It makes you win at yelling

It's got electrolytes and shit

It's got what plants crave

It is actually going to be a real drink

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/film/2007/12/for_editors_the_view_why_fox_w.html

12/9/2007 8:28:01 PM

$10 says it tastes like straight ass hole

12/9/2007 8:33:25 PM

go away, 'batin

12/9/2007 8:34:34 PM

great movie.

12/9/2007 8:35:44 PM

Quote :

"Idiocracy - an erratic but often wildly funny account of the final triumph of the congenitally stupid, set in an all-too plausible future America."

12/9/2007 8:36:38 PM

tell me the premise isn't true

12/9/2007 8:55:49 PM

Remember, the higher level education you get, the more you direct effort away from reproducing and removing yourself from the gene pool.

12/9/2007 9:03:20 PM

12/9/2007 9:04:37 PM

the spelling in that movie was almost as bad as LOLcats

12/9/2007 9:05:41 PM

hmmmmm I wonder if bad spelling in lolcats and in the movie have a connection.

[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 9:07 PM. Reason : or that is what the movie hints at]

12/9/2007 9:07:14 PM

lolcats = downfall of america?

12/9/2007 9:08:18 PM

could be

12/9/2007 9:26:30 PM

That reminds me, I finally saw Grandma's Boy last night.

12/9/2007 9:41:59 PM

Quote :

"I got a package. It came in the mail. The package had stuff in it. I opened the package that came in the mail and there was a piece of paper. The piece of paper had words. I hate words. I like TV. I like to watch the Violence Channel. I like to watch "Ow, My Balls!" on the Violence Channel. "Ow, My Balls!" is brought to you by Carl's Jr. TV is good because there aren't many words. But this piece of paper had words. The piece of paper started off boring and slow, with a bunch of smart talk: 'Blah blah blah. Redux LLC, a beverage manufacturing company, whose lineup includes the controversially named Cocaine, has announced an addition to its lineup of energy drinks!' That part of the piece of paper sucked. But then I liked the next part of the piece of paper, because it was about Brawndo. Brawndo is the thirst mutilator. It has what plant's crave. It has electrolytes. That's what the next part of the piece of paper said. But the piece of paper went on and on with more smart talk. "Blah blah blah lemon lime endurance supplement beverage. Bright green with a smooth tangy flavor, Brawndo refreshes and energizes with 200mg of caffeine, electrolytes, inositol and guarana." That part of the piece of paper also sucked. The piece of paper sucked, but there was more stuff in the box that I got in the mail. There were four cans of Brawndo. Brawndo is the thirst mutilator. It has what plants crave. It has electrolytes. I opened a can of Brawndo and drank it. I could taste the electrolytes. It tasted like a lime Otter Pop. It mutilated my thirst. I like Brawndo. It’s better than that water stuff that comes in the toilet. Brawndo has electrolytes. It has what plants crave. Brawndo is the thirst mutilator."

12/18/2007 4:42:45 PM