I wonder who the lucky bastard is that made this happen.

12/12/2007 2:31:54 PM

Its that Cash Warren fucker

Don't worry...I've already sent out the hit.

12/12/2007 2:32:51 PM

bbehe (1:59) : zomg jessica alba is preggers
chembob (2:00) : fap fap fap
pilgrimshoes (2:30) : mmmm seeded up alba.... mmmmm


OLD

12/12/2007 2:34:07 PM

I wonder if she gave him the herp.

12/12/2007 2:35:02 PM

Quote :

"lucky bastard"

i would think it is very unlucky to get someone like this preggers

12/12/2007 2:35:54 PM

Quote :

"Jessica Alba is expecting the pitter-patter of little feet with longtime boyfriend Cash Warren"

12/12/2007 2:48:13 PM

^^how so?

12/12/2007 2:51:29 PM

^^^You wouldn't want to get some famous hot bitch preggers? Are you fucking insane?

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 2:52 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 2:51:46 PM

I swear I thought I read on thesuperficial that she broke up with that dude a couple months ago

12/12/2007 2:52:28 PM

Why not knock up a celebrity that is a gazillion times richer than you up?

Seems to be workout out pretty good for K-Fed

12/12/2007 2:53:20 PM

BULLSHIT, I USED A RUBBER

12/12/2007 2:53:20 PM

I don't care if she made me use a rubber, my boys would find a way.

12/12/2007 3:01:44 PM

She did break up with him, OVER THE PHONE

No we know why they're back together...

12/12/2007 3:02:03 PM

Quote :

"You wouldn't want to get some famous hot bitch preggers?"

why?

12/12/2007 3:02:34 PM

all you have to do is show the rubber


"see look, I use em"

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 3:03 PM. Reason : !]

12/12/2007 3:03:11 PM

you mean you would want to money at the expense of a child's life that may not be fulfilling just because you thinks it hot to get a celeb preggers? how genius.

12/12/2007 3:04:40 PM

what straight male aged 12-85 wouldnt want to raise a child with that smokin hot piece of ass

12/12/2007 3:08:10 PM

Quote :

"She did break up with him, OVER THE PHONE"

i've come to prefer breakin' girls off via text message

it's hilarious

the funniest one was over the summer.. me and this girl were at a bar together, she goes to take a leak, i break up with her over a text...

i see her walking back in, open her phone and read it, looks at me with her eyes burning and mouth agape, just turns around and walks out the door


i laughed and took a swig of my beer

12/12/2007 3:09:10 PM

just because she is smoking i guess that means its ok to get her preggers, ha. i have heard it all.

12/12/2007 3:09:14 PM

I AINT TRYNA CATCH THAT DIE SLOW

^^ lolololol... hahhaa

I broke off this chick the other night with nothing but lyrics from 7th floor crew
"sorry trick, if ya thought I loved ya"

the next night she comes in and this chick is kissing me and she runs out crying




[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 3:10 PM. Reason : ...]

12/12/2007 3:09:18 PM

^^dude shes fucking jessica alba...i'd pay her to make out with her asshole...this isnt just some hot chick

12/12/2007 3:10:06 PM

wow you are not only ignorant but stupid

12/12/2007 3:10:35 PM

you're missing the entire point of the thread

either that or youre gay, but i'll give you the benefit and go with the former

12/12/2007 3:11:15 PM

12/12/2007 3:11:23 PM

pretty much why I told the hoe to fuck off via text


that and she is nuts and prolly woulda stabbed me with a steak knife


the first time I spent the night with her I asked her not to shank me in my sleep

12/12/2007 3:13:15 PM

^^^ wow. just grow up a little more and i am sure that you will change your mind about this.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 3:14 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/12/2007 3:14:30 PM

why dont you tell us how its so unlucky then

to get Jessica Alba pregnant

cause nobody else knows wtf you're talking about

12/12/2007 3:16:23 PM

yeah, I wouldnt mind being the guy to knock Jessica Alba up and being "stuck" with her for the rest of my life

if I wasnt engaged and all

12/12/2007 3:18:15 PM

yall could work out a deal even though you're engaged

12/12/2007 3:18:46 PM

i am so glad that i am not you guys

12/12/2007 3:20:27 PM

so i guess you refuse to tell us why its so unlucky to get Jessica Alba pregnant

most people who feel so strongly about something like that at least give a reason

12/12/2007 3:41:41 PM

Quote :

"i've come to prefer breakin' girls off via text message it's hilarious the funniest one was over the summer.. me and this girl were at a bar together, she goes to take a leak, i break up with her over a text... i see her walking back in, open her phone and read it, looks at me with her eyes burning and mouth agape, just turns around and walks out the door i laughed and took a swig of my beer "

LOL OMG that is fucked up

12/12/2007 3:44:01 PM

the only reason you need to know that why would i care to have a child for any other reason than really wanting it, as opposed to having one because i think the mom is hot and rich.

12/12/2007 3:45:03 PM

who gives a fuck, get back to work
or go do a lap around campus or something

12/12/2007 3:46:27 PM

i would knock up jessica alba if she was bankrupt

12/12/2007 3:49:17 PM

^^^Its obvious you are just trolling. So stfu and move on queer.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 3:50 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 3:50:18 PM

yeah i bet YOU would

12/12/2007 3:50:20 PM

So would every other non faggot on TWW.

12/12/2007 3:51:08 PM

if non-faggot = idiot then this is true

12/12/2007 3:52:12 PM

Well we are still waiting on you to explain to us how it is UNLUCKY to get Jessica Alba preggers. Please do tell us oh wise one. Do most of us want a kid right now? Probably not. Would getting her preggers right now be the best situation right now. Maybe not. But if you are gonna knock up a chick, you are unlucky if you knock up some bar trash you met one night. You are lucky as fuck if you somehow manage to knock up Jessica Alba. Not only is she hot as fuck and rich, she seems cool as hell, and you will be tied to her for life. There isn't one unlucky thing about it. The kid part is just a little added bonus.

And on top of all that. Pretty much ever single guy you would meet for the rest of your life couldn't talk one piece of shit about your game because they would know that you hit that.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 3:56 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 3:55:07 PM

wow, such ignorance i shun and run from!

12/12/2007 3:56:11 PM

all arguing aside, this thread was begging for some pictures

12/12/2007 3:56:24 PM

You're just pissed off cause ya got no seed.


That along with your game, are non existant.

Quote :

"wow, such ignorance i shun and run from!"

Still avoiding the question I see.



^I pray to god every night that the day never comes where I get a girl like that preggers.

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 3:58 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 3:57:09 PM

you guise have a lot of thinking to do.

12/12/2007 3:58:03 PM

can you start saying pregnant now, the ali g reference was kinda funny the first time, but after that its getting kinda lame

12/12/2007 3:59:30 PM

No, I think thats on you. You need to think to yourself why you wouldn't want to get a very famous, very hot, and very rich girl preggers.

Other than being a queer, there are some underlying socail issues you need to address I am sure.

^If you didn't make such a lame screenname, then yes, I would. But since your name is lame as fuck, I am sticking to

preggers

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 4:00 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 3:59:44 PM

yeah, and now you are going to tell me about my life, just fantastic hahahaha this just goes to show how you think, and think irrationally.

12/12/2007 4:00:33 PM

12/12/2007 4:01:23 PM

Oh well, that sucks for us then. Our loss.

12/12/2007 4:01:25 PM

oh i get it now

seedless = sterile

he's jealous of anyone getting pregnant

12/12/2007 4:02:10 PM