it is not a good idea to fall asleep on the ground outside burger king

and then smack the paramedic that's trying to get a tympanic temperature on you after PD found you on the ground passed out.

you're just askin' to get tazed.



[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 10:42 AM. Reason : don't taze me, bro!]

12/9/2007 10:41:05 AM

12/9/2007 10:41:54 AM

You should really stop doing that.

12/9/2007 10:42:26 AM

there's a lot more to this story.

he was a fun patient.

12/9/2007 10:43:43 AM

but I heard you were gay, wouldn't you like a paramedic feeling all up on you?

12/9/2007 10:43:50 AM

inorite

12/9/2007 10:44:55 AM

^^ don't talk about things you have no clue about

to clarify: i was the one that got smacked.

12/9/2007 10:45:34 AM

I bet you did.

12/9/2007 10:47:44 AM

well in that case


but I heard you were gay, wouldn't you like other guys smacking you around?

12/9/2007 10:49:04 AM

homo hating is mad uncool, b.

12/9/2007 10:49:51 AM

oh lawd.

i'm curious, where did you hear i was homo?

i ain't homo

12/9/2007 10:49:57 AM

I'm not hating, I'm a chick, I love hanging out with gay guys, it's just one of those things that are a given, I just figured since he was gay and everything he'd like that type of stuff

12/9/2007 10:51:12 AM

Quote :

"Real Name : Michael Age : 18 Sex : M"

12/9/2007 10:51:37 AM

just a suggestion, if you are drunk, you shouldnt answer the door when you know that it is the people who live above you...and you know that they are coming down to show off how ignorant they are for a third time and yell at you for being loud at 3 in the morning


stupid bitch told me to stop banging on her ceiling...anyone else see the problem here?



haha, i said the noise would have been transfered through the trusses to her floor and she gave me the biggest retard face and said "TRUSSES?!?!?

[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 10:57 AM. Reason : ]

12/9/2007 10:51:49 AM

^^nvm



[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 10:53 AM. Reason : ^^Good looking out, b ]

12/9/2007 10:51:52 AM

Quote :

"wouldn't you like other guys smacking you around?"

and no, i wouldn't, especially when i'm trying to treat them

12/9/2007 10:52:46 AM

Quote :

"treat them"

12/9/2007 10:53:48 AM

Okay, well maybe not WHILE you're treating them. But I'm sure you do slip your number into their "personal belongings" with a note that says "I can save your life in more ways than one , call me, love evan" so that the smacking can continue after they're in better condition

12/9/2007 10:55:07 AM

Quote :

"love evan"

Good advice. We should all love evan

12/9/2007 10:57:12 AM

this thread did not deliver the funny

12/9/2007 11:13:21 AM

Quote :

"We should all love evan"

i love evan, just not the same way you love evan

12/9/2007 11:14:46 AM

who the fuck is evan?

12/9/2007 11:18:56 AM

the attention whore of 2007

12/9/2007 11:24:20 AM

i thought that was kiki

[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 11:27 AM. Reason : oic]

12/9/2007 11:25:37 AM

that's been going on much longer than 2007

12/9/2007 11:26:42 AM

Quote :

"I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was all like "Eeeeh" and I was like "Whatever" "

12/9/2007 11:30:23 AM

evan had attention whore 07 locked up in july.

12/9/2007 11:33:22 AM

I sleep where I want.

Wake me up again and see what happens.

12/9/2007 11:33:26 AM

Quote :

""I went down to the beach and saw Kiki She was all like "Eeeeh" and I was like "Whatever" ""

i was waiting for this

12/9/2007 11:51:58 AM

BUMP

cuz im drunk and this was funny

2/18/2008 9:56:10 PM

hmm...you spell better drunk than sober.

2/18/2008 9:58:43 PM

2/18/2008 9:59:06 PM

god evan annoys me.

2/18/2008 9:59:25 PM

Quote :

"god evan annoys me."

are you for real?

2/18/2008 10:48:53 PM

Quote :

"and then smack the paramedic that's trying to get a tympanic temperature on you after PD found you on the ground passed out."

why do medical professionals always feel the need to use technical terms? Temperature would have been fine, unless you're checking the butt . . . we all know what rectal means and its that much more entertaining.

2/18/2008 11:10:47 PM

because "temperature" could mean, like you said, any number of things

tympanic temperature tells you it was done in his ear.

plus, we're used to doing it.

i didn't think tympanic was a very technical term.

2/19/2008 12:08:01 AM

*shrug* fair enough.


I'm really just antagonizing people who I know are post stalking me

2/19/2008 12:11:57 AM

lawl

2/19/2008 12:12:32 AM

so how's that volunteering going, b?

2/19/2008 12:14:26 AM