is not that satisfying.

cell phones aren't big enough
desk phones are too big and clumsy
and the lube interferes with the working of the phone.

def. overrated, in this girl's experience.

12/12/2007 1:22:28 PM

12/12/2007 1:23:08 PM

next time try a pay phone

12/12/2007 1:23:13 PM

that's why you put it on vibrate and have a friend give you a ring a dozen times

12/12/2007 1:23:17 PM

lol

12/12/2007 1:23:21 PM

12/12/2007 1:24:21 PM

hahahahaha

12/12/2007 1:26:27 PM

? what. are you inserting the phone . . . ?

12/12/2007 1:30:20 PM

how else am i supposed to have sex with a phone?

12/12/2007 1:41:47 PM

12/12/2007 1:42:25 PM

doesn't do anything for me

12/12/2007 1:43:10 PM

^^^If you're good for salami, you're certainly good for a cell phone, at least. Maybe even the larger cordless home phone.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 1:43 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 1:43:12 PM

12/12/2007 1:44:16 PM

meh

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 1:48 PM. Reason : nvm]

12/12/2007 1:48:02 PM