/2007 8:25:02 PM

slap my ass and call me yoshie, but doesn't the racism make it funny?

12/3/2007 8:25:14 PM

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Betrayal.jpg



[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 8:28 PM. Reason : before this gets the dog in here and becomes fest]

12/3/2007 8:26:12 PM

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, why you gotta bring that up ThePeter?

[Edited on December 3, 2007 at 8:27 PM. Reason : ]

12/3/2007 8:27:09 PM

third time's the charm

12/3/2007 8:27:55 PM