haha


i remember this horseshit.



Shaniqua
by Little T
album:

Hello?
Nah, nah, she don't live here, man.
I thought I told you!
Yo I think you need to step off, alright!?
Moved into my apartment at the University,
The only one who lives here's me,
So why the phone ring all day long,
I got no friends 'cept Mike and he's gone for the summer,
And I just want some peace and quiet,
Go to my room it's a telephone riot,
Ring-aling-aling,
Everytime I take a step can't sleep can't eat can't breathe can't get,
Any of my work done,
'Cause people keep callin' with the same damn question,
(Hello, is Shaniqua there?)
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year,
I think you got the wrong number,
This is Little T,
(You mean Shaniqua's brother?)
Man, can't you just leave me alone,
This ain't Shaniqua's house this ain't her phone!
And don't call back again,
'Cause if you do you know the answer man:

CHORUS
Shaniqua don't live here no more,
Shaniqua don't live here no more,
Shaniqua don't live here no more,
(Is Shaniqua there?)
Hell no!
Shaniqua don't live here no more,
Shaniqua don't live here no more,
Shaniqua don't live here no more,
(Is Shaniqua there?)
Hell no!

I wonder who Shaniqua is,
What she does and where she lives,
Is she a pot-head with too many zits?
A movie star with inflatable tits,
Does she take the train,
Or drive in a car?
Does she work at the office,
Or down at the bar?
How the hell should I know,
She could be albino for all I care,
(Hello is Shaniqua there?)
Yea, she is but she can't talk now,
She's busy milkin' purple cow,
And talkin' to the Easter bunny,
(Man you think you're funny)
Shuttup Beavis I told you six times before,
Shaniqua don't live here no more

(Chorus)

Check my machine on Friday there were 22 messages,
Man I can't win at this,
One said:
(This is for the kid livin' with Shaniqua,
You want that chick you can keep her)
Will this ever cease?
So I can get some sleep,
Shaniqua moved out,
Leave your message at the beep,
(Yo, Shaniqua, I love you, call me)

(CHORUS)

12/3/2007 12:14:48 PM

ahaha i like this song, it's [old] but fun.

12/3/2007 12:15:31 PM

From the daily joke:

Quote :

"A pregnant woman walked into a doctor’s office to have an ultrasound. After finding out the baby was going to be a girl, the doctor asked the mother what she planned on naming her child. “Shenequa,” she replied. “Do you have any other children?” he continued. “Five other daughters, all named Shenequa,” she said. A little confused, the doctor asked, “How do you call them all home for dinner?” “That’s easy I just yell, ‘Shenequa, supper!’ and they all come home,” she responds. “What if you’re going somewhere?” the doctor then asks. “That’s easy too,” she says, “I just say ‘Shenequa lets go!’ and they all come running.” “What if you only want to speak with one of them?” the doctor asks. “Well then I just call them by their last name.”"

12/3/2007 12:16:08 PM

someone posted that last night...i was wondering wtf it was from...i thought it was boring

12/3/2007 12:17:02 PM

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12/3/2007 1:13:05 PM