Hi, my
Name is Amy Bruce.

I am 7
Years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a
Large

Tumor in
My brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will

Die soon
If this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the
Bills.

The Make A
Wish Foundation has agreed to donate 7 cents for every
Time

This
Message is sent on.

For those
Of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but
For

Those who
Don't send it, what goes around comes around.

Have a
Heart, please send this.



Please, if
You are a kind person, send this on.

PLEASE HIT
FORWARD BUTTON NOT REPLY BUTTON.

YOUR'S
FAITHFULLY,

AMY
BRUCE

amy.bruce@makeawish.com



Sharne Johnson

12/5/2007 1:13:09 PM

die in hell little girl

12/5/2007 1:13:51 PM

If you have severe lung cancer there is nothing 7 cents is going to do for you, you're going to die.

12/5/2007 1:15:59 PM

fictional little girl lol i got this link in an email immediately afterwards

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/amy-bruce-charity-hoax.html

this was the funniest part to me

Quote :

"I also have a Large Tumor in My brain, from repeated beatings"

12/5/2007 1:16:17 PM

She meant that she has a large stupid in her brain from repeated beatings, kthx.

12/5/2007 1:18:11 PM

IT'S NOT A TUMAH

12/5/2007 1:19:03 PM

this is the funniest part for me

Quote :

"For Those who Don't send it, what goes around comes around. "

if you don't forward, will you get a

Large

Tumor in
Your brain???

12/5/2007 1:19:50 PM

^no, just the repeated beatings

12/5/2007 1:21:42 PM

the hoax site is kind of funny too...apparently this email has been floating around since 1999, some with different pictures of the supposed victim

and of course it explains how it would be impossible for the 7 cents per forward thing to work

12/5/2007 1:21:42 PM

Quote :

" The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to donate 7 cents for every Time This Message is sent on. "

here's your sign

12/5/2007 1:44:45 PM

She writes pretty coherently for a terminally ill, badly beaten, 7 year old.

12/5/2007 1:49:14 PM

why don't you just forward it you motherfucker

12/5/2007 1:50:55 PM

does a good job of sorting her phrases too

12/5/2007 1:51:11 PM

Quote :

"I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that any more. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you mindlessly forward this e-mail to everyone you know. Mindlessly forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen said that for every person you mindlessly forward this email to, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better, then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base. Every time you mindlessly forward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. If you don't mindlessly forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and then burn forever in Hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five freakin' minutes to mindlessly forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its shit in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much. Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans (the boy with just a head, and a burlap sack for a body)"

12/5/2007 2:04:04 PM

^HAHAHA

12/5/2007 2:07:34 PM

spamz0rz

12/5/2007 2:10:27 PM

^^that is definitely worth forwarding

12/5/2007 2:12:04 PM

^^^^ i am laughing way too loud for this office

hahaha

12/5/2007 2:16:56 PM