if it's too fast, slow it down

if it's too slow, speed it up

if you have no idea what the fuck it is

...

shock the hell out of it.

12/10/2007 4:24:59 PM

wut

12/10/2007 4:25:15 PM

Thanks evan, I feel much safer now.

12/10/2007 4:25:48 PM

how do you slow it down? i know a few ways to speed it up(hot women, etc)

12/10/2007 4:26:09 PM

speed up? hot women

slow down? busted women

12/10/2007 4:27:51 PM

thought this was gonna be about Beckett and Sabathia

12/10/2007 4:28:36 PM

i thought this was about knees`

12/10/2007 4:28:58 PM

and this is how the dudes in houston keep dyin



sip on that lean, then go do an 8-ball

then drink some liquor, then smoke some weed

12/10/2007 4:30:29 PM

speed it up: drugs (epi, etc.) or pacing
slow it down: drugs (beta blockets, benzo, etc.) or pacing

12/10/2007 4:31:14 PM

oh lawd

i never expected THIS of all threads to launch a slew of parodies

12/10/2007 4:33:18 PM

Don't you mean hilarities?

12/10/2007 4:34:48 PM