Since this is 1000 for me I thought I do something interesting but I couldn't think of anything so here something mildly amusing, the rules for working at the Pleasures Cafe in Cordele, GA:

Found these over at http://www.uer.ca/











[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 11:03 PM. Reason : Pleasures Cafe]

12/11/2007 11:01:13 PM

words

12/11/2007 11:03:09 PM

12/11/2007 11:04:00 PM

Aaaaand of course it's in Georgia.

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 11:06 PM. Reason : heh, some parts of it are pretty funny, though]

12/11/2007 11:04:51 PM

rofl!!!

12/11/2007 11:05:34 PM

wtf no tits can touch the customers face

bullshit

12/11/2007 11:13:09 PM

so i'm curious about how exciting an all nude dance could be with no squatting, leg spreading, bending over, and all feet remaining on the floor

12/11/2007 11:16:20 PM

My stripper broke all of those rules.

12/11/2007 11:17:17 PM

Read it all, applied for a job

12/11/2007 11:19:42 PM

^^^,^^ probably just georgia specific regulations

12/11/2007 11:20:45 PM

too many rules for a titty bar.

12/11/2007 11:40:19 PM

yeah, it changes a lot state to state...

country to country....

12/11/2007 11:41:33 PM

"No pulling break aways through your coochie."

wat?

12/11/2007 11:46:03 PM

Quote :

"If you can smell yourself, other people can too. Pay Attention!"

12/11/2007 11:46:57 PM

It's shit like this that ensures my boyfriend will never get his dream of taking me to a strip club. I was actually interested in going for a long time, until I saw the movie Carlito's Way again. The strippers in that movie are 100% real. Sagging breasts, stretch marks, veins, in short: ugly. And I realized that that was what I would actually see in real life, not the Dusk Before Dawn, Selma Hayek dancing with a snake computer-retouched perfection.
Sorry, I prefer my women plastic. Which is why I'll always prefer animated porn to real porn. Reality is too god damn imperfect.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 2:22 AM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 2:21:56 AM

There are good strip clubs, ya know?

12/12/2007 2:25:37 AM

I didn't see the price for a tugjob.

12/12/2007 2:26:49 AM

^^ Where around here, though?
From what I've heard, even Doll House and Pure Gold are just mediocre.

12/12/2007 2:34:46 AM

Haven't really looked into lately because I'm poor as shit, but I'm sure there's some around here somewhere. Don't crush your boyfriend's dream because a couple saggy boobs got you down.

12/12/2007 2:36:08 AM

I read the whole thing and lol'd all over myself

12/12/2007 2:41:10 AM

check out uptown cabaret in charlotte. an awesome place to visit after a panthers game.

12/12/2007 2:43:42 AM

My best friend's sister used to work there. haha

12/12/2007 2:49:43 AM

not as funny as I hoped it to be.

12/12/2007 3:28:00 AM

some good lines though, especially about don't beg a customer for $$

12/12/2007 8:19:31 AM

i chuckled

12/12/2007 8:31:31 AM