I are amsterdam718

12/11/2007 12:23:02 PM

^ not unless you did a line of coke off their perfect brazilian bodies and then complained a week later about an itchy pecker

12/11/2007 12:24:07 PM

nah, he got dumped 15 times by the same chick

12/11/2007 12:24:32 PM

i are lysdexic

12/11/2007 12:29:35 PM

Quote :

"nah, he got dumped 15 times by the same chick"

lol

12/11/2007 12:50:17 PM

15/10

A+++++++++

12/11/2007 1:08:46 PM

one of the best parodies ever. simple, yet amazing.

12/11/2007 6:24:15 PM

cocaine


my dick skin


miami, b



new york city, b



she dumped me



i moved back in with her



she dumped me again



wtf b? She kissed me but doesn't want to fuck.



i did too much coke last night




i make $100,000, b, but do drugs all the time




i need a hooker for the night, b.

12/12/2007 10:37:17 AM

should I get a hooker, b? If so, do you know any in NYC that does blow too?

12/13/2007 10:25:56 AM

Hahaha I remember one time he so eloquently referred to a hooker as a " 'tute"

12/13/2007 10:34:31 AM

lol... I remember that...




If that guy is real, I feel sorry for him.

12/13/2007 11:20:35 AM