house arrest really sucks a big one but on the other hand can save $ and get really really drunk without spending it!

12/14/2007 7:34:57 PM

any ideas on what to do when u got to be in by 7pm every night?

12/14/2007 7:40:25 PM

get on TWW and make stupid threads?

12/14/2007 7:43:52 PM

12/14/2007 7:45:35 PM

yeah hence!

12/14/2007 7:50:44 PM

the only solution is suicide

12/14/2007 7:54:36 PM

well i think i can hang in there for another 5 months. i think! lol

12/14/2007 8:01:46 PM

Cut off your foot.


Problem solved.

12/14/2007 8:18:16 PM

hell yeah maybe i can get some perkisets!

12/14/2007 9:24:32 PM

entertain me... why are you under house arrest?

12/14/2007 9:25:36 PM

12/14/2007 9:26:12 PM

stop being a druggy and getting yourself into these situations.

12/14/2007 9:26:19 PM

ahahaha hellz yea.. this thread is home in Chit Chat where it belongs.. Can't wait to see how this one turns out.

12/14/2007 9:27:25 PM

hey is there ayway you can voluntarily do this and that way not spend money and just focus on productive things?

12/14/2007 9:27:41 PM

Go to jail and tell us what you like better im sure that lil cunt on ur leg will be ur answer

12/14/2007 9:29:52 PM

already been to jail this is def better but im on house arrest for a felony hit and run i t-boned someone doing 135 in a dodge avenger srt that sucked going to pick up some strippers on yonkers road

12/14/2007 9:38:32 PM

12/14/2007 9:41:07 PM

WAT!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats fucked up!

12/14/2007 9:44:02 PM

Quote :

"strippers on yonkers road"

i am interested in your story and would like to hear more

12/14/2007 9:48:07 PM

I put myself under house arrest with a growler of Big Boss Hells Belle tonight...

12/14/2007 9:52:12 PM

well its not funny to me but i was drinkin brown liquor (thats what my boi called it cause it was aristocrat) i would have never told him to come over if i knew it was that shit. but we were chillin at my place and there were no females and that aint cool at all especially when theres alcohol and drugs. so i call up a friend of mine that lives here but is currently strippin at the penthouse in myrtle beach and she called me back and told me that she had some gurls that were trying to have a good time all i hade to do is pick them up from werk at the dollhouse b 4 it was the mens club so i said ok. so my friend let my take his car only he had to be there. so i said ok not even thinking as drunk and all he said was dont wreck his car cause last time he let someone drive a car that he owned they somehow drove it off of a cliff! i said no prob im str8! so off we went and on yonkers road my boi said he was never able to get his car over 95mph and i said that was bull shit so there i go doing 135mph and 10 feet right in front or me a full size van pulls out in front of me and there was nothing i could do i t-boned him flipped him over on his side and got out made sure every1 was ok then off i ral across the beltline. i got away but my cell was ion my lap and when i ran i left it and diddnt know so the cop started calling every 1 in the fon and then i went to the bar had a few more drinks cause i knew i was going to jail and called him and turned myself in! PRETTY GAY DUDE!

12/14/2007 10:00:10 PM

Lies

12/14/2007 10:01:48 PM

that's funny and pathetic

12/14/2007 10:02:06 PM

haha, aristrocrat

12/14/2007 10:02:06 PM

hod do u post a pic i have pics

12/14/2007 10:02:27 PM

after reading aristocrat at the beginning, i was disappointed in the ending


hope it works out dude

12/14/2007 10:04:33 PM

you should be on death row.

12/14/2007 10:05:11 PM

50 hours comm service, 11 days jail time, 6 months intensive probation, 2 and a half years supervised probation, and 3100 dollars restitution it worked out pretty shitty but at lease everyone is still alive!

12/14/2007 10:07:12 PM

HA ur lucky!

12/14/2007 10:08:11 PM

i know right but when i did my 11 days i was sleeping on the floor on the 8th floor about 10 feet from that serial killer clayton fellow with nothing seperating us that was kind of fucked up

12/14/2007 10:10:14 PM

with the exception of your shitty typing and your love of Honda Civics, you sound just like a good friend of mine.

12/14/2007 10:11:28 PM

^ LOL

12/14/2007 10:15:05 PM

I can pretty much confirm all of this happened and the pics are somewhere.

12/15/2007 12:27:35 AM

12/15/2007 12:33:07 AM

y dO u tYp Lyk a 13 yo gUrL?

12/15/2007 1:12:01 PM

^lol....

pics or it didnt happen

12/15/2007 6:30:48 PM

oh the irony

3/2/2008 3:27:54 AM

3/2/2008 10:52:05 AM

the best thing you can do (if you don't have roommates to keep you entertained) is to get a video game system and play that. a lot

3/2/2008 10:55:07 AM

you could also read books, instead of letting your brain ferment even more than it already has.

3/2/2008 11:07:24 AM

^ given his posts in this thread, I just assumed that books were a bit over his head

3/2/2008 11:09:06 AM

even dr. seuss can teach some valuable lessons.

3/2/2008 11:15:27 AM

there is no one alive who is youer than you

3/2/2008 11:39:34 AM

interesting.

3/2/2008 3:46:19 PM

I just watched Disturbia today.

3/2/2008 4:21:19 PM